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Not Enough Herb
03-12-2005, 05:23 PM
alright this has been talked about over and over

but i have a guina pig...and i wanna get her high...just i dont want to hurt her cuz shes a guina pig...like a dog could handle it but shes like the size of a dogs head.

ill give her a bit of my hit and see if she likes it...

anyone else have a small pet they like to get stoned?

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RIP ODB
03-12-2005, 05:26 PM
I don't know if that's a good idea man, I don't think animals that small can handle their weed very well... She might bug out.

But if you do it anyway, and it's funny, then more power to you.
Sensi Super Skunk
03-12-2005, 05:33 PM
How will you give it a hit? I had two guinea pigs, and I know for a fact those mofos' can BITE! Are you going to blow the hit in her face?
rajking86
03-12-2005, 05:38 PM
Damn your pet's not your personal guinea......well in this case she is your guinea pig! Fuck that, your pet should be glad you're offering the sweet mist of the most Holy herb.

She could be in a colgate factory getting toothpaste tested on her.
slipknotpsycho
03-12-2005, 06:39 PM
lol....i had pet rat that loved cigarettes....one time we stuck the butt of a cigarette into his cage and he grabbed it with both hands stuck it in his mouth....and i stil to this day swear that i saw smoke come out of his nose.....
Not Enough Herb
03-12-2005, 07:00 PM
lmao...well i gave her like 7 small hits and like 1 big one...she was acting kinda funny...started getting really hungry lol and she pissed herself and i had to pick her up and put her back in her cage with piss on her lol...

she doesnt like weed so no more for that bitch

lol im stoned

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Juggalotus
03-13-2005, 02:14 AM
Yeah we got my cat buzzin, it fell of the back of the couch onto the heater, so we had to set her on my lap after that...she just kinda laid there
SmoKa
03-13-2005, 02:58 AM
I honestly wouldnt do it to my animals. Just because i dont think there lungs would process it very well.... and i wouldnt want to hurt my cats respitory system. Or make him go into reefer madness. If they do not have the ability to say yes then i dont think we should make the decision for them. I love my pet more then i love getting a laugh at there expense... soo overall its your call wouldnt hold it against you but.. i personally wouldnt do it.
CanaBliss
03-13-2005, 03:18 AM
The other week my dog was barking and hollering at me to let her out of my room (I was also in there she wasnt alone). I said shutup and blew smoke in her face. What do u know she jumps on bed, lies down, sleeps. lol. Now whenever I smoke in my room she comes to outside the door and kinda nudges it and sniffs hard lmao.
kyle
03-13-2005, 04:11 AM
I personnally would'nt do that eaither, not to small animals anyway. I blew a hit into my cats face, he did'nt like it so he just left. It was a small hit, just a test to see how he would like it. He does'nt, so now when I smoke he stays atleast a few feet away.
Juggalotus
03-13-2005, 04:18 AM
nah after the time he fell off the couch, my cat just climbs on my lap and purrs for like hours at a time. its awesome to have some one to smoke with when ur home alone.
Not Enough Herb
03-13-2005, 05:29 AM
will my guinea pig is fine now...im just not gonna msoke it up ne more cuz it doens t liek it

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rajking86
03-13-2005, 07:57 AM
Yo guinea pigs are cool
stonerboy40k
03-13-2005, 10:17 AM
I honestly wouldnt do it to my animals. Just because i dont think there lungs would process it very well.... and i wouldnt want to hurt my cats respitory system. Or make him go into reefer madness. If they do not have the ability to say yes then i dont think we should make the decision for them. I love my pet more then i love getting a laugh at there expense... soo overall its your call wouldnt hold it against you but.. i personally wouldnt do it.

dnt worry with some animals you can totaly bybass the lungs eg dogs blow it in there ear and it goes direct to the circulatory sysem or put some in the food
CanaBliss
03-13-2005, 03:14 PM
Do you have to lift the ear up and blew in it or just on the outside of it?
robert42
03-13-2005, 04:59 PM
u can also stick the spliff up der ass and pump there belly in
rajking86
03-13-2005, 05:05 PM
Damn that's fucked up haha, i can imagine somebody throwing a couple pieces of space cake into some "MEOW MIX" or "PUPPY CHOW!"

That pet'll have a nice day...... :)
Hektik
03-14-2005, 08:39 AM
lol i love getting petz stoned. get ur gunie pig hella ripped and put it in one of those balls that it can run around in, it will have fun :p
sugarmagnolia
03-14-2005, 10:38 PM
all I can say is they probably think they are dying. why the hell would a guinea pig piss itself? I don't know, thats no good though.

Unless u own a pig keep the weed to urself. but if I had a pig that would be awesome to smoke with.
kraloth
03-16-2005, 08:14 PM
nah i wanna get a cat now just to get it stoned i have five dogs and there like £550 each there like well gd dogs and there my mums and i dont wanna kill em how bad would one little smokeing secion be for em cuz i might get stoned with the girls twin bysexual and get my dogs stoned laugh at the dogs and then gte ith the twin girls next door that acyualy live up the road
Not Enough Herb
03-16-2005, 10:14 PM
^ lmfao wtf dude

just stop already

ur pathetic english is funny but its getting annoying













GO BACK TO GRADE 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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milkjug
03-17-2005, 04:29 AM
we always get my friends dog Mojo high, the dog always knows when we're about to blaze, he just follows us to the back porch and sits between us and gets shotties left and right
Natural Vibrations
03-18-2005, 08:26 AM
My cat loves getting stoned with me and then lying on my big sofa-chair like a person, on its ass and its arms sticking straight out. Fuckin hilarious...
tagnamestek
03-18-2005, 09:34 AM
one time my friend got ants high. she put em in a peanut butter jar and blew the smoke in the klosed it a lil while. then when she poured em bakk out they just walked in sirkles for awhile...then died
Encatuse
03-18-2005, 02:24 PM
^ lmfao wtf dude

just stop already

ur pathetic english is funny but its getting annoying





u haff phayld att posting. giv up now.







GO BACK TO GRADE 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Looker
03-18-2005, 02:36 PM
Hey I have two white guinea pigs I saved from a lab..they like timothy hay and alfalfa...

BUT FUCK IT I AINT SHARIN MY WEED WITH EM THOUGH....


GUINEEEEEEE PEEEEEEG!!!!!
Not Enough Herb
03-18-2005, 09:57 PM
^lol

encantuse-------wtf r u talking about here lol?


u haff phayld att posting. giv up now.[/QUOTE]


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jacquelyne
03-19-2005, 12:47 PM
lol i am drunk this is very funny
hey would u feel bad if the sweet little guinea pig died ?
Not Enough Herb
03-19-2005, 03:22 PM
it didnt die...but if it did i would have bought a bnew obne and smoked it up again lol


IM STONED LOL


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