hahaitsdoogle
10-07-2008, 11:59 PM
A man escapes from a prison where he's
been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers
over to his wife: 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict.
Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of
time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw
how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter
how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous if he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong,
honey. I love you!'
His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had
any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey.
I love you, too!'
Holy wow, i love this. Seems like something that could actually happen.
Anything you've read recently that made you lol?:rasta:
been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers
over to his wife: 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict.
Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of
time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw
how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter
how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous if he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong,
honey. I love you!'
His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had
any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey.
I love you, too!'
Holy wow, i love this. Seems like something that could actually happen.
Anything you've read recently that made you lol?:rasta: