STEP BY STEP INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO GROW (im asking you)

[Mr. Mary Jane]

k people i need to know the exact step byu step instructions on how to grow a marijauana plan.............im 14 and this would be my first grow

[sawleaf]

Go to Barnes and Noble or Borders bookstores and check the gardening section. There you will find your setp-by-step instructions covered. :)

[Mr. Mary Jane]

cant man i dont have driving license and what am i gonna tell my mom when she drives me...."uh i need to learn all there is to know about gardening?!?!?!"

[sawleaf]

yeah, how about www.overgrow.com
:)

[del...]

ya can't hide a grow from mom anyway...

[SmoKa]

id have to agree with Del... there my freind just recently moved out and he has a couple little ladies growing and they certainly have a very potent weed smell to them. There also in a closet... and enclosed in cardboard .. soo id say youd be pretty fucked when it comes to hiding a grow.

[Etrain]

Let things come with time...you shouldn't be growing an illegal plant putting your parents at risk when you can't even drive to the store to pick up a book on the subject. No offense or anything, just keep buyin sacs until you're ready to grow...then hit up B & N for The Cannabis Grow Bible.

[Mr. Mary Jane]

thx for the ideas everone....but etrain im gonna plan in my moms garden (cuz she take car of it evrery day n shit) and as soon as it starts growing i dig it up and my freind said he was gonna take car of it....

[Lightitup44]

Woah.. your moms garden!!! Is she blind? If shes out there everyday then she would realize a cannabis plant. Just seems not to safe to me. Plant it were she could never find it becuase you wouldn't want her mistaking it as a weed!!!

lol

-peace

[Encatuse]

Man. I kind of want to tell you the numerous reasons that your plan is really foolish.

But, instead I'll just tell you frankly and without description:

Your plan to unconciously have your mom grow your marijuana plants is ridiculous. Grow up some and then grow your own or buy from a dealer.

[TrojanMan]

I got an idea... GRADUATE FROM HIGHSCHOL FIRST!

[Mojavpa]

Who knows? Maybe his mom will mistake the cannabis for some kind of herb and bake it into dinner... mmmmmmm

[SumSkater540]

If you are really cheap just download an ebook on how to grow...i have Todd McConrick's how to grow marijuana on ebook and is a great book step by step with pictures...you can find them via any p2p network.

[Mojavpa]

going to barnes and noble is a bad idea. He might not be able to reach the top book shelf.

[Etrain]

hehe

[Mr. Mary Jane]

phhhh fuck that.... im to lazy to do all that shit ny way

p.s i dropped outa high school, and dont say im an idiot cuz i already have a job paying 5000 a month in contruction and i have 20,000 in my bank acount and im in grade nine so boo hooo wooo doo loo fooo doo soo aoo

[sawleaf]

If you're too lazy you shouldn't become a grower.

[BostonToker]

dear 14 year old kid who has no idea what he is doing, get a job and keep buying from reliable sources. Growing one plant is pointless and thats all you can really try to do in your situation. It will probably grow to be a male and all your hardwork will end in failure. Also since you are 14 and dont know what you are doing you will probably just forget to water it or just give up in 2 weeks because " my plant didnt grow to be 6 feet and full of buds"

[robert42]

lol if u got 20.000 in ya bank buy a pound and dnt wry botu growing for a few months kid

[TrojanMan]

Dropped out ya say? Growing might be a little too complicated. 5000 a month?! What are you? The world's first 14 year old foreman?

[ScarlettCrush]

down boys, he's already made himself look foolish enough. I don't think he needs any more help from ya'll. Smoke another bowl and smile about it, sometimes you have to learn from your mistakes.

[Mr. Mary Jane]

mistakes?!?! wtf r u talking about? kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk now im so comfused

[DrGonzo]

seriously, if you're 14 and pulling in 5K a month, why do you want to grow? I'd be hard pressed to spend 5 grand a month if I didn't have a mortgage, car payments, insurances, etc. etc. and I'm only 20. enjoy it while you can, man, you'll have way too many bills sooner than later.

keep your high-paying job for a couple years, buy your weed like you normally do, and go get yourself a kickass condo and a nice car when you hit 18.
you're making more than enough money for your own good to ruin it by getting sent to juvie for marijuana cultivation.

[4252]

In a far off galaxy, a long time ago, I was 17, and my mother found some reefer in a little plastic bag in my jeans while she was doing the laundry. (I never said I wasn't a screw-up as a 17 year old did I?) Anyway, she was quite a gardener, and since the stuff had some seeds in it, she planted them, just to see what would grow, so she said. Whether she smoked any of the plants she grew, or not, I'll never know, but eventually she seemed to become a little more tolerant of my counter-culture lifestyle. And I in my turn started to appreciate her point of view, and somewhere in the process we reached a "comfort zone" after a long period of parent/child conflict.

The moral of the story? There is none, but it'd be a good idea to do your own laundry and clean up your room if you're living with your parents, for Christs sake!

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[DrGonzo]

^ LMFAO 4252 so true

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