Your Morning/Day

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

So i woke up at my friends house got up played a lil computer then went downstairs they got rdy to play warhammer so i left. I get home i argue with my grandma a lil then go get in the shower and blaze 2 bowls, then im sititn there and im like wtf so i trim my pubes then i take a shower but i took so long the shower was cold so i hurried washed my body and hair and jumped out(the whole time the shower was like warm pool water) it was gay and then now im down here still kinda high :D anyways just thought id share how bout you guys?

[az666]

not much really...had the family round fo lunch and then nothin just sat at my comp all day....chatting...playing unreal tournament....get stupid fuckin viruses that completly fuck up your computer and make you have to format your hard drive tomorrow :(...
oh well what can you do!!

[maryjanemama]

Warning: This may induce narcalepsy...anyway, went to Lowe's to buy a new bottom part of a toilet cuz my son flushed a toy down ours and now it's clogged. Lunched at Red Lobster (March is Lobsterfest month, oh yeah). Went to an indoor flea market, bought Amber essential oil and incense...my kid peed her pants and I had to buy her a new pair. :rolleyes: The hubby bought something useless. Saw a girl I knew and bought some crappy stuffed animals from her for the kids. Looked at new vehicles, possibly have the hubby talked into a new Town and Country. Went home and now I am here.

Sorry, but if you have insomnia later on, you can read this post again and you'll surely fall asleep. :D

[gutterslang]

Sorry MJM...ur posts are still too interesting. Let me try...

Lowes (i.e. Home Depot clone, i.e. a hardware store) is a great place to buy useless stuff, but I have found that buying useless stuff is a great way to find usefull stuff...for example:

Yesterday I bought a pumice bar at Lowes...it was a ~6in (10 cm for u euros) long piece of rock...in a box. You take the little piece of rock and you scrape your toilet with it to remove the fossilized lime deposits. It actually works and doesn't scrape the finish like the giant flathead screwdriver that I tried, or the industrial strength acid that I also tried (btw, avoid getting the industrial strength acid in any open wounds, it causes uncontrolled screaming.)

Speaking of uncontrolled screaming...also don't try putting lyme on anypart of your body, even if you are reading Fight Club and think it might be a good idea. In fact...most of the things that happen in the book are best avoided if you have any aversion to extreme and/or unremittent pain.

Life teaches you these things.

Asleep yet?

[Mr. Mary Jane]

wow....well since my parents are ashamed of me now cuz they found out i do weed, i cant really do anything exept have people over at MY house...and that sucks incredibly cuz i dont get to blaze....my parents r fags who think marijuana is SO BAD because it goes under the catagory of drugs.(its funny cuz my dad drinks like 6 beers a day) they basicly think thhat im gonna start trying cocaine and thwen become a cocain dealer and there really fucked cuz iv been smoking weed for 3 years and i havent even concidered other drugs........................FUCK i cant wait to move out

[Mr. Mary Jane]

twice convicted of being drug addicted
many say it wasnt at all what they predicted
first i decided to take the truth and hide it
denied it till the day when i just couldnt fight it

[Mr. Mary Jane]

so i gave up and gave a good punch to the jaw
and now there sippin all there food out of a straaw
i came back, they saw me and nearly fainted
this marijuana war is gettin crazy aint it

[Mr. Mary Jane]

lol
.....try composing songs and shit when ur high its sick man

[Mr. Mary Jane]

rock version.....

never talks back or questions your thought
gives you ideas that no one has tought
leaves you her sent to remmember her bby
and when u r down, she helps you FLYY--YYY-YYY

o sweet baby of mine comes round twice a day
makes my life easier in everyway
but some say shes evil, shell drive you insane
tell me thats not true "OH MY SWEET MARY JANEEE-EEEEE