3badass3
07-10-2008, 10:12 PM
Whats up folks? First post. Ive been reading through all the posts I can for the past 2 weeks or so......Thanks to everyone who has put this forum together and added knowledge for people like me to read. Im here trying to return the favor and document my experience to help others that are in the same type of situation.
Alright here is whats up:
I bought a couple bottles of Quick Fix 4.0 to sub for my test.
Had to take a pre employment test today. They sent me to a hospital to piss and then the sample is sent out to "One Source Toxicology"....I havent seen that company in a any of the posts Ive read......Im nervous as shit! I had to sit in the waiting room for about 1 hour. I had the heating pad on the bottle up until I left my car to go into the building. When I left my car the temp was @ 106. By the time I actually pissed the temp was 98.4, according to my digi thermometer, but the temp strip on the sample cup read 94. I remembered reading that you should rub your thumb on your clothes to generate heat and then hold the thumb on the strip. I did that and kind of rubbed it to get the temp up to 96......I know my digi was accurate....so it kind of made me second guess the accuracy of the temp strip on the sample bottle I had to piss in. All good.....*just make sure to buy a digi thermometer* theyre only like 15 to 20 bucks. Also like the pros on this site tell you......PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE!!!!
Ok so I had to empty my pockets and the guy nurse "coughFAGcough" just told me to not flush or turn on the sink. No pat down. He stood outside thev closed door and since I practiced it only took about 2 mins to have evrything finished.
**Oh yea** all the digi thermometers that I found BEEPED.... I answered that with a regular straight edge razor blade. Theres a little hole with some kind of brass or metal piece where the beeping comes from. What I did was took the razor and from the little circle started cutting/slicing straight lines and made a rectangle.....just cutting little pieces off a little at a time. I took a knife and pryed the flat metal piece out and cut the cord that was attached.....I thought Id break it but it was fine. So that took care of the noisy digi problem.
During the past week I also kept doing trial runs. Two pairs of tighty whities......I bought a pack of 3..........I cut the middle part out of 1 pair "the part where the bottle will be stored" "taint area" and sewd it onto 1 of the others so it was like a pocket.....it worked great. So I put 1 pair of the tightys on and then the pair with the pocket next...just in case they made me pull my draws down they wouldnt see the bottle. They didnt make me do it but it wouldve def concealed it nicely!! Youre gonna get what you put into these things ya know. If you dont practice and read up on this shit you, in my opinion, deserve to fail!
Well now Im waiting for the results to come back on monday. Its gonna be the most nervous weekend of my life!! I will def be back here to let everyone know how it went. I havent read a "Fail" story yet from anyone who used QF 4.0 so Im feeling pretty confident but still nervous as shit!! If any of you folks pray....please say 1 for me!! I really need this!!
I hope this can help some of you who are like me in this same kind of situation. DEFINATELY READ THE SUBSTITUTION STICKY!! AND PRACTICE......Give Yourself 2 Weeks and Youll Be A Pro!!
p.s. If I wasnt clear on something....I'll check back and clarify if need be.
Alright here is whats up:
I bought a couple bottles of Quick Fix 4.0 to sub for my test.
Had to take a pre employment test today. They sent me to a hospital to piss and then the sample is sent out to "One Source Toxicology"....I havent seen that company in a any of the posts Ive read......Im nervous as shit! I had to sit in the waiting room for about 1 hour. I had the heating pad on the bottle up until I left my car to go into the building. When I left my car the temp was @ 106. By the time I actually pissed the temp was 98.4, according to my digi thermometer, but the temp strip on the sample cup read 94. I remembered reading that you should rub your thumb on your clothes to generate heat and then hold the thumb on the strip. I did that and kind of rubbed it to get the temp up to 96......I know my digi was accurate....so it kind of made me second guess the accuracy of the temp strip on the sample bottle I had to piss in. All good.....*just make sure to buy a digi thermometer* theyre only like 15 to 20 bucks. Also like the pros on this site tell you......PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE!!!!
Ok so I had to empty my pockets and the guy nurse "coughFAGcough" just told me to not flush or turn on the sink. No pat down. He stood outside thev closed door and since I practiced it only took about 2 mins to have evrything finished.
**Oh yea** all the digi thermometers that I found BEEPED.... I answered that with a regular straight edge razor blade. Theres a little hole with some kind of brass or metal piece where the beeping comes from. What I did was took the razor and from the little circle started cutting/slicing straight lines and made a rectangle.....just cutting little pieces off a little at a time. I took a knife and pryed the flat metal piece out and cut the cord that was attached.....I thought Id break it but it was fine. So that took care of the noisy digi problem.
During the past week I also kept doing trial runs. Two pairs of tighty whities......I bought a pack of 3..........I cut the middle part out of 1 pair "the part where the bottle will be stored" "taint area" and sewd it onto 1 of the others so it was like a pocket.....it worked great. So I put 1 pair of the tightys on and then the pair with the pocket next...just in case they made me pull my draws down they wouldnt see the bottle. They didnt make me do it but it wouldve def concealed it nicely!! Youre gonna get what you put into these things ya know. If you dont practice and read up on this shit you, in my opinion, deserve to fail!
Well now Im waiting for the results to come back on monday. Its gonna be the most nervous weekend of my life!! I will def be back here to let everyone know how it went. I havent read a "Fail" story yet from anyone who used QF 4.0 so Im feeling pretty confident but still nervous as shit!! If any of you folks pray....please say 1 for me!! I really need this!!
I hope this can help some of you who are like me in this same kind of situation. DEFINATELY READ THE SUBSTITUTION STICKY!! AND PRACTICE......Give Yourself 2 Weeks and Youll Be A Pro!!
p.s. If I wasnt clear on something....I'll check back and clarify if need be.