ways to beat observed ua? w/o whizzinator

[boskama]

Yeah i know the whizzinator and all that would do it but i dont have time to wait for it to come because this is my situation:

My parents are going to take me downtown to a place to get an OBSERVED Drug test.
I have my quick fix..........but don't know how to distribute that into the cup while the guy watches me. While making it look like a normal legit piss session.

This isn't a probation thingy, just a place recommended to my parents by a counselor...I wont get punished by the govt if i fail but my parents could do a little damage.

This place downtown does the same tests a probation officer would do though...

So why have him observe me? A: He has to in order for my parents to know that I'm not trying to be sneaky (WHICH I AM TRYING TO DO!)

BUT!!!!!!
Quick question: He takes me into another room while my parents wait........should I just tell him "Hey, I know my mom is paying for this and told you to observe me... but I'm an adult, and I say you can't"

Will he go up to my mom and tell her what i said? Should I tell him to not tell my mom *even if she payed for the test* ? If he does say ok, I should tell him to stay by the door at least so he doesnt walk out of the room and my parents say "He finished already?"

Does he have any right to tell my mom I said "No"? IS THERE ANY WAY to tell the observer to not watch me piss (cuz im 18) but also have my parents think he watched me and they will never find out?? :(
What if he doesnt watch but my mom asks him if he did? Will he lie or truth........what will he say....... AHHHHH!:mad:

OK THE BIG QUESTION: What are some HOMEMADE ways to pass an observed test.
I've done this before and found out the guy stands outside of a door to peek in and see my dick from a side angle (if that helps)
but still if you have answers for him being anywhere in the room watching and you know a way plz tell me.
This forum seems smart enough to at least know how to do this.........even if it is a high chance of getting caught.

The utensils i have in general: lubricated condoms, latex gloves, straws, maybe some other medical stuff i'll go look.

[TheMetal1]

I'm an adult

That should be your solution right there... but I understand that you may be in a situation where you need to stay in your parents good graces and going along with the test keeps a roof over your head. I figure, if you are a legal adult, you have the right to tell your parents that you aren't comfortable with a stranger watching you urinate. It's a perfectly reasonable response. If you feel that being 18 allows you to ask a professional tester to disobey his job requirements, then being 18 should also allow you to address your parents respectfully and explain to them that adults make their own decisions. At 18, you are a legal adult and can not be required to submit to any UA unless ordered by a judge. However, it does not mean that by denying the test, you can live in your parents home. I see two choices for you...

#1: Take the test and deal with the results. Quit smoking while you live with your parents, and deal with the fact that you should obey the rules the household has set. (As you would expect people living in your home to respect your rules)

#2: Stand up for yourself as an adult, refuse to let another man stare at your genitals while you urinate, and move OUT!!

Number 2 will show your parents maturity, and at the same time announce your philosphy on the responsible use of cannabis.

(chants #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2) :thumbsup: Good luck and Stay :D

After reading another post of yours about your families religious beliefs and basically your personal slavery... I have no idea what you should do. Good luck man. If you truly are against your families Mormon beliefs... GET OUT OF THERE!!! It's only going to make you miserable.

[boskama]

I am moving out in mid july actually but for the days until then I just want my parents to think I'm clean rather than dirty. Cuz if i'm dirty Then they'd just bitch and whine until i leave........i'd rather leave while they think i was just starting to get on the "right track". Just to add salt to the wound!

WAIT! I know my parents hate paying for the tests and they even make me pay them back later anyways... so I will say "I have money I'll pay for all of it....and even say for the guy to come and observe me......then I could just say to the guy when we get to the bathroom "Wait, I'd rather you not look. But stay here for a second" CUZ 1: IM PAYIN FOR IT 2: IT's MY DECISION! RIGHT?
If i can do that and keep him by the bathroom and not around my parents just to give him the sample then im good! I payed for it...He can't disclose any information about what happened to my parents right? even if they asked........or didn't ask??
cuz im 18......u dont even sign any papers while your there .......u just pay 10 or 30 bux and get tested on the spot.

But anyways I still want to figure out homemade ways to do it just incase and just for fun!:D

[killerweed420]

The only other way would be to just say you can't pee. Nobody can make you pee. Stall for as long as you can and maybe they'll give up.

[bigjohnson688]

just act funny..wink at the guy an lick your lip's.say hay could you hold it for me.i bet he wont watch you for long;)

[TheMetal1]

i bet he wont watch you for long;)

Or he will say "Okayyy. I was hoping you would ask that!"

Then... well... yeahh... :wtf:

Good luck Boskama :thumbsup:

Stay :D and Keep :jointsmile:

[boskama]

My mom hometested me yesterday and I used quick fix to pass it.

The bad news: the temperature was at 92 which was fair but my mom is a nurse and she probably knows it should have been higher so now she is suspicious and might do another test. She's also worried about me saying it was Salvia she smelt in my room and not weed..(hence the test)...lol.... that weed was hella dank too...:( still have half a blunt and a few nugs left but now im worried about her doing another test.

Question: I poured a little more than needed when using the quick fix........i don't have enough for another so i just filled it up with a little bit of water to make it go from 1/4 full to half full. Will it still work? (i know someone asked this already i think. i'll look for it)

Another question: Seriously? none of you know of ways to make a home made urinator? or sites that tell you how u can? i can't find any :(

[bigjohnson688]

my homemade one was an I.V. bag that had a cap on the end.with a friends clean piss.and it worked every time untill one day i went for a job test and thay popped a surprise phisical on me.thay said drop em and i had the bag around my leg.so i quietly said man i aint gonna pass the piss test so there is no point in this and i walked out pretty dam fast

[JeffersonBud]

Time to move out

[IanCurtisWishlist]

get a dildo, a plastic bag thick enough to hold urine, and you have a whizzinator. it will cost you 20 dollars. they're a big fucking waste of money in my opinion!

[illnillinois]

Then tell your parents to fuck off and you will NOT have ANY stranger watch as you piss in a cup. Stand up for who you are and what you are.
Bare with them bitching for a few weeks and move out..
Either that or get caught trying to pass it, or fail it flat out anyway.
Easy choice..

[thatubbyducky]

Just stand there and don't pee. Say "I can't with you watching me." They'll probably take you out and make you sit for a little then try again. Tell them you really have to pee but when you get in there it just won't come out. It happens to alot of people when they are not used to being watched