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Looker
03-09-2005, 09:54 PM
IM HAVING A DRUG TEST IN LIKE 3 MINUTES!!!!


AND IF I DONT PASS, THEYRE GONNA PUT ME IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!!!!!!


AAAAAAAHHHHH CHRIST SHIT WHAT DO I DO?????

ANY SUGGESTIONS????
Syrus
03-09-2005, 10:09 PM
Have a stroke, or heartatack
amsterdam
03-09-2005, 10:10 PM
run lola run!
GHoSToKeR
03-10-2005, 09:57 AM
where a hat made out of rubber
sToNeDpEnGuIn420
03-10-2005, 10:00 AM
Suck on a cheese filled corndog
GHoSToKeR
03-10-2005, 10:10 AM
i meant wear, not where... actually, where is my hat made out of rubber?
GHoSToKeR
03-10-2005, 10:10 AM
found it
duppy man
03-10-2005, 04:53 PM
IM HAVING A DRUG TEST IN LIKE 3 MINUTES!!!!


AND IF I DONT PASS, THEYRE GONNA PUT ME IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!!!!!!


AAAAAAAHHHHH CHRIST SHIT WHAT DO I DO?????

ANY SUGGESTIONS????
based yourself in a nice marinade and donate your body to cannibals :D
ermitonto
03-10-2005, 06:24 PM
Nah, donate it to necrophiliacs. They could at least re-use it.
backwaybuds
03-10-2005, 07:23 PM
i'd have to say... your screwed. you didn't leave enough time to clean your self out...
Looker
03-10-2005, 10:19 PM
YEAH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT....
Lightitup44
03-10-2005, 10:31 PM
Just don't take it and jump in the chair!!! They will think ur crazy and not on drugs. lol though, what a good post!

-peace
RIP ODB
03-10-2005, 10:54 PM
So do you seriously have a DT or is this all a sick joke?

Cause if you do then I'm sorry to hear it...
jacquelyne
03-11-2005, 01:30 AM
This is waht i want when i die
to be creamated mixed with some good hydro and smoke me into the lungs with one big hit.Everyone knows and that is whet they will do.Then i will be with everyone i love forever.Well a little ash of me anyways.
jacquelyne
03-11-2005, 01:32 AM
i had a drug test too last tues
smoked 4 just before it
who gives a fuck
get results tues
TrojanMan
03-11-2005, 01:50 AM
Nice cup of pee, i have never seen one quite as nice
Not Enough Herb
03-11-2005, 04:23 AM
ok looker this is what u do

STICK UR FACE IN A TOILET

lol just like that pic we all love

later
Dick Justice
03-11-2005, 04:28 AM
Say you just went, and you can't go? That could buy you some time, maybe.
GHoSToKeR
03-11-2005, 04:49 PM
lol yeah, when it comes to taking the test, act like you cant pee.. Then theyll be like, "okay, we'll turn around" so then you jump out the window and live on a pirate ship for the rest of your life, occasionally coming on land to pillage some land-lubbers and buckle some swashes... and hey, maybe you can open your pirate ship up as a kind of Guest Pirate Ship, kinda like a Guest House.. so all the people who run away from things can go and live on your pirate ship and trade stories about vietnam and eat biscuits?
robert42
03-11-2005, 04:55 PM
^yea i love that show

:p
HIEROPHANT
03-11-2005, 05:05 PM
Tell them you use LEGAL Hempseed Oil as a Food suppliment and because you consume large amounts in your diet you might test positive to THC,if your going to fail (I'll assume you will)you might confuse these narco-terrorists if YOU take the initiative and screw with THEIR brains instead,don't blame me if it doesn't work,but it should as this has been proven in a US court !!!
ps have empty bottles as proof.
Dick Justice
03-11-2005, 05:28 PM
^^

Good fucking idea.
Looker
05-27-2005, 10:09 PM
thats a place where Frankie the Fixer cant get.... :D
thewooman
05-27-2005, 10:13 PM
i doubt if they were going to kill you in 3 mintues for havnig THC in your blood, i doubt you would spend those last 3 minutes on the internet asking for ad-vice :p
Looker
05-27-2005, 10:35 PM
This thread is an old joke thread i did a couple of months ago...

Starcommander is ripping me off!!!!!

forget it you dont even know what Im talking about :D
EverydayJunglist
05-27-2005, 10:40 PM
This thread is an old joke thread i did a couple of months ago...

Starcommander is ripping me off!!!!!

forget it you dont even know what Im talking about :D
Looker,are you sure your not starcommander?? Both of you guys seem to have similar posts....just random fucked up shit.I think you guys are the same people!!!COnspiracy! Admit it looker,you are starcommander!