LADIES...i NEED HELP!!

[Not Enough Herb]

alright...girls i need advice. ok heres the story:

ok me and my x r seeing eachother again and we hung out yesterday for a bit. we decided to watch a movie and we cuddled and kissed for a bit right. its the same old stuff things r going great. then stuff starts to heat up. i start rubbing her thighs, kissing her neck, nibbling on her ear, kissing her body and her tits. so its all going good and shes really enjoying it i can tell....then all of a sudden she says, " we need to stop " so not being an asshole i say ok, give a kiss and we keep watching the movie...but on the inside im more like: :eek: :confused:

but the confusion doesnt end there....we go at it 3 more times and its the same thing as above. now i have the i.q of a guinea pig, so i need help. am i doing sumthing wrong? like i dont no y she wants to stop all of sudden when things r going so good...blah im confused...any help is very appreciated at this point

anyways

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[chix4bud]

Do Not Go There man...resist temptation.. she s messin with ya .... i think she scared to go theer herself but she shouldnt be leadin you on and acting like she wants to rekindle sumthin .... thats called bein a tease,..stay friends is my advice ,,but what the f*** do i know .......... im married..... :D

[Not Enough Herb]

dude we must share the same minds cuz i was starting to think that

blah...fuck girls im going bak to wanking it

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[chix4bud]

dude we must share the same minds cuz i was starting to think that

blah...fuck girls im going bak to wanking it

later its dudette and ive said that myself fuck men im turnin lezbo

[Not Enough Herb]

haha dudette...maybe we can work sumthing out...lol u do the lesbian stuff and i wank to it..see were both happy now :p

lol anyways

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[Juggalotus]

why dont you just ask her...? lol, i mean...she'll tell u...if it sounds like a load of bullshit tell her what the hell u feelin

[Not Enough Herb]

well after giving it sum thought...heres my new idea:

if she wants dick she can come to me!





*crickets*





uh...maybe i should have given it more thought

w/e

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[SashaOxOxMarie]

haha give it time man, give it time.

[SashaOxOxMarie]

haha eventually she will get horny too and wont be able to resist. :p

[Not Enough Herb]

haha i hope so

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[caddyman]

My advice would be to jack off in front of her , or maybe on her , whatever u think is best , so dude take the initiative and go do ur job.

[Not Enough Herb]

hmmm...sounds like a plan.......ill wip it out and if she doesnt run ill know things r going good

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[SashaOxOxMarie]

haha yeah that will work wonders... haha wow

[jacquelyne]

Try resting your head on her lap so it just looks like your being friendly.Touch her while your laying like that just take it slow and kiss her around the top of the legs (needs to have a skirt on for this).Try licking her there just a little bit and see how she reacts to the licking on her leg.This will give you an idea as to weather to proceed a bit.If she starts moving towards you it means she wants more or u might be able to tell by her breathing and the sounds shes making.Just be sly like a fox and just make your way there slowly im sure once u have turned her on so much and give her the licking of a lifetime she will be wet and horny as and will be saying "GIVE IT TO ME BIG BOY" in no time.

[Not Enough Herb]

^ rofl....i like the idea but its winter here.....no skirts :(

ya these r all great ideas........ill combine them all then i cant lose!!!

i need a bowl

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[kiwi]

:D Just tell her straight up my friend...I bet all she will be thinking is something like...."OMG....he still wants me, shit yeah". Let her come to you and let her know that it doesn't have to get complicated and shit...its only sex... :D

[Not Enough Herb]

^ u basically cracked open my skull and read the insides cuz i was just thinking that

basically if shes gonna still b a cock tease then its time to move on

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[Garden Knowm]

I like Jacqs approach... very seductive.. manipulative and all around a GOOD power mood..



BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT .. what if you do that and she still says NO.... now you are in a situation.....



JACQ... you take over from here.. I like your last solution.. what should he do if this happens? offer her $20?

[Not Enough Herb]

fuck that i gotta better a idea then 20 bucks













GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE BITCH!!!!






lol

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[Ammie]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE BITCH!!!!

man that will work u just made me all hot and horny :D :o

[Not Enough Herb]

yay! i knew it would work :p

[jacquelyne]

If she still says no than she needs help so dont even bother.Yep just tell her to piss off if she is gonna tease u all the time.Thats not nice to do.How frustrating.She probably knows what shes doing to you.If i was you i would try all the approaches then if she still dont want you then just whip it out and start having a wank it will either disgust her and she will be gone like a flash or turn her the other way and either want to watch you or join in.

[jacquelyne]

Did u tell her fuck off ?

[Not Enough Herb]

na...i havent hung out with her or talked to her a few days cuz she went away for a bit on march break

but when she comes back im gonna hang out with her....im ognna try everything and if nothing works then i give up

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[jacquelyne]

ok thats a good plan

[Not Enough Herb]

^yep it is....ill tell u guys how it goes

hopefully sumthing good happens

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[kronick]

blah...fuck girls im going bak to wanking it


LMAO! never fails eh?

[Not Enough Herb]

nnothing beats the palm sisters

there always there and they never care how dirty there job can get

hands r so useful but do we ever stop to think about r hands.....

nope we dont!!

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[kronick]

palmala handerson!

[Ammie]

nnothing beats the palm sisters

there always there and they never care how dirty there job can get

hands r so useful but do we ever stop to think about r hands.....

nope we dont!!

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I do I love my hands :p

[Not Enough Herb]

palmala handerson!

lmfao

shes my favourite

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[kronick]

Vaselina :O :P

[Not Enough Herb]

^lmao nice

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[Stedric]

its dudette and ive said that myself fuck men im turnin lezbo
After reading this thread I can't blame you.

[kronick]

After reading this thread I can't blame you.

thus hostorical "Knight In Shining Armor" comes in to save the damsel in distress from turning to..."the dark side"

[Not Enough Herb]

^lol

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[Not Enough Herb]

ok...time to update the story my friends

i went to her house on thursday. basically we were fooling around on her couch, and she was fiddiling with my pants button. now im a gentleman so i happily undid them for her lol. k well she started giving me a handjob :)....but her older brother walked down the fuckin stairs and we had to stop :(.....and all the fun ended thier basically.

but today im gonna see her again...so maybe we can pickup were we left off on thursday :D

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[kronick]

well man she grabed ur piece...id say she was just uncomfortable b4...now shes good to go...but dont forget to get her all horned up b4 u get anything...cause once shes fired up...she'll wanna ride u all night long!

[Not Enough Herb]

^lol ok

heres a 3rd update it just keeps getting better for me check this out:

k she came over to my house today...today things got hott and sewaty fast lol. we were on my couch and decided to take matters elsewhere(bed). so we get on my bed i start feeling her up. she grabs my dick and she undid my pants and starts jerking me off :). so im like ok...i unzip her zipper and she undoes the button on her pants lol o ya....ya i fingered her for a good while, she came twice lol :D. i ddint cum at all :( probly cuz i was stoned.

but, after all this happens...shes just like wow if we didnt stop now i probly would have eneded up having sex with u. i was just like fuck no CONDOMS!!! ya she said she wants to fuck me, just she wants it to b special cuz i guess she really likes me.....anyone got any ideas how i can make it special the first time we do it....like weve both had sex wikth other ppl b4 but i wanna make it special when me and her do it.....any help is greatly appreciated!!!

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[kronick]

awww....ever so sweet...FUCK...i wanna find a chick like that.

[Not Enough Herb]

^ ya shes awesome...

but i still have no ideas how to make our first time special :(

better put on the thinking cap tonight and smoke a bowl or 2 or twenty

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[peji]

Ok u wanna really make it special make sure u have time alone w/ noone around have some candles & mellow music or whatever u 2 prefer listening 2 alone. If u smoke up before or during & after thats good 2 :p Take it slow & long & easy & no problems all night long,,,,communicate as to what u both want & enjoy each other for no other night will compare 2 this pleasurable experience :)

[tagnamestek]

well imma have to bookmark this thread and add it to my favorites...ive never had problems gettin a gurl to fukk yet...but just inkase it does ill kome bakk here lol :D

[Not Enough Herb]

Ok u wanna really make it special make sure u have time alone w/ noone around have some candles & mellow music or whatever u 2 prefer listening 2 alone. If u smoke up before or during & after thats good 2 :p Take it slow & long & easy & no problems all night long,,,,communicate as to what u both want & enjoy each other for no other night will compare 2 this pleasurable experience :)


^^ ya i was thinking sumthing along those lines as well

i just gotta get a long time alone with her and it will happen hopefully..

thx for the info tho


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[wannagethigh]

ya so i was basically in ur 3 scenario not long ago. Me and my fuck buddy were fooling around, ate her out, made her cum ect. I reach to my condom drawer and its empty. I'm the oh shit no. SHes like fuck it Rob lets go to the store and get some. I couldn't believe it. SHe wanted cock so bad that she was willing to take a break from the session and return back at it a 1/2 hour later lol. I guess i got really lucky. Now wherever I go I keep condoms in my car and wallet. You should do the same.

[kronick]

after u keep condoms in ur wallet...they dont work...my advice...dont put them in ur wallet :P

[newgroweroldsmoker]

alright...girls i need advice. ok heres the story:

ok me and my x r seeing eachother again and we hung out yesterday for a bit. we decided to watch a movie and we cuddled and kissed for a bit right. its the same old stuff things r going great. then stuff starts to heat up. i start rubbing her thighs, kissing her neck, nibbling on her ear, kissing her body and her tits. so its all going good and shes really enjoying it i can tell....then all of a sudden she says, " we need to stop " so not being an asshole i say ok, give a kiss and we keep watching the movie...but on the inside im more like: :eek: :confused:

but the confusion doesnt end there....we go at it 3 more times and its the same thing as above. now i have the i.q of a guinea pig, so i need help. am i doing sumthing wrong? like i dont no y she wants to stop all of sudden when things r going so good...blah im confused...any help is very appreciated at this point

anyways

later


and she will be running like a dog behind you.....it's rather obvious that she is playing with you.....if you do not find a girlfriend and hang out with her try not to kiss her, not to touch her.....you will have better results then :)

[newgroweroldsmoker]

^lol ok

heres a 3rd update it just keeps getting better for me check this out:

k she came over to my house today...today things got hott and sewaty fast lol. we were on my couch and decided to take matters elsewhere(bed). so we get on my bed i start feeling her up. she grabs my dick and she undid my pants and starts jerking me off :). so im like ok...i unzip her zipper and she undoes the button on her pants lol o ya....ya i fingered her for a good while, she came twice lol :D. i ddint cum at all :( probly cuz i was stoned.

but, after all this happens...shes just like wow if we didnt stop now i probly would have eneded up having sex with u. i was just like fuck no CONDOMS!!! ya she said she wants to fuck me, just she wants it to b special cuz i guess she really likes me.....anyone got any ideas how i can make it special the first time we do it....like weve both had sex wikth other ppl b4 but i wanna make it special when me and her do it.....any help is greatly appreciated!!!

later


.......anal sex? i know it's not safe sex but.......it's better than DIY LOL :)