first ever drug test

[fatcat]

Hi - I have been smoking forever it seems but not so much. Maybe a few bowls a night after dinner and not every night but most nights. I am 5 ft. 8 " and 128 pounds. I applied for a job and am going in for asecretarial test on the 30th. This is the type of job that they don't just call anyone so they must have been impressed with my resume.
They called last Thursday and of course I had to smoke one to celebrate.
Today is day 6 of being clean. It will be day 11 when I take the typing test. What if they call me back and want me to take a drug/urine test?
Will it really take 30 days to get out of my system? I am going o vacation on the 4th and won't be back until the 13th - which will be day 24. Should I tell them then on the 30th that I am leaving on vacation cause what if they want me to go right then and there to take a test? Do you think that I will pass after 11 days? What about after 25 days? Should I drink a flush drink once or twice before then?
Given my height and weight and the fact that I didn't smoke that much anyway - what should I do?


How do you all know what kind of urine test they give?
Should I do a detox flush drink once or twice before my test?

Thanks everyone

[Deige]

I think your best bet would be to substitute with Quick Fix synthetic urine. Eleven days may not be enough time for you to get clean even with your body weight. Most pre-employment drug screens are unsupervised so it should be a piece of cake. If your not comfortable carrying this in then dilution is your next best option. Read both the dilution and substitution stickies at the top of the forum, they have all the information you need.

Don't waste your money on detox kits, they are unreliable and expensive.

[fatcat]

I kind of doubt that they will send me to take a test after I pass the typing test....do you? I don't even know what the steps are. Do you test - then they decide if they are going to hire you and then you go to the drug test? Is the drug test the last thing they do? If so I may be OK for when i come back from vacation.
Will they give you the urine drug test is you are on your period? Cause if no then I could always say that on day 11.
I really don't want to have to deal with the synthetic urine.

Thanks for your quick reply.

[Deige]

Some employers will hire you after your interview and then ask you to take a drug test immediately. Others will schedule you one shortly after (maybe 2-5 days depending on how fast they need you) so this will buy you some time. There is no way of knowing for sure what this employer will do. If your going to dilute then you must buy as much time as possible and start exercising. Abstain from smoking and pick up some metamucil, this will help to excrete thc metabolites through your colon. Keep your body hydrated as you workout but you dont need to overdo it.

As I said earlier read the dilution sticky at the top of the forum it has all the info you will need. You must follow it to a T to ensure the best chance of passing.

I believe they will test you no matter if your on your period or not. Also pick up some home test strips and start testing yourself to see where you stand.

[killerweed420]

I would definitely pickup some synthetic urine and practice with it. Sounds like you've got a nice job offer. Don't risk it. You can experiment with getting clean. Buy some thc strips,eat a high fiber diet,metamucil and exercise. But I would have some synthetic urine on hand.