View Full Version : God damned tiny indian made condoms gah!!!
Canadabis
03-05-2005, 07:47 AM
Ever get one of those little red rings around your dong from your condom choking the life out of your poor little guy?
Well they make different sizes, but Im thinking its a load of bullshit, cause I have durex xxl's, and theyre barely a hair bigger then trojan "magnum" (feel like a big man now, oooooh) and basic shieks seem to be about the size of either of them.
Im geussing they make the big ones for people to feel cool at the cash register, but make them roughly as tight as regular condoms so the guy trying to score the cashier can get the protection he needs, and still look cool.
And my durex xxl's are made in india, cause they know about birth controll :rolleyes:
Well better to try that NEW Male contraceptive,,,,lol
robert42
03-05-2005, 06:13 PM
whats a condom? i use a sock :p
(A VERY BIG FUCKIN SOCK LOL )
maryjanemama
03-05-2005, 07:02 PM
Pull out and hope for the best. And when you have some chick calling you saying you're her babie's daddy....run like hell.
Just kidding....;)
Kid Dynamite
03-06-2005, 10:31 AM
yeah dont run....just hang up.
the happy chappie
03-06-2005, 10:45 AM
the best contraception in the world mate , is a wrong name and address lol
maryjanemama
03-06-2005, 10:48 PM
yeah dont run....just hang up.
LOL, yeah that's better, but first say,"Who is this? Amanda? I don't know any Amanda...you must be looking for my old roomate. He moved out last month...sorry." Click.
caddyman
03-06-2005, 11:59 PM
Count yourself lucky dude , when i use a condom i have to get a piece of string and wrap in around my shaft to make sure im safe. You big boys are never happy.
:D ...ROFLMFAO................. :D
Ammie
03-07-2005, 04:15 AM
Count yourself lucky dude , when i use a condom i have to get a piece of string and wrap in around my shaft to make sure im safe. You big boys are never happy.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Encatuse
03-07-2005, 02:24 PM
I think the indians that are making your XXL SUPER-HUGE MAN BIG DICK CONDOM's make them smaller then regular condoms, that way the people who buy them can get on sexuality forums and brag that the XXL SUPER-HUGE MAN-COCK CONDOM's they just bought don't fit properly.
Just my theory.
Maybe they think you'll keep buying them for the ego boost.
zemcimill
03-07-2005, 03:12 PM
Try Thailand condoms they are even worse... Plus you have alot more need for them out there;)
Canadabis
03-09-2005, 03:26 AM
encu....totally right, i enjoy the bragging far to much for it to be a coincidence, insidious indians and thier foot longs!
Encatuse
03-09-2005, 05:06 AM
I'm afraid to try XXL condoms. I'm worried they'll be really tight on me and then girls will be impressed and then I'll get like.. addicted to them. Then they'll probably start to raise the price, all supply and demand style. Eventually I'll be paying 9 dollars for a used one that some guy found in the dumpster cuz it had a staple through it. In the end, I'll probably get aids.
And when people ask me how it happened.. I'll say "It all started when I tried on my first MAGNUM condom..."
jacquelyne
03-10-2005, 12:16 AM
lol do indians have little willys ?
maryjanemama
03-10-2005, 01:26 PM
Honestly, though, if they made Extra Small condoms would anyone buy them? You know even really small guys wouldn't...
socks
03-10-2005, 01:36 PM
whats a condom? i use a sock :p
(A VERY BIG FUCKIN SOCK LOL )
Please be more gentle next time robert...And if u think of it, give us a wash in something other than sex juice :rolleyes:
jacquelyne >>>
Black 6.89" (175 mm)
Asian 5.33" (135 mm)
Caucasian 6.22" (158 mm)
Hispanic 6.15" (156 mm)
Native American 5.66" (144 mm)
And for all of those who need a bit of reassurance...Print out the page below and push root of erect penis against broken line for relative comparisons....
robert42
03-10-2005, 03:24 PM
is that chart sayin 7 inches is huge????
call me MAMOTH then lololol :p
Juggalotus
03-13-2005, 03:32 AM
Hey your chart is wrong, it says that 13 1/2 is the record!!!! Ron Jeremy is 16 inches...and hes not the biggest, and 5.75" is avg. on most sites...
Encatuse
03-13-2005, 05:08 PM
Question:
S2: How big is Ron Jeremy's penis?
Answer:
Nine and three-quarters inches
Belleza
03-13-2005, 05:43 PM
it's not the size that counts asshole, it's what u do with it- chucky
DreamSmoke
03-18-2005, 02:56 AM
yeah dont run....just hang up.
Yeah, like this:
*ring ring!!*
(picks up phone...)
Me: Hello...
Girl: You need to support my baby! I cared about you SO much and what we went through! How could you do this to me, all those talks about being supportive and if we had a baby, we'd be together forever...what was all that huh!? A LIE!? WELL FUCKIN SA SOMETHING!!!
Me:...Um...*stoned thought*...I'm hungry?
Girl: Godamnit!
Me:...Um alrighty then, NO SPEEKA ENGLIS!
(Hangs up...)
Stedric
03-18-2005, 09:31 PM
Honestly, though, if they made Extra Small condoms would anyone buy them?
They do make extra small condoms.
Consider yourself lucky, I've never had an orgasm in my life.
Encatuse
03-21-2005, 04:35 AM
They do make extra small condoms.
Consider yourself lucky, I've never had an orgasm in my life.
Err? Not even self-induced? It's easy.
Grasp penis firmly. Watch porn. Pursue an erection. Go up and down until your penis feels really good and white stuff comes out.
jacquelyne
03-21-2005, 04:51 AM
SWEET
ANYONE BLACK HERE ?
lol
jacquelyne
03-21-2005, 04:52 AM
i believe that
most men say its about 7 or 8 liers
why lie for ?
Hey your chart is wrong, it says that 13 1/2 is the record!!!! Ron Jeremy is 16 inches...and hes not the biggest, and 5.75" is avg. on most sites...
Doobie Snax
03-25-2005, 01:58 PM
No1 would buy an extra small condom incase the lass at the checkout laughed in their face lol
Looker
04-01-2005, 05:05 PM
My penis is long enough I guess but I'd like to make it thicker and wider......
I'd also like to have big hangin swingin balls like a Great Dane....
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