First drug test ever!! Please help!!

[Maryjane24]

Hey there. Let me start off by saying I'm VERY impressed with this website and am so happy to now be a member!

Now let's get down to business!! I'm a 26 year old female that is 112 lbs. and 5'5". I smoke a few hits before bed usually every day. I just had a second interview TODAY and they told me that I will need to take a drug test before starting this new position! I smoked yesterday (June 23rd) abou 4-5 hits and I need to take a piss test by Saturday (Jun 28th) AHHHHH! I had NO IDEA there was a drug test for this position....

ANYWAY, I bought a bottle of Detoxify XXTRA CLEAN (for large body mass (just to be sure) and am pounding the water until the test.....just a few questions:

1) Am I totally screwed?

2) Do I drink the cleaser the day before OR the morning OF the test??

3) I read a lot about taking Vitamin B to ensure my urine is a bit yellow....when do I take that? BASICALLY, I'm confused as to how this whole 'cleansing' process works?!????

4) For my personal sanity, I plan on taking an at home drug test before hand...when would you recommend doing that??

Hopefully someone can give me some direction/advice on how to do this.......Thanks Guys!!:rasta:

[Storm Crow]

OK, I am in NO way an expert, but from what I've read, those cleansers don't work any better than water. I would suggest that you start by reading the stickies at the top of this forum-

Drug Testing - Cannabis.com Forums Message Boards - Medical Marijuana, Cannabis Club, Dispensary, News (http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/)

Followed by a search for fakeboobsrule's posts. He's the expert.

Do you have a close, non-using, friend or younger relative? Substitution can work.

Or there are synthetic urines that can be bought on line and at some head shops.

Oregon has finally passed a bill protecting (non-impaired on the job) MMJ users from being fired. Hopefully, California, and all MMJ states, will follow soon. Even being "California legal" (which I am) wouldn't prevent me from being fired if they found out I use.

One of these days, the laws on cannabis will catch up with medicine and sanity. :)

Good luck, dear.

-Granny:hippy:

[suzieque]

Hi Maryjane,

Those Detoxify products have varying results... I wouldn't rely on it. Read the dilution sticky, it will tell you to how to take the B2 (don't forget to load up on creatine in the days before the test).

If I were you, I would sub.

I did the dilution as a backup, and subbed using QuickFix. My test was 2 weeks ago and I'm happily working at my new job.

You have your youth and small size in your favor, but 5 days isn't very long!!!

[Maryjane24]

Hey there! Thanks for your reply. What is Quick Fix, where do I get it and how long would it take to get to me? I haven't per say 'accepted' the position yet...so I may be able to tell them I'll give them my answer on Monday and buy a couple more days.....I'm nervous as crap as this is a pretty lucrative job and I just can't miss out on this!!

Thanks for the help in advance!

[suzieque]

QuickFix is synthetic urine and has a pretty good (virtually flawless?) success rate on this forum. If you can get the temperature correct when you hand over your sample, you are good to go.

Check your local headshops, most sell some sort of synthetic urine. I got mine online by googling it and comparing the different prices/shipment methods.

I bought two kits of QF, a child's temp strip (a flat thermometer) and a 3oz empty plastic bottle at Walgreens. (I was worried about them asking for more than 2oz, but he only asked for about 1.5oz - (which may not be typical if you read all the posts around here) I practiced with water and got it down to a science. I nuked it for about 8 seconds and checked the temp (it was about 100 degrees) I was able to place it where the guys can't *wink* and it kept its temperature for hours. I can't believe how much I stressed about this test and it was sooooo simple. I think if I had it all over to do, I would probably just use the original QF bottle instead of the 3oz one, and it has a built in test strip.

Is your test in a lab?

[babakhaan]

start running and sweating like a monkey in a swimming pool

SWEAT SWEAT SWEAT until the last moment ... drink water ..cranberry juice and lots of it...

lots of fruits watever u an grab apple oranges ... have fruit for dinner lunch .. and do have some non fatty food to stsay healthy and alive.


go to gnc get the thing duno wat its called follow instruction .. u shld be fine ..

hope u have an active metabolisim ..... but if not this should help out .. u have 4 5 days shld be fine i belive

[suzieque]

do NOT exercise in the last days before the test - be a couch potato and ADD fat.... burning fat would only release more THC in the system.

[Iguana]

start running and sweating like a monkey in a swimming pool

SWEAT SWEAT SWEAT until the last moment ... drink water ..cranberry juice and lots of it...

lots of fruits watever u an grab apple oranges ... have fruit for dinner lunch .. and do have some non fatty food to stsay healthy and alive.


go to gnc get the thing duno wat its called follow instruction .. u shld be fine ..

hope u have an active metabolisim ..... but if not this should help out .. u have 4 5 days shld be fine i belive

Pretty much bad advice all the way through. Substitute if you can, dilute if you have no other option. Read the stickies at the beginning of this forum and follow the one exactly that pertains to the way you choose. Good luck.

[killerweed420]

Yeah if you're smoking everyday I would definitely sub.
Synthetic Urine is 100% effective and easy to do.

[HERBistheWORD]

gotta agree with rest use synthetic urine it can be used on male or female it runs around 50 or so most local headshops carry some sort synthetic urine the kind i bought was gonumber1 and it was enough for 2 tests and had a shelf life of a year so it should cover random DTs if interested go to gonumber1.com or call your local head shop

[Immolation]

Is there any place to look up Drug testing Laws for a Particular State? or is there just Federal Law? I have never seen a Thread on Drug Testing Laws on any Website.

[Burnt Toast]

Try this site
U.S. Map for State/Territory Laws (http://www.dol.gov/asp/programs/drugs/said/StateLaws.asp)

Bear in mind that most states follow the Federal model in order to minimize mistakes.

[Immolation]

Thanks Burnt Toast. I had someone once tell me the company has to give 30 days notice to test unless it was Accident Related and would like to find out if this is true and what the Laws are.