guinea pig gets tested by big corp certo and the 'fiber overload

[droor24]

premise:

stoner aged 24, barney, tested for large corp. barney will get lots more money if he passes. methodoly to pass drug test next...

substitution, dilution, certo (yes in 3 categories)

subsitution is the most certified, no, not certofied, but i will have "post-offer physical examination, breath alcohol test, drug screen, and criminal back ground check" likely in that order.

note--> physical = me naked, then drug test.

subsitution will be used, until i am told to take off clothes at which point this method is no longer an option. (if you can't follow you are lower iq, not just stoner-iq.)

dilution is great. i have 2 days. but i researched certo, as i work at a health foods store, i learned.

certo- as fiber pushes through food but 'distracting digestive tissues' and could also coat the interior walls clear to the bladder, but worse case, causing bladder stones-

note. i looked up the serving size of two certo packs on another pectin seller, and its over 1000 servings, soo... a fiber overload will do a number of digestive maricles.

or take metamucil, whatever, lots of fucking fiber, no?'

direutic... what makes me pee? coffee...

[bigjohnson688]

well barney one of two thangs can happen...barney gets more money for passing or barney can prove to his employers that he is a retard for failing the shit in the first place..but one question.is barney testing for his current employer.or a new employer..but either way it gose i wish you luck.cause i am waiting to find out if i am that retarded dude 2...

BIG

[bigjohnson688]

o and also i have had physical's befor and most likely if it is a small time place than yes you will have to piss in front of the doc..but if it's a bigger place than most likely the doc has more patints/better shit to do than watch you piss