Need Opinions

[KNOTME66]

Hello All.....Sorry about the long post......

I'm in a position where I didn't think I would encounter another drug test. I've been on probatin for the past year. I've been doing drug testing (per court) every month. The last one I thought was October 29th, which was the end of my year. I have done practice runs in the beginning and found I could take a few hits a week and still pass with dilution. Then I was taking the drug class the court ordered and I was able to sub with my own frozen urine for the last 8 months. I went back to my pattern of smoking a bowl or 2 each day during that time. I tried dilution a month ago, but I think I wasn't able to dilute due to me drinking too much tea, which dehydrated me as well as my increased history. When I saw my PO last month she only mentioned that she needed to do one last home visit before signing my papers for freedom. Since then I started backing off (due to finances) and taking SMALL taps off a pipe each day....to the point where a bowl would last 2-3 days. It's been a month since I have taken a FULL toke that filled my lungs. I've been exercising daily, eating right (as I normally do), taking metamucil (just in case although not expecting a test). She never a mentioned of another drug test....until today when she came by. She said "by the way I will get one last urine test tomorrow before signing the papers in my office". WTF!!! I just took the last one through drug class last week (so I was led to believe). I can say I feel confident, from reading the boards over the past year, with my little smoking this past month that I can dilute enough to pass given my weight/height and smoking history. I'm 5"3" and only 125 pounds. My last toke was Sunday afternoon after I ran out. I have to say I have been eating red meat with most of my meals, which is my normal diet and started taking creatine this morning after she left. I've also been on vacation the past week and have been lazy and eating more junk then I normally do, which could be a blessing in disguise. I've also read that if you take creatine with sweet fruit juice or something high in frutose that the creatine will flow to the urine faster, which I'm doing. I'm staying hydrated today and will start the aspirin tonight. I got everything I need to properly dilute. I guess I wanting opinions for cofidence. ALSO, with me being female....I do have a method set up that I practiced and practiced months ago for subbing under observation when I was first cleaning up. I plan on diluting and testing myself tomorrow before going in AND having my sub setup ready just in case. Just when you think you are a signature away from freedom, the PO's throw in one last test. Oh well....I hope to hear from others.

[KNOTME66]

For all those out there wondering......I have been diluting since 8:30AM. I did a trail home test last night and this morning knowing it would be positive. Sure enough they were. I did another test around 11AM, which I felt was too early, but wanted confidence and failed that one too. It's now 11:45AM and I did yet another test and PASSED!!!!!! My appointment is at 2PM for the actual test. I will continue with the dilution, rolaids, salty water and aspirin so that the metabolites will continue to stay below the cut off until the real test. THEN....I have a big fat one waiting for me after I get papers signed.

[killerweed420]

It sounds like you've done everything right. Good luck.

[KNOTME66]

OK.....I thought I would share the good news. I PASSED!!!!!! I'm free. What couldl be better?? I had to celebrate. I took a couple regular hits of a pipe and thought I would either munch my way out of it or go to sleep :) (not for real). Anyhow, I will continue to stick around and support others going through the horrible things of drug testing.

[Gatekeeper777]

Are you a MMJ user or recreation? And what would have happened had you failed?

[iConfidential]

Congrats Knotme!!! I'm on probation and I have to take a test on the 13th.
I'm just curious, did you ever sub while on probation? I think I read one of your previous posts saying that you had. I have QF4.2 and I am scared to use it (Not because I think they will monitor, but I'm worried they might realize that it's synthetic). Also, what state was yours in?

Thanks in advance to everyone on this site. It is the most useful site I have found for potheads.

[KNOTME66]

Are you a MMJ user or recreation? And what would have happened had you failed?

Gatekeeper.....for the past month I would only take 1-2 SMALL taps off a pipe each day and i actually got a buzz from it each time. Then I last toke on a Sunday afternoon to find out on Wednesday that I had an ovserved test on Thursday (the next day) for my freedom papers. I was led to believe that I had done all court ordered test and I was done except for a last signature. BUT.....probation throws you curve balls. Had I failed (which would had been first offense) I would probably had to undergo inpatient treatment and longer drops. I've been the "role-model" probationer since day one.....I just happen to study long and hard and practice and practice before I went playing with freedom. I invested in test strips over time and propel for practicing. It was worth it in the long run. I had a lot of "relaxing" evenings while staying healthy at the same time. I got into the habit of regular exercising during the past year by learning things about increasing your metabolism to decrease levels. I have learn a LOT here in this forum. Eat healthy and stay active are good words of wisdom.

[KNOTME66]

Congrats Knotme!!! I'm on probation and I have to take a test on the 13th.
I'm just curious, did you ever sub while on probation? I think I read one of your previous posts saying that you had. I have QF4.2 and I am scared to use it (Not because I think they will monitor, but I'm worried they might realize that it's synthetic). Also, what state was yours in?

Thanks in advance to everyone on this site. It is the most useful site I have found for potheads.

iConfidential....As far as my subbing I had opportunities through a non-court site that did their UA's unobserved. In fact, the facilitator would hand you a cup and direct you down the hall ALONE to the public restroom. As long as I stayed in class and did UA's there, my PO accepted their results for my probation test.. I haven't tried subbing in front of PO but I have practiced at home with different female techniques. IF...IF...IF you get lucky and can get away with a sub at the PO's office, then synthetic would still pass their test. I had used my own frozen samples I had stored. Also, read my post right before this one. BTW....I'm in MO.

[iConfidential]

iConfidential....As far as my subbing I had opportunities through a non-court site that did their UA's unobserved. As long as I stayed in class and did UA's there, my PO accepted their results for my probation test.. I haven't tried subbing in front of PO but I have practiced at home with different female techniques. IF...IF...IF you get lucky and can get away with a sub at the PO's office, then synthetic would still pass their test. I had used my own frozen samples I had stored. Also, read my post right before this one. BTW....I'm in MO.

I have learned Tons form these forums also and Thank you so much for your help and advice. I'm in NC and I have completed my "Substance Abuse" classes, so I just take my test unobserved for female PO (I'm male). I have quit as well with the exception of 2-3 times a month, but this month I ordered QF4.2 and got some purple widow I just smoked 1 hit and I'm feeling great (like being a teenager again). So this will be my first time subbing for her. I think I'll still pass though by diluting.

BTW, I am so stupid for not freezing my urine when I quit for 6 months. I wish I had met you on here like 4 months ago. thank you again for your words of wisdom and smoke a fatty for me.

[KNOTME66]

What I would STRONGLY suggest (after doing UA's for a year and a chance to sub for 8 months of that year) is for you dilute enough to pass with a home drug test. Do the COMPLETE thing with creatine, tums, etc. If all you have taken was the one hit and you were clean before then you can possibly dilute in a couple of days and still pass easily. THEN...collect your own large bottles and save yourself some money in the future. QF is generally only enough for 1 test. A couple of days clean now when it won't take long will be worth it later in the pockect. That's what I did when I did my test today. I used small travel size bottles (air tight) for storage and placed in freezer. I don't plan on needing it, but I have a year in case I do need it.

[KNOTME66]

One more thing as added measure.....make sure you invest in a few strips and test prior to producing your own sample to freeze AS WELL AS the sample you are freezing. The added precaution is worth any doubt you may have later. After you take time to do that get involved in the forum and learn your body and live it. The healthier you are, the easier it will be to get cleaned up if/when you may need to. There is nothing in this forum that is unhealthy.

[iConfidential]

KNOTME66, Thanks again. There is another guy that posted a new thread that could use your help too. I am going to do a practice dilute on the 12th and if I pass the home test I will dilute for her on the 13th. One more question and I'll stop bugging you. Are you saying to save some of my diluted urine to pass in the future or use urine from when I actually stop for a few weeks?
Oh yeah, I get off in December as long as I don't fail any and she has only tested me every other month for the last 4 months. I can't wait to be a free person again.

[KNOTME66]

KNOTME66, Thanks again. There is another guy that posted a new thread that could use your help too. I am going to do a practice dilute on the 12th and if I pass the home test I will dilute for her on the 13th. One more question and I'll stop bugging you. Are you saying to save some of my diluted urine to pass in the future or use urine from when I actually stop for a few weeks?
Oh yeah, I get off in December as long as I don't fail any and she has only tested me every other month for the last 4 months. I can't wait to be a free person again.

FIRST....don't go thinking you are bugging me. I don't mind sharing the wealth of info I have found and/or used myself. Yes....I am saying that after you load up with all the "extras" that go along with a regular dilution process, test it and then store some in bottles in the freezer for future use. I'm an advocate for collecting and storing your own urine in a freezer, especially when it did me GREAT wonders for 8 months. Who knows what may lie ahead a year from now? Don't just look ahead for the probation, look ahead for a possible job opportunities and know what frozen urine you do have came cheaper then QF and it's your own. It's good for a year or year and half in air tight containers. The frozen urine I was using had been PROPERLY dilitued and tested with a home drug test and validity strips and they passed 8 months of lab test that was done through the court ordered drug classes. If I were you I would do another dilution run in the next couple of days just for peace of mind. It will be too stressful (trust me) if you wait until the day before the real test. The ONLY thing I ask is for you to report back here to let us and others know how things went. If it wasn't for old posts I wouldn't have had the confidence I needed to try to beat a system set up to beat down hard working responsible people like ourselves. Good Luck. ~~~~Going to find new poster who needs help~~~~