dumbest thing you've done recently

[juggalo420]

well today i was watching fight club on tv, and it was the scene where ed norton was beating the shit out of himself in his bosses office. and i decided to beat the shit out of myself, i gave myself one blackish eye and some lumps as well as well as general redness on my face. i was completly sober when i did this, i was just bored and a bad mood, usually im not so impulsive.

anyone else do something retarded lately?

[kyle]

Ten bucks says by tomorrow after this "fight" I'll have done a few stupid things.

[Dick Justice]

I stubbed my toe on a table, got mad, and kicked the table.

[ermitonto]

I singed my bangs trying to light a bowl.

[Dick Justice]

^^ I bet lots of us know that little "fitz" noise.

[jacquelyne]

Got the incredibles xbox game and a loft bed for my son and everything of that crap i did up his bedroom.Now thats all he talks about ever.I hear loud bangs in there i think he jumps offand tries to be one of them.Shit he can touch the roof the bed is that high. I run in there hes laying on the floor and i asked him what happened and he says nothing.I know he jumps im setting up a camera to catch the bugger.I tell him if i catch him jumping off there i have to take his incredibles stuff away or i say i will call the police to come and talk to you lol the banging stops for about 30 mins lol

[SmoKa]

lol ermitonto i thought i was the only person thats done that.

[jacquelyne]

another was tell my doctor to fuck off back to India
now that was not nice

[ChickenHuntin]

Me and my buddy thought there saw a cricket on my bed so I was trying to find some way to catch it so I took the top off of the blank CD thingy and covered it and put a piece of paper underneath it so i could lift it, and it turned out it was a dust bunny from my fan. We were so fucked up. It was great.

[jacquelyne]

another dumb thing was buy something on ebay without asking the postage price.I didnt know it was coming from fuckn Hong Kong was $51 postage nearly passed out lol

[Dick Justice]

Oh, another dumb one. I went upstairs, forgot what I went up for, went down, and forgot why I went down again.

I live like a moron!

[jacquelyne]

i do that heaps dick
another thing i did was
i found this really funny but sick pic pretty strange lol and i saved it to show my bf and someone seen it in my pics.Was embarresing cause they probably think i like it or do it or somethin.You shoulda seen her face im sure the bitch has told everyone she knows and they already think im a weirdo
ah fuck the witches lol

[jacquelyne]

just now i took my medication then pumped 3 cones i feel sick as.Going now need bed DIZZZZZZZZZY

[Dick Justice]

Aw, don't leave us hanging!

[Not Enough Herb]

ok one time back when school just started...like late september...i was really high in my last class and there was a knock at the door and my teacher opened the door and there was no one there. me being incredibly baked yelled "THERES NO ONE AT THE DOOR MAN!" and everyone turned to look at me and i cracked up. that probly gave away how baked i was. o well it was funny

later

[RIP ODB]

One time after a high school basketball game we smoked some hash in the other team's locker room.

[RIP ODB]

man i stole 2 cars in 2 nights,omg... this is so crazy, me and my friend stole a minivan, he was drivin most of the time but we stoped and i started drivin(by the way i had just smoked about a gram out of my bowl)it was like 3:00 am and i decided to try and scare my friend on a road with no one else on it, so i floored it, i got up to 95 mph then slowed down and then my dumbass friend said to me "MAN!, you almost got up to 100 mph!" so of corse i pulled a u-turn goin about 50 mph then got this fuckin mini-van up to 110 mph (pind the tack) then drivin we got to a red light and when it turned green i floored it 1 last time then i turned the wheel about 90 degrees very fastly the turned it the other way and went of the road on my 2 front tires and slid sideways for about a 1/4 mile then got out of it and went straight into the same thing on the other side, then got out of that and went on the other side and hit a hill then rolled upside-down, landed on the right side up and my friend says to me "get out of the car and run!" so we both get out and run for a little bit but then decide to walk cause we're totally baked.dam, that not even half the story, i'll post the whole story in a couple of days when i'm high cause this is too much typeing.


[SIZE=6]P.S. THANK GOD FOR SEATBELTS...LOL


That IS crazy!!

[RIP ODB]

lol I know what you mean.

Kinda like how I have yet to grasp the fact the Patriots have won 3 of the last 4 Super Bowls, and the Sox just won the world series.

I know it happened, but it hasn't really sunk in yet.

Suck my dick you Yankee loving bastards.

[mellowman420]

don't steal my car because i bet you'll get caught with it because i would find your ass. if oyu keep the car you fucked up

[Buck268]

...bought more parts for my car :p Cam and intake swap is coming...

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Me and my buddy thought there saw a cricket on my bed so I was trying to find some way to catch it so I took the top off of the blank CD thingy and covered it and put a piece of paper underneath it so i could lift it, and it turned out it was a dust bunny from my fan. We were so fucked up. It was great.
ahahahah that great me a great laugh haha only because i do the same things kinda

[tir na nog]

get into a temper..... get angry.... Punch the floor..... Very hard..... Sore hand.... hospital...... you get the idea! Owww

[maryjanemama]

Got mad at my slow dial up connection, started banging my mouse on my desk, mouse broke...not one of my finer moments. :o

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Pill bottle with weed in it wouldnt open i was doing everything right it just wouldnt open so i stabbed it with a knife and started yelling at it, point being i got a new bottle

[hoodedclum]

Just a second ago i went upstairs to get a lighter, forgot what i was doing, came back down and then realsied id forgotten the lighter. pretty dumb