Fact of the day

[gnflyby]

Did you know its impossible to lick your own elbow?
thats what it said on my penguin chocolate bar.

Do you know any facts? or don't you give a fact?

[slipnslide087]

i know someone that can lick their elbow. well one person throughout my whole life. i wa never really friends witht hat kid he was weird as fuck. but he could lick his elbow.

[slipnslide087]

crack cocaine fries your brain.

[az666]

yeah its possible to lick your own elbow....just not every1 can do it...kinda like sucking yourself off i guess?

BUT!!! what about licking your own EYE!!??!?!?!
neva heard anyone do that before....

[slipnslide087]

i dont think you can kiss your elbow. without your tongue???? can you.?>

[Phresher than it Got]

i can lick my nipple....

[slipnslide087]

i havent tried, but i dont think i could.

[robert42]

heres a fact:

61% of males have tried to stick their finger(s) up there arse.

FACT!

[ermitonto]

72% of statistics are made up on the spot.

[hoodedclum]

including that one?

[robert42]

NO THATS REAL!

U KNOW ITS REAL

BET U THOUGHT U WERE THE ONLY ONE HAVING A GOOD OLD POKE AROUND LOL :p

[ermitonto]

Well actually no, somebody else did, and I just plagiarized them because I forgot who they were.

[slipnslide087]

statistics are bullshit. think of the variables. mark twain even said it.

[ermitonto]

The exact quote, I believe, is:
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics" -- Mark Twain

[F L E S H]

I can proudly say I've never tried to stick my finger up my ass... I cam close 2 or 3 times, but never all the way :eek:

[roxy]

A surfer once sued another surfer for "stealing his wave." The case was thrown out because the court was unable to put a price on "pain and suffering" endured by the surfer watching someone else ride "his" wave.

this aint a fact..... but a bloody stupid quote........
"You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say."
- Bill Clinton, former U.S. President

[roxy]

"Cod are not very good swimmers so they are easily overtaken by trawlers and nets."
- British government report on why cod fish are disappearing from the North Sea.

lol

[slipnslide087]

"there are three kinds of lies; white lies, damned lies, and statistics" - Mark Twain

i think thats right.

[ermitonto]

A quick Google search (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=mark+twain+quotes+%22lies+and+statistics&btnG=Google+Search) gives the exact wording as:
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."

[slipnslide087]

sweet

[gnflyby]

The first open heart surgery was performed by a black Doctor

Jacques Cousteau invented scuba gear while in the French resistance during World War II.

The names of the three wise monkeys are: Mizaru: See no evil, Mikazaru: Hear no evil, and Mazaru: Speak no evil.

Earth is the only planet not named after a God.

The launching mechanism of a carrier ship that helps planes to take off could throw a pickup truck over a mile

Robert E. Lee, of the Confederate Army, remains the only person, to date, to have graduated from the West Point military academy without a single demerit.

The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one-mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to SLOW a film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm. (for Toys)

Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them use to burn their houses down -- hence the statement "to get fired."

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die throughout the movie. (HMMMM!!!!)

[crystal clear pepsi]

Did you know

The Human head weighs 8 pounds

Dog and bees smell fear

that me neighbor has 3 rabbits

[Hektik]

Fact: Cooking bacon naked isn't good

[kyle]

Fact: Hektik speaks truth.

[ermitonto]

Fact: This fact is untrue.

[robert42]

Fact: If you spell God backwards it spells Dog.

[robert42]

heres a link to a thread i made a while ago with sum amazing facts:
http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=10299

[Hektik]

I can't lick my elbow :(

[az666]

nor me, lol, i tried for ages :( oh well...


101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die throughout the movie. (HMMMM!!!!)
Nah im sure the rescuers (sp)...the little girl annie i think her name was...had both her parents although you didnt see them all the way through....i think they were there?

[gnflyby]

Butterflies taste with their feet.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

[Cattabis]

never once thought of sticking my finger up my ass.. godamn you all for putting that thought into my head lol

that didnt sound right, ehm, its damn gross.

[Mr. Mary Jane]

never talks back or questions your thought
gives you ideas that no one has tought
leaves you her sent to remmember her bby
and when u r down, she helps you FLYY--YYY-YYY

o sweet baby of mine comes round twice a day
makes my life easier in everyway
but some say shes evil, shell drive you insane
tell me thats not true "OH MY SWEET MARY JANEEE-EEEEE

[juggalo420]

crack cocaine fries your brain.
:mad: crack never hurt you, dont hurt its good rep., fool

[MiNdYoU]

BRAINbrain, umm, i thihk membrane

[Darkneon420]

Well actually no, somebody else did, and I just plagiarized them because I forgot who they were.
Hahahahahahaha, in that case i'de say your innocent.


I can lick my elbow!!! I can lick my nipple, and I never tried licking my pussy but I bet if I wanted too (i dont want to by the way :D ) I could do it.

[DjSkizzle]

its also a fact that 70% of the people will try and lick their elbows after reading this.

[MattakaSqueaks]

Did you know

The Human head weighs 8 pounds

Dog and bees smell fear

that me neighbor has 3 rabbits

you stole that from the movie "Jerry Maguire" THEIF. lol

[duppy man]

heres a fact:

61% of males have tried to stick their finger(s) up there arse.

FACT! i form part of the 39% who have not

[slipnslide087]

i dont do crack,. i do coke.

[Dick Justice]

:mad: crack never hurt you, dont hurt its good rep., fool

What good rep?

[ermitonto]

I never tried licking my pussy but I bet if I wanted too (i dont want to by the way :D ) I could do it.

I bet I could do it too. :p

[Darkneon420]

I bet I could do it too. :p

>_> *Doesent know how to take this comment*

[chix4bud]

Fact: alcoholic beverages contain all 13 minerals necessary for human life

[ermitonto]

>_> *Doesent know how to take this comment*

Take nothing I say seriously. Except for that sentence. And that one. And the following one. And the previous two ones.

[ermitonto]

Did you know its impossible to lick your own elbow?

I think this girl (http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/world/newsid_1646000/1646912.stm) might be able to. I also bet she'll be reeeeeally popular with the guys someday (or the girls, if that's what she's into).

[duppy man]

that is a seriously long tongue erm.

[slipnslide087]

wow. im speechless. ive seen close to that. my ex had a freakishly long tongue too.