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maryjanemama

03-05-2005, 02:03 AM

Does anyone really give a fuck what Martha Stewart ate in prison? All I've heard about today on the news is Martha Stewart this and Martha Stewart that. I can't stand this kind of crap on the news. Shouldn't we be asking more important questions, like how the hell did G. W. get re elected, instead of what did Martha Stewart ate for breakfast? Who gives a shit. :mad:

Sorry, I had to vent.

ermitonto

03-05-2005, 02:08 AM

Yeah, that's why I stopped watching the news (except for Jon Stewart of course, he's hilarious). You gotta remember, they're catering to the lowest common denominator, and this is a country where you can make a fortune printing outrageous lies about celebrities, and then see them in every supermarket aisle.

kyle

03-05-2005, 02:09 AM

No worries, bitch even more if you want.
I agree, who really gives 2 shits about Martha Stewart, now there people here I'm sure that like her and her shows and shit but if your diehard to care about every time she takes a piss or eats breakfast. Whoa...

apsinthion

03-05-2005, 10:15 AM

Who the hell is Martha Stewart and what did she eat?

4252

03-05-2005, 06:47 PM

I think that people who actually care what Martha Stewart eats in prison are in reality hoping to hear that she was brutally gang raped by dozens of serial killer lesbians.

I also think that too many people with way too much time on their hands really care about such things.

All the publicity is, no doubt, the reason for the price of her companys stock doing so well. Follow the money.

Ignore Martha Stewart, Michael Jackson, George Bush, and all will be well.

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maryjanemama

03-05-2005, 06:57 PM

[QUOTE=4252

I also think that too many people with way too much time on their hands really care about such things.

All the publicity is, no doubt, the reason for the price of her companys stock doing so well. Follow the money.

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You're right. I just can't believe this stuff is considered "news". It should be left for the E network and Star magazine, but there was a whole 15 or 20 minutes spent on Martha Stewart on one of the networks last night and I could not believe legit reporters were wasting their time on her and her lemons.

phillykid420

03-05-2005, 07:26 PM

Hey maryjane, you're the one who brought it up LOL. Kinda funny/ironic. But no I don't care either. and now I'm saying I don't care, but I'm obviously commenting on it so maybe I do. it's a vicious cycle.

XTC

03-05-2005, 07:36 PM

Martha Stewart is Richer now than ever too

Hektik

03-05-2005, 08:50 PM

fuck a martha stweart

slipnslide087

03-05-2005, 09:02 PM

^^^word

Nullific

03-05-2005, 09:21 PM

Marth Stewart, Micheal Jackson, the catholic church scandle...all thrown in your face to blind you from the real news.

REG

03-05-2005, 10:17 PM

nullific is right there are a lot more important things happening in this world some of which broadcasters decide we dont need to see because it wont please the masses
damn i hate politics.

az666

03-05-2005, 10:47 PM

lol i read kyle's post and thought who the fuck is martha stewert and then saw aps' post.....So whats this shit with martha bout?? Who is she? why was she in prison?? What did she eat???
Can any1 shed any light??

Nullific

03-05-2005, 10:53 PM

She screwed investors out of millions with insider trading or something like that and because shes rich she got a slap on the wrist instead of the life in prison she deserved.
Corporate bastards.

maryjanemama

03-06-2005, 01:26 AM

Yes, she had inside info that stocks she owned were going to take a dive, so she sold them before she lost money. It was illegal because she wasn't supposed to have the info. She basically stabbed her broker in the back, too.

She has made millions by selling cookbooks and a "lifestyle" magazine about home decorating, baking, and crafts. Her crappola linens are also available in KMart (an equally crappy string of chain stores). Because we all know that the true value of a woman is based on her ability to make the perfect strawberry cheesecake and choosing just the right bed sheets for her guest room. :rolleyes: Martha makes me want to puke and all the ppl who try to emulate her are just as pathetic.

She just got out of prison, so her story is front page news in the US.

NowhereMan

03-06-2005, 02:44 AM

fuck a martha stweart

for sale
one used martha stewart Blow Up Doll

crystal clear pepsi

03-06-2005, 04:03 AM

for sale
one used martha stewart Blow Up Doll

ill do ya one better.......... i didnt really wanna get rid of it , but hey if theres a market .......

FOR SALE :

1 USED Martha Stewart Prision Issued Tampon

$ 5 , 0 0 0

teknodppr

03-06-2005, 08:01 AM

yeah. fuck martha stewart and fuck christopher lowell also. i dont care what anyone says he's a fuckin homo. even though he is married and shit, i still think he's gay.

crystal clear pepsi

03-06-2005, 08:27 AM

yeah. fuck martha stewart and fuck christopher lowell also. i dont care what anyone says he's a fuckin homo. even though he is married and shit, i still think he's gay.

FOR SALE :

1 USED Christpher Lowell Analy Killed GERBAL

$ 1 0 , 0 0 0

Ocram

03-06-2005, 08:33 AM

nullific is right there are a lot more important things happening in this world some of which broadcasters decide we dont need to see because it wont please the masses
damn i hate politics.
Indeed!!!! I love Weed!!!!

Funken Monken

03-06-2005, 09:53 AM

I just got back from the states yesterday, and colleagues where surprused when I had to ask "whot he fuck is Martha Stewart, other than someone whos going to make a packet out of thi smedia circus?".

Man, you guys inthe states, you should start question those people providing your so-callled news...its shocking they get away with it.

slipnslide087

03-06-2005, 07:41 PM

no shit. most ppl in the states are just too fucking retarded.

Nullific

03-07-2005, 02:13 AM

I blame the schools.
History my ass all they teach us is bullshit.

Day Dreamin Faze

03-07-2005, 03:45 AM

They give what the people want and as long as the people keep buying,watching,listening they will contiune to feed it to the people...and like Nullific said they are just covering all the bad stuff going on in the world and the war were in....Ive learned alot in my history class's not sure about anyone else lol.

slipnslide087

03-07-2005, 03:19 PM

yeah but the wrong shit. we dont need dates and times drilled in our head. maybe if we turned history into more of a learning experience from our past we wouldnt be so fucking retarded and fucked up still.

Looker

03-07-2005, 07:52 PM

I JUST WANNA DO THIS TO MARTHA STEWART....

Mojavpa

03-07-2005, 08:16 PM

As evil as Martha Stewart is, she knows how to make really yummy food. Well most of the time they're not even her recipes, so I'll take back what I just said.

maryjanemama

03-07-2005, 08:30 PM

As evil as Martha Stewart is, she knows how to make really yummy food. Well most of the time they're not even her recipes, so I'll take back what I just said.Once my husband unknowingly bought one of her watering cans from the garden section at KMart. After I told pointed out his oversight, he immeditately went outside and kicked it. We still use it, though. I should be ashamed of myself, I know, after all of my bitching about Martha. :o

peji

03-07-2005, 08:36 PM

LOL @ that watering can,,,,, :D Oh well shes the pits,,,really she got her start by stealing other housemakers receipes & ideas even up to this day. PPL email her w/ ideas and shit,,,,sad too shes even more richer now than when she went into prison...I guess it pays to say "It's a Good Thing" LMAO shes so fake & shit anything to get her money$$ in her bank account. BTW I never buy her stuff & make sure of it too. Hey Martha got any insider TIPS for me to make millions$$$. :eek:

4252

03-07-2005, 11:17 PM

Look you guys, this has to stop now. I know for a fact that Martha is reading all this, cackling like an evil troll, and touching herself in various naughty places.

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Euphoric

03-07-2005, 11:19 PM

all i have to say is... :)

OrangeHairs INC

03-08-2005, 05:08 AM

Marth Stewart, Micheal Jackson, the catholic church scandle...all thrown in your face to blind you from the real news.

What do you mean? The catholic church news scandle is really important news. Thats some serious shit that happens. Wouldnt you want to know that shit if you were catholic and had children?

Mojavpa

03-08-2005, 05:55 AM

Well thats the problem. People are still catholic. (or any other organized religion) Dont want to leave anyone out. Just because someone wears a robe or other religious garment and has some kind of title doesnt mean its ok to leave your children alone with him/her.

poorman3

03-08-2005, 06:03 AM