Does putting myself on a drip works?

[juanitaacerola]

I have a dope test tomorrow and was wondering if putting myself on a drip works? Has anyone done this?

[juanitaacerola]

oh, i usually smoke 2 blunts a week and haven't smoked since last thursday i weight about 90-100 pounds and am about 5'1 tall

[FakeBoobsRule]

What do you mean by a drip?

[juanitaacerola]

a drip... those things that put you in the hospital in your veins and drips a drop every now and then of a NaCl solution.

Let me make another post of my situation to see if it's neccesary

[FakeBoobsRule]

You're going to give yourself a saline IV? First of all, do you know how to and where are you going to get it? The same thing can be accomplished with you mouth and stomach if you want to dilute.

Don't start new threads to get attention and the only drugs we talk about are marijuana.

Off to delete your other thread.

[juanitaacerola]

i already have it with me and waiting for a friend nurse to put it in. What's that other way you're talking about? It works much more faster if it goes through the blood.

AND sorry about the other post, never good reading rules. but still you could've deleted the second part of the thread which actually had the bad stuff in it.

I'm 5'1 tall, about 90-100 pounds as you can tell i'm short and skinny. I last smoked weed last thursday (a week today) it was probably half a blunt or less. I usually just smoke at most 2 blunts a week. I've been drinking cranberry juice for the past two days or so.

THat part was not bad at all, was it?

ONE BLUNT = .6-.9 grams of weed

[juanitaacerola]

AND i got the saline IV because it was only $5 compared to other methods, not doing it for attention at all

[Burnt Toast]

Why are you being drug tested and who is the party thats authorizing the drug test?

[FakeBoobsRule]

No, I couldn't have selectively deleted parts of your post because:
1) We don't do that.
2) I'm not your butler. Try to follow the rules instead of telling me what to do.

There is no reason to get an IV. You can't wash the THC metabolites out of your body with an IV.

Now go read the dilution sticky at the top of the index for the drug testing forum and get a home test to decide what you need to do.

[juanitaacerola]

hum i'm not sure i want to give put that information. But it's for a job and they who "hired me" (because wont be hired if i fail) are paying for it, sending me to soem lab or something.

[juanitaacerola]

really? but it would make cells take up much more water and everything involved in that process.

Also was reading on drinking vinegar which sounds nasty but then i thought it would work ebcause THC having an OH group and vinegar is an acid and... the reaction.

Dilution sounds so sad for me because i pee a lot after drinking even small amounts of fluid and if i have to wait long there... am i starting to be too graphic?

[rebgirl420]

Holy shit man.

Your medical ideas are flawed. IV's won't help you any more than drinking water will.

And vinnegar won't do a damn thing.

You need to crack open a medical book my friend. And if your "friend" who's a "nurse" tells you differently then she should be fired/kicked out of classes or her job.

[juanitaacerola]

hum i might not have that much medical knowledge but i do in bio and chem so i know a bit of how cells works and chem reactions

[FakeBoobsRule]

:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

Your body maintains strict regulation of homeostasis or water balance. Even if you gave yourself several liters of IV solution your kidneys will react to this by removing water from your bloodstream. Your cells too maintain strict homeostasis and you can't make them accept more water. Hence the fucking name saline solution because it's isotonic.

The main reasons to hydrate someone by IV is because they are unconscious, massive blood loss (chances are they would be unconscious too), they can't hold anything down by mouth, or they are going into surgery and you don't want to administer fluids by mouth.

Next do you think if you drink vinegar that it would go straight into your bloodstream as vinegar and react with THC metabolites? No.

Might need to crack the books again chief.

[Burnt Toast]

I couldnt have said it better FBR :thumbsup:

[juanitaacerola]

But vinegar is an acid and the stomach is acid, lipoproteins (which are there) take up molecules that have a neutral charge, so if that's right it would... take it? perhaps?

[FakeBoobsRule]

What's the pH of the small intestine? Where do most things get absorbed from? Does your body store THC metaoblites in the stomach? Isn't the bloodstream buffered?

Alex Trabek called, he said you should stay away from the category The Body Human.

[Burnt Toast]

But vinegar is an acid and the stomach is acid, lipoproteins (which are there) take up molecules that have a neutral charge, so if that's right it would... take it? perhaps?
No because THC metabolites never enter the stomach. THC metabolites get released back into the bloodstream (as a result of fat cells burning) and end up in the bladder (as a result of the kidneys filtering the bloodstream).

Drinking vinegar to pass a U/A is an old wives tale. It was the water chased with the vinegar that got people to test negative (the water served to dilute the metab/urine ratio just enough for the urine sample to register below the tests cutoff level). These people would have passed anyway just on the water alone without the nasty vinegar to go with it.

[juanitaacerola]

AT least we're using our brains, aren't we?

Let me put an example, not everythign gets absorved in the small intestine. Some pills get absorved in the stomatch because they're slightly acid and the stomach is acid so they get absorved there, otherwise if they got to the small intestine they would ebcome a conj. base with a charge and not get absorved. SO i do think vinegar wouldn't make it to the small intestine.

[Burnt Toast]

Pills are not THC metabolites (and THC is the only drug we discuss in these forums, as per the Forum Rules). Youre looking at two entirely different pair of shoes.
Re-read my post above your last one .

[juanitaacerola]

We're nto understanding each other. I meant... there are lipoproteins in the stomach which take up neutral moelcules and take it to the bloodstream. Wasn't talking about THC in the stomach at all.

Anyhow ciao!

[FakeBoobsRule]

there are lipoproteins in the stomach which take up neutral moelcules and take it to the bloodstream.

There really aren't any lipoproteins in the stomach. There are lipoproteins in cell membranes. For the most part, charged molecules don't pass well through cell membranes and any biochemist or anyone taking organic chemistry or biochemistry should know this. Most prescription drugs are salts. Plus you invalidate your own theory about acids reacting with THC-COOH because if they pass from the stomach as neutral molecules they aren't acids anymore are they?

We do understand what you're saying, it just is wrong and doesn't work like that. Drink all the vinegar you want, I don't know what else to tell you so I don't care at this point anymore.

[silkyblue]

Id close it FBR you have the power Jedi night


IV's is crazy talk


get a drug kit at the store

[suzieque]

an IV for passing a drug test? Wow, I thought I'd heard everything. I drank a bottle of pickle juice before a drug test in 1988 and passed. Don't think it helped, (it was most likely because of the dilution, not the vinegar) but that was the advice TWENTY YEARS AGO. Things have changed since then. (Dang, I'm old.) :pimp:

[DoobieMcSplif]

This kid has put some of the most rediculous shit i've ever read. I to am taking bio and chem and would never even think of the stupid stuff that has come out of his fingers and typed onto the computer screen. Thanks for my late morning laugh I appreciate it.

[the image reaper]

wow ... is there any mention of 'STUPIDITY' in the Forum Rules ?? ... this thread borders on 'Felony Stupid' in most states ... :jointsmile: