Any tricks you experienced people can help me with?

[gnarshred57]

my girlfriend found out i smoked weed. I quit for good about a week ago and i told her i quit 2 months ago. She doesn't believe me and bought me a drug test saying i cant prove it. any tips or tricks you can suggest to help me pass? i know she wont go in the bathroom when i take a pee to pee on it but help me out!

[motahead]

Jeez....Um find a new girlfriend? Or watch the movie Harsh Times with Christian Bale and check out how he tries to pass his drug test...not for the faint hearted. I don't want to describe it here.

Or get a urine sample from someone you know that doesn't smoke (and is obviously willing to give you their urine.) and use that for the test.

Or try and put it off for a couple of weeks and not smoke and maybe you will test negative.

[killerweed420]

Either dillute the hell out of your urine or sub with synthetic urine.

[higher4hockey]

another vote for the get a new girlfriend idea.

[kermitthehermit]

Man up. Just Say NO! Tell her you won't jump through hoops for her on any score.

[TurnyBright]

This guy must be kidding. No reasonable person would jump through such hoops! I could see someone quitting smoking for a love interest, but actually submitting to drug testing? WHIPCRACK!!

[jeffman]

I think his girlfriend needs a man...:rasta:

[flyingimam]

yeah 6th me on what they said above or 5th... whatever number ill be!

screw her is what i would say if it was me... in her face!

come on dawg... usually its the other way around and ppl get their n00bi/brainwashed gf's introduced to the stuff

i have seen a good number of examples! and if she insists on her opinion, well world is full of hot ass stoner mamas, dont believe me just go find rebgirl:D that is just 1 example for u to believe u better test your luck with other people if she's not gonna work it out with u the way u desire it [and no im not stalking, thats just the first thing on top of my head to have something to back me up;)]

[spaceage7]

Im going to have to go with everyone else on this one and tell you to man up, or find another girlfriend.
To actually go out and buy a freakin test!!:wtf:

[Dutch Pimp]

That the worse case of ..PW'ed...I seen in years.

[STIMPY21]

Sorry dude, but do you have dents in your skull? You are in the beginning stages of becoming henpecked. Run while you are still allowed to.
STIMPY21