what crime would you committ

[juggalo420]

if you could get the gift to commit any felony and get away with it what would it be.


i'd kidnap this person i dislike and keep 'em in the basement for a few weeks before there release.

[Hektik]

I'd like to kill and eat a few people...... :D

[Reefer Rogue]

It would have to be littering, because im just such a rebel... :cool:

[SmoKa]

Murder

[maryjanemama]

Tax fraud, fuck giving my $$$ to the government.

[boywonder]

smoke and grow shitloads of leagal gange

[slipnslide087]

i would pull of an amazing heist like oceans 11 except better. with anyone else whos willin to help.

[slipnslide087]

but id need a short chinese dude that can contort a good deal. crucial to any heist.

[robert42]

planting seeds in the white house lol

[OrangeHairs INC]

I'm gonna have to copy Slip n slide, Pulling off a big heist would be a huge rush. Un beatable by any high. It would be so intensly insane. And once you pulled it off, you would feel invincible.

[ermitonto]

Going into the White House, giving Dubya a swift kick in the nads, beating him up some more, and taking a few million dollars to flee to Amsterdam and live out my life in stoned happiness.

[az666]

Probly robbing the bank with the most cash kept in it in the world..or a house with the most cash kept in it in the world....i would need the knowledge to do that tho but im sure i could pay someone to come with me....lol...i guess

[NowhereMan]

I'd like to kill and eat a few people...... :D

so glad Not to know ya
:eek:

[Climbing High]

i would grow fields and fields of beautiful marijuana.

[Dick Justice]

I'd shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die, and then write a song about it.

[4252]

Tear that tag off my mattress.

Or maybe fold, spindle, and mutilate.

42

[Encatuse]

If I had a "Get out of a Felony Free" card, I'd certainly use it to get away with growing lots of marijuana/mushrooms.

[thcbongman]

Commit tons of fraud, launder all my money to offshore cayman island accounts, buy an island, grow marijuana, shrooms, Phlaris Grass, Mimosa Hostilis, Syrian Rue, and live with a few friends, tripping balls and smoke all the chron ever. Endless supply, my dream will come true one day.

[slipnslide087]

hey erm if your going all the way to the wite house you should just abring along something to kill him with. but something slower than a gun. slowwww. lke a blowtorch.

[ermitonto]

I was hoping he would die a slow, painful death due to internal bleeding or something after I beat him up. I think the slowest and most painful death though would be to grate his entire body with a cheese grater, starting with the testicles.

[slipnslide087]

with the finest grating side of the cheese grater.

[juggalo420]

^ no. no, you'd wanna hit some one in the face with a hammer first then put them in a bucket of sulfuric acid while still alive, that'd be painful.

[Not Enough Herb]

dancing naked in the mall

my wang will b flopping around and theres not a dam thing u can do about it!

later

[slipnslide087]

ummm....i bet i could think of something!

[jacquelyne]

lol sickos
i was about to write something but thought better not

[jacquelyne]

Ah fuck it i would love to skin the penis of someone

[Ammie]

Tax fraud, fuck giving my $$$ to the government.

Looks like we agree again babe ;)
u know what they say about great minds :D

[Dick Justice]

Commit tons of fraud, launder all my money to offshore cayman island accounts, buy an island, grow marijuana, shrooms, Phlaris Grass, Mimosa Hostilis, Syrian Rue, and live with a few friends, tripping balls and smoke all the chron ever. Endless supply, my dream will come true one day.

Don't forget to grow food!