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[STIMPY21]

I have been reading my but off here lately in preparation for a drug test for a job that I need to get but in fact do not want, planning only to use for leverage to get more $ at my current job(cheesy I know). The place is 12 min walk from the house, I do not know what type of test except that they test. I am passing a home test faintly but yesterday and this am, I have been taking b complex and tums, drank the gatorade and am pissing good and yellow, just 30 mins ago I dropped a lasix so that should dilute me out to normal. I have been 28 days w/o anyways. Wish me luck and may favorable winds blow on all of us who have to suffer this indignity and insult to the constitution to put meat and taters on the table.
STIMPY21

[STIMPY21]

After being completely hyped and ready, they fucks did not test me. I talked to all of the dept heads and the boss is someone that I have known for years, and he has given me a favorable review, indicating that the offer will be made when the hr boss gets back early next week. I am almost inclined to accept if they do.I sure wanted to smoke up tonight. The only sticking point for me is RANDOMS. I swore that I would never do that again, I am considering doing it, because 15k extra in compensation is well 15k, and my family sure could use it.
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[jeffman]

The new offer sounds good but Your posting questions all over the place and it's harder for You to get correct answers. If thats You asking can this same job hair test You in another new thread, of course they can even if the application is out dated.

[STIMPY21]

I'm so stressed and un-able to medicate I don't even remember what I posted that in the other post. I guess that I meant to start another thread because it pertained to hair tests. Anyway it was the wierdest application I ever saw, asking for permission to get motor vehicle/drivers records , forieghners that you know/have contact with, credit reports, you must submit to lie detector tests except in Massachusets and Maryland and some things you do not report like in california do not report misdemenaor mj convictions over 2 years old, and it has several state by state exclusions for various unusual things. It was revised 8/07 so pretty recent, I didn't think hair had been approved, but with all these odd things I'm feeling that all bets are on. Does anybody know for sure? Or can point me to the federal regulations so I can read them?
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[jeffman]

You sound young but if a company does a back ground check, a credit report check, a DMV check and a hair drug test going back 90 days, theres not much more they can easily check to see what kind of person You are.

I'll try pointing you to a place to ask but I'm not sure if it's allowed here or not. I'm sure the mods will delete this link if it's not allowed.

Blood, Hair & Saliva Testing (http://www.marijuana.com/blood-hair-saliva-testing/)