how to look sober

[tokeovertheline]

ok, first of all, i am a beginning stoner. When I smoke at home, which i've never done, will my parents be able to tell i'm stoned. When i've smoked at my friends house and been stoned while his parents were home, they did not seem to notice......or maybe they were pretending not to. So, how do i make myself look sober? thanks

[slipnslide087]

no red eyes. keep your eyes open all the way. look at people when you talk to them. do not talk to them like they know your stoned. (paranoid) jut play it cool. dont smell like smoke. dont shit in yr pants at the dinner table.

[Encatuse]

Slips definately right about not shitting your pants at the dinner table. That's a dead give-away.

[StarcommanderX]

dont worry, your bound to get caught sometime, so just dont worry about it. might as well tell your parents now.

[Encatuse]

Yeah. If you're looking for an easy way to bring it up, just shit your pants at the dinner table.

[im your pusher420]

lmao, yeah just keep your eyes open..

[ermitonto]

I find all that I have to do after a session to make it so nobody can tell I've just smoked is this: (1) put Visine in my eyes if they're red, (2) change my shirt, and (3) chew a stick of gum or brush my teeth.

[Dick Justice]

When I smoke a joint I take extra smell precautions. I'll change my shirt and run water through my hair (the smoke clings) as well as eat some mints.

You don't need visine. If your eyes get red, just rub water into them. Works like a charm.

My favorite way of smoking, though, is to come home after a long day at school (I get home at like 6:45--it's a long fucking day), hurry up to the shower, lock the door, turn the water on so it sounds like I'm showering, and then blaze.

After that, you can take a real shower and get rid of the smell.

[XxInTheAirxX]

what i do is if they are home i smoke in my bathroom or my room (if its later at night b/c my rooms window is infront of the house and ya can tell if the window is open from the street so just incase someone is stopping over i am cool) and i just get on the coumputer or just chill out in my room, the only time i make contact with my family is if i get the munchies or i am getting something to drink.its normal for my family not to see me for days though b/c well...i don't like them. just play it cool and try not to think to hard about it. and you will on day get caught.. there is no way around it so yea good luck man!

[Edd]

i dont often stay at home when im stoned i stay at a mates house. once one of my dads mates noticed we were stoned and we were sitting in his living room his dad goes in and goes "stooooooned are you?" we go "naaaa" he goes "well i guess you wont want any of this then" drops this bag of purple hase on the floor, was nearly an ounce in it and goes "want to skin me up a joint?" so we sat there smoking with my mates dad that was well funny because we never knew he smoked weed or anything

[ermitonto]

Actually, you can avoid getting caught. You just have to take the right precautions. Luckily I was raised by a couple hippies and was able to smoke openly when I lived with them, but all it really takes to not get busted is the right combination of stealth, paranoia and planning. Also, if you don't seem like the stoner type it can be a good disguise. For instance, I was the nerd in high school and people were always shocked to find out I smoked. I was definitely one of the smartest kids in that school, even when I was blazed out of my mind (I got stoned every day right before physics and did better on the state exam than anyone else in the school at the end of the year :D )

[mellow mood]

just put clear eyes if ur eyes are really red, always look ppl in their eyes, wash yer hands, and just act cool. thats it.

[XxInTheAirxX]

Actually, you can avoid getting caught. You just have to take the right precautions. Luckily I was raised by a couple hippies and was able to smoke openly when I lived with them, but all it really takes to not get busted is the right combination of stealth, paranoia and planning. Also, if you don't seem like the stoner type it can be a good disguise. For instance, I was the nerd in high school and people were always shocked to find out I smoked. I was definitely one of the smartest kids in that school, even when I was blazed out of my mind (I got stoned every day right before physics and did better on the state exam than anyone else in the school at the end of the year :D )



yea i can be like that too.. if i don't get stoned before my latin tests i would NEVER pass... but it only works for latin not engish or alagebra.. odd

[slipknotpsycho]

yea dude don't be paraniod.....ify ou look paraniod it means you gto somthing to hide in which case you usually get the thrid degree....just relax.....keep your eyes not red and if you have towalk and you have tile in your house keep your eyes ona certain line helps you walk straighter...

[StarcommanderX]

if you have to get sober real fast like in emergencies, just stab yourself with like a pen or a sharp object, that should sober you up to some degree.

[Dick Justice]

Actually, I once held out a flame whilst stoned so my friend could squirt butane on it. We did it wrong and I caught on fire. I thought it was friggin hysterical, even when I couldn't put it out and my skin started going black.

[Encatuse]

Dick Justice - Has your avatar always moved? I just noticed he's talking.

[kr1Nx01]

what i do is if they are home i smoke in ... my room ... and i just get on the coumputer or just chill out in my room, the only time i make contact with my family is if i get the munchies or i am getting something to drink.its normal for my family not to see me for days though b/c well...i don't like them.
oh shit dittttto! lol luckily i'm getting my own apt next week though, no more worries of getting caught or hiding, thank god

[Lightitup44]

Or you could not smoke that weed stuff and stop being fiends in your parents houses!!! hahahha, im a fiend and im toking it up right with my parents next door.

-peace

[Buck268]

dont worry, your bound to get caught sometime, so just dont worry about it. might as well tell your parents now.

Thats my methodology... But I'm 20... *shrug* They leave me alone.

[swoopgrlz]

yeah. they will probably notice at some point. i just never brought it up. neither did they. just recently they have been makin jokes about it with me around. hopefully your parents are sort of chill like mine. i hope to one day smoke with my stepfather! luck dude.

[slipknotpsycho]

Thats my methodology... But I'm 20... *shrug* They leave me alone.

lol same here....before people start trippin on me for being nearly 20 and living in my grandparents house i have my reasons.....but they walk in here all the time when i'm smokin, holdig my bong cleaning my pipes they don't care....all they care a bout it is their tv....as long as it's working they're fine with anythign i do....loli could be building nukes to bomb this country and they woudln't care. hmm wonder if the governemnt is gonna put me under investigation now....

[SmoKa]

hahah slip that kicks ass bro. Wish the folks i live with where like that.. ohh well im moving out within a month or two anyways soo it will be time to dive into a weed induced coma should be great. My biggest advice for looking sober... would just be relax... most likely unless you act dumb just act like you normally would and no one will have any idea your blazed. Most of all thou ... RELAX :) peace brothas

[slipknotpsycho]

oh yea and if they do say somthing about it ....don't get all paraniod....and start freaking.....just tell them that you didn't get any sleep last night.....most parents fall for that....hell they may even take you to the doctor and get you put on some bad ass medicine lol

[slipnslide087]

but dont tell them that if they know you do drugs. be like damnnnnn mom i havent gotten any sleep for like the last 6 days. WHERES YOUR CRACK SON!!???? you wont get outta that one.

[XxInTheAirxX]

oh shit dittttto! lol luckily i'm getting my own apt next week though, no more worries of getting caught or hiding, thank god



yea i am hopefully moving out for collage in september... ohh dear god i better be lol!! but its not that bad.. i have gotten pretty good at it but i know i will get caught...its just my luck haha

[Not Enough Herb]

just go with the flow. play it cool and enjoy ur buzz

and if anyone says shit

stand up and slap them right in the face!! and if that isnt enough...beat them with ur wang....o and shitting ur pants is never a good idea!! but i still do it

later

[Reefer Rogue]

just go with the flow. play it cool and enjoy ur buzz

and if anyone says shit

stand up and slap them right in the face!! and if that isnt enough...beat them with ur wang....o and shitting ur pants is never a good idea!! but i still do it

later

Lmao :D

[Flaegrek]

dont shit in yr pants at the dinner table.


O_o

[slipnslide087]

what does that expression mean? ....wtf??? - thatd be my guess

[happysuicide]

i kept it from my mum for 2 years, its hard work and hell of a lot of lying.

first of all build up a whole anti drugs complex thingy - make sure your mum thinks that your friends smoking upsets you.

then get very very defense if you are accused

use the following excuses but word them well

- im very tired
- i'm drunk
- my friends have been smoking around me (for red eye or the smell)
- i've been crying (mainly girls)
- something flew into my eye (risky)
- hayfever
- its cold out there
- i feel ill
- do i look weird... how odd

do not grab everything from the fridge and then mong on the sofa. Take your time, casually ask if you can have something to eat or say 'i might grab a bite to eat'.

if you feel that all this is failing, avoid all eye contact and head straight to bedroom.

Above all else do not let your parents drag you into a long conversation... it will not go well

[StarcommanderX]

happy suicide, shut the fuck up you dumbass.

[slipnslide087]

that was the gayest shit i ever heard. not making eye contact is stupid as fuck. and if your parents give a shit, theres not really a nice wording for "mom, im fuckin drunk" she will either care or not.

[so out of it]

HA! I just recently told my mom casually that I smoke. She's chill with it. NO MORE SNEAKING AROUND BAKED, BITCHES!!!!!!

[slipknotpsycho]

lol...i'm old enough to not have to worry about it...haven't had to sneak aroudn for years, bitches!!!!!! lmao

[XxInTheAirxX]

lol...i'm old enough to not have to worry about it...haven't had to sneak aroudn for years, bitches!!!!!! lmao


lucky... i hate sneaking around.. i feel a little bad comeing home baked outta my mind and blameing my red eyes on my contacts or being tired.i can't wate to move out 5 more months :D :) :D :) ;)

[slipnslide087]

i moved out 6 months ago. i havent had to hide shit for about......2 years almost. weeeeee bitches!

[s2headhunter]

this sucks the forum i just put up about my mom busting me wont let me in and anyway yeah i was the stealthiest damn person and my mom still caught me..i even hid my stash under a loose board in my closet.....she snuk up the stairs to scare me one day ..u know stupid stuff parents do and i was getting my bag to hae before school and she saw it....DAMN!! should i keep smokinjg? she said drug tests ect are coming and i told her iwouldnt anymore and then i had to talk with my dad and i was like you can drug test me i dont care and he was like well were not gonna do that just dont do it anymore...

[happysuicide]

happy suicide, shut the fuck up you dumbass.

i think that was unnessecary. If you dont like what i have to say you can be a bit mature about it.

i really dont care if you think its stupid, it worked for me, it works for my mates, and it works for my area... just because it may not work for you doesnt mean i deserve to be sworn at

[slipnslide087]

its just stupid advice dude. bottomline.

[slipnslide087]

no advice is better than shitty advice.

[happysuicide]

thats you opinion...

i mean can you not tell the hint of sarcasm in it anyway? it's a half joke half true post.

i'm not saying it works on all parents, but if you keep your parents doubting in any way, they will usually stay off of your back

[slipknotpsycho]

uhmm.......you know some weird parents then.....cuz all the parents that i know that give a shyt will interrogate you even if they think your hiding somthing......most parents want to know every detail once they start asking questions too.......the best idea is to make your story BELIEVEABLE......

[Euphoric]

i think you had some good suggestions happysuicide person. kudos

my advice for appearing sober...is not to be on the defense. focus on how silly they look instead of your own insanity. :cool:

[soldier1944]

my dad is a cop and i have come stoned out of my mind plenty of times.
this is what i do, i spray one shot of this BODman spray on me. i then put visine eye drops in, and im good to go. the rest is just acting normal. although once i have come home and went looking for munchies and my dad said "for someone who just came home from being out to eat, you sure are hungry" i just told him they got my order wrong and i didnt end up eating much of it.

[StarcommanderX]

i think that was unnessecary. If you dont like what i have to say you can be a bit mature about it.

i really dont care if you think its stupid, it worked for me, it works for my mates, and it works for my area... just because it may not work for you doesnt mean i deserve to be sworn at

jeez, when does the gayness ever stop? number one, maturity is over-rated and completely un-necessary for young people, what ever happened to enjoying being a young peice of shit?. number two, "happy suicide"????!!! what the fuck! you fucking moron.

[StarcommanderX]

theres nothing happy about suicide, suicide just isnt cool. you fucking poser.

[Chongzbongz]

Im 15 and i smoke with my dad everyday... he takes me to his dealers house and his dealer blazes me up everytime hes got some really good skunk oil that he made so we just sit there and he sticks a pin in this big fucking jar of oil and he has this charcoal shit that he puts on this little metal tin and it just burns there,,, then we take the pin which has oil on it and let it run off onto the charcoal and we suck up the smoke... man i reek of weed right now... ill go have a wash- wash my hands and face then rinse mouth with minty mouthwash.... when my girlfriend comes over we get blazed then use mouthwash then -------------! works everytime cuz my step mom just thinks that me and nicole --------------! lol im pretty stoned right now... im correcting all my errors... this took we 15 minutes to write... Lol peace

[XxInTheAirxX]

wow you are among the lucky ones chongzbongz..i smoked with my dad once..and to him it was a one time concert only typa-thing ya know... i wished he smoked more with me.. its great father/daughter bonding time lol!!