MPLSweedman
11-11-2008, 07:26 PM
i've seen testpure advertised in some stores for as low as $25 (under 200lbs.) i am only about 160lb so i dont need the XXL or whatever it is. anyways, i picked the 16oz bottle up last night for $42.75 at a head shop, whatever, i heard it works, im on probation i cannot fail. so be it
anyways, i didnt smoke saturday, sunday, or monday, test scheduled for today anytime at the court building downtown. someone watches through a two-sided mirror so substitution is not an option for me.
so i didnt smoke for the 3 days before, i drank a lot of water on monday, and when i woke up today at 10:30am i chugged the bottle of testpure. 15 minutes later i filled it with water and drank that. it also said to urinate 2-3 times before the test. I felt like i could piss every 30 minutes from this stuff, so i made sure i went 3 times before i headed downtown, because i smoke about an 8th a day, everyday. as i parked my car and started the long walk, i was going to piss my pants. i got there and the doors were locked, someone yelled "its veterans day" and i turned around and left. i would just have to show up in 2weeks for the next test.... not wanting to waste the $42.75 i stopped at a pipeshop downtown and bought a home-test strip
these test should be easier to beat than the probation lab tests. when i got home i thought i was going to die from holding a piss so long, and when i pissed on the home test strip, not only was my piss completely clear, it also showed up POSITIVE for marijuana
ive tried dilution in the past and have been rejected just because the sample was completely clear. they thought i took the water out of the toilet bowl hahaha, but the temperature measured up, they still rejected it. taking vitamins doesnt always work with color.
how is this possible? i have friends who smoke just as much and even smoked up to the day of their test and passed with test pure, i quit 3days before, followed the directions, didnt really even need to take the test luckily, but still WOULD HAVE failed it. quitting smoking isnt an option so dont bother with that shit, how do you guys pass probation tests while still smoking?
anyways, i didnt smoke saturday, sunday, or monday, test scheduled for today anytime at the court building downtown. someone watches through a two-sided mirror so substitution is not an option for me.
so i didnt smoke for the 3 days before, i drank a lot of water on monday, and when i woke up today at 10:30am i chugged the bottle of testpure. 15 minutes later i filled it with water and drank that. it also said to urinate 2-3 times before the test. I felt like i could piss every 30 minutes from this stuff, so i made sure i went 3 times before i headed downtown, because i smoke about an 8th a day, everyday. as i parked my car and started the long walk, i was going to piss my pants. i got there and the doors were locked, someone yelled "its veterans day" and i turned around and left. i would just have to show up in 2weeks for the next test.... not wanting to waste the $42.75 i stopped at a pipeshop downtown and bought a home-test strip
these test should be easier to beat than the probation lab tests. when i got home i thought i was going to die from holding a piss so long, and when i pissed on the home test strip, not only was my piss completely clear, it also showed up POSITIVE for marijuana
ive tried dilution in the past and have been rejected just because the sample was completely clear. they thought i took the water out of the toilet bowl hahaha, but the temperature measured up, they still rejected it. taking vitamins doesnt always work with color.
how is this possible? i have friends who smoke just as much and even smoked up to the day of their test and passed with test pure, i quit 3days before, followed the directions, didnt really even need to take the test luckily, but still WOULD HAVE failed it. quitting smoking isnt an option so dont bother with that shit, how do you guys pass probation tests while still smoking?