rut row my first test

[diggityD]

I am going to be drug tested for the first time EVER! (for a new job) I'm a heavy smoker, daily for the past 5 years. I'm also female about 5'7'' and 115 pounds.

I am REALLY concerned i have to get this job and I cant fail or my reputation will be at stake.

I have been clean for about 5 days (but drank mixed drinks during those 5 days), and have about 14 days before I have to do a urine test.

I plan on drinking plenty of water from now on, and adding in some sports drinks and cranberry juice too. I was also going to exercise daily and sit in the sauna to sweat it out, along with taking cleanzing pills.

Is this all the right thing to do? any tips and advice will be extreamly helpful, i'm VERY nervous!!:(

[diggityD]

sorry for got to add this question. If my husband continues to smoke (away from me) is there any way he can pass it on to me??

[Gynecologist]

Second hand smoke, wouldn't show up in your drug test I dont think. But like I said in another thread, drink and eat lots of stuff that have vitamin b+ in it. It cleanses your insides. Drink a gallon of water a day, and drink lots and lots of tea.

[birdgirl73]

Look carefully at the answers in this sub-forum, Diggity, and you'll see that one of our mods, FakeBoobsRule, has answered this question a lot. Substitution is your best hope. It's highly unlikely that second-hand smoke from your husband will affect your test in any way, but if you're slight and have been a heavy, steady user, you'll have trouble passing that test with your own sample. Hydrating yourself with water and tea drinking won't really make a difference, although a lot of people enjoy telling others that it will. I have no idea what vitamin B+ is, but the various types of actual B vitamins aren't going to make a difference, either. Again, read the other answers here very carefully.

[killerweed420]

Yeah given your body weight you might be able to get clean. Exercise,high fiber diet and metamucil. Stop exercising a couple days before the UA. Pickup some thc strips and test yourself before the UA. Don't drink gallons of fluids. It doesn't help.
Or you could just sub with synthetic urine and avoid the hassle.

[STIMPY21]

All depends on your metabolism. At 20 days it is possible to pass, due to having almost 3 weeks, and from your description you are thin, and that helps. Buy some test strips and start doing a first piss of the day test. When you can pass that your almost there. Keep reading knowledge IS power. If you cannot pass that a day or 2 prior then substitution is your way to go. It should be relatively easy, after a few practice runs. Don't wait to start practicing the sub, it will make you much more at ease. You will need a digital thermometer and condoms that have been rinsed out. Check your temps and get a good idea wheather you can depend on body temp to hold you in range and for how long. Scope out the test facility, and make note of anything that you can that will be of help. Being female they will give you more privacy than males. Preemployments are not generally observed unless they detect that you are doing something to subvert. Make sure that it is urinanalisis, and not hair test. There is a completly different methodology to pass if it is hair testing. Post back with your progress, something you discover may help others. Please help yourself by reading both the dillution and substitution stickys. God I wish this crap was illegal.
STIMPY21

[diggityD]

Thanks y'all. i'm getting all kinds of tips. I really dont want to go the synthetic way. I bought some test strips online last night. why do I need to use the first pee of the day? is that when I need to go in to test too??

[jeffman]

That is the strongest concentrate you will have in your urine. I'm not saying it right but if you pass the first void you are almost good to go. I don't dilute much but it never hurts to drink a little extra Gatorade along with the things like Tums and B vitamins people recommend here then piss a couple times before the test. No never test with the first void unless your clean for months and months.

[Iguana]

Second hand smoke, wouldn't show up in your drug test I dont think. But like I said in another thread, drink and eat lots of stuff that have vitamin b+ in it. It cleanses your insides. Drink a gallon of water a day, and drink lots and lots of tea.

Rather than give bad advice it's better to not give any advice at all. Read the dilution sticky and you'll see that most of what you said has no basis in fact. Not trying to disrespect or flame you, but people have some pretty high stakes when they come here looking for advice. I'd hate to see someone act on ill-informed advice and have something bad happen to them.

Peace.

[suzieque]

the 115 pounds is on your side. I weigh about 50 pounds more than you, and it took me a long time to clean up.... I would think that I had 50 pounds more of THC build-up! The young skinny stoners are cleaning up much faster than us older heavier potheads. The 2nd hand smoke will NOT affect your test. Hopefully he isn't teasing you and saying, hahaha I'm smoking and you can't! :D Drinking liquid prior to test day does nothing to help, but its healthy, so go ahead. Do not exercise much in the few days before your test.

Test your first morning urine. If you pass that one - you are looking good and don't have to dilute much for your test. If you don't pass that one, then test again after a little dilution. (I failed the test on my first void, but was able to pass after a couple of cups of coffee). I guess the first void test will tell you whether or not you will need to dilute. If you need to dilute, load up on creatine at least 48 hours before your test. It takes time to manufacture into creatinine. The B+ vitamin is for color. When you dilute, the color of your pee can be clear, which is a clear sign of dilution. By taking B2 or a BComplex vitamin about 2-3 hours before your test turns your urine a vitamin yellow.

So... take your tests. You'll know what you have to do. Best of luck to you!

[TurnyBright]

You can pass this. Begin a daily exercise regimen as soon as possible, preferably some sort of cardio, like running or biking. Don't ever skip breakfast. Eat healthy, cut down on toxins like caffeine or alcohol and drink plenty of water. This will not necessarily cleanse your system but it will significantly speed up your metabolism and burn body fat, which WILL help cleanse your system. You've got a good window of time.

If you still feel uncomfortable on the day of the test, just substitute. If you feel uncomfortable doing this (like me), then read the dilution sticky and follow it to da letter.

[ralphbuick]

Can you not defer the test?

[diggityD]

I took a home THC test yesterday after work and it was positive. I'm going to pick up some cleanzing pills today. Someone told me to take Niacin but after I talked to my bestfriend about it she didn't recomend it because of the reaction many people have to it (like hot flashes).

There is no way I can put off the test I wish!!! I plan on going in to take the test Thursday August 28th or so.... My first day of work is supposed to be September 2nd.... my paper work doesn't say anything about having the test done with results in before my first day, just that the test has to be done before my first day.

I have been sitting in the sauna and about 30mins of cardio daily, and I have cut out all caffinee, i'm only drinking water, gatoraide, and cranberry juice.

thanks for all y'alls help, keep it coming, i'll keep y'all posted!!