Piss on the leg

[omanthissux]

i have a test tommorw and i have to do substituion. Im wondering if i tape a condom to the inside of my thigh....or probably my grundle...how long will it stay warm enough to pass for?

[Dick Justice]

Depends how warm your grundle is.

:(

[omanthissux]

yea obviously....but assuming its body tempature......like a hour or 2 hours or what......i need to know cuz i gotta do this tommorw

[Dick Justice]

What if you put it in the microwave for a minute or so? Might be kind of uncomfortable at first, but it would cool down, I bet.

Then again, maybe it would just explode and you'd have a busted condom and a microwave full of pee.

[omanthissux]

lol....nah that wont work....its for a job....im gonna be at a interview and then IF i have to give a sample proablby have to do it down the hall from the interview....so it has to stay warm the entire time

[Encatuse]

Hand warmers from walgreens. Just stick like 3 of em to the condom really well then tape it to your leg. Poke a hole in the tip with a safety pin or something. If you don't make temperature it's not a huge downer, I mean, you wouldn't have passed anyway I imagine. Since you're doing a substitution and all.