GOT PISSED TESTED.. WHAT DO U THINK?

[CONRAD]

went to drug counseling..had to guive a speach to others y marijuana is bad... i was really bullshiting...but anywayz after my big speach the counselor asked me when was tha last time i used...my answer as alwayz...last year april..so he asked me if i could do a urnalist..im thinking to myself.."fuck" if i dont do it my probation officer knows..and plus they'll kick me out again...so i said sure. BUT i was partially prepared...i was drinking mad water today...like 6 16oz bottels of water..did the asprin thing like in the dilution sticky..but probally i didnt follow it all that well..anywayz, i drunk half of the 32 oz strip formula..and the day befor i drunk alot of 100% cranberry juice "no sugar added" about 3/4th's of the bottle and the day before that , i drunk 1 gallon water and the day before that i drunk half a gallon water..damn i get off the point when im smoking... :rasta: but anywayz i pissed the first time..got scared and threw it in the toilet..then i tried turning on the faucet to just give them water and the temp gage went back to blank..i was like of "fuck" and that was all da urine in my kidney's it felt like..so i drunk 4 more bottles of the 16 oz bottle of water i urinated like a drop...took it to the counselor he said it wasnt enough..and it dont look like urine... so i was like " you can taste it if you want!, it real urine" so he said i needed more..so i asked him if he wanted me to throw it out he said "yes" so im like fine...went outside smoked a cigg...went back in forced me self to piss in the cup.. then came outside to the front desk lady and put the bottle on her desk..counselor came out asking if it registered.. and she was like "yea" i looked at the piss and it was mostly clear with a faint faint tint..or it was probally the light in the bathroom...but anywayz...you guys think i passed?? :rasta:

[CONRAD]

ohh and when i got home i start see like black dot's and start throwing up mad water..so i dont kno if i drunk too much or not enough to dilute my urine

[slantedeyes]

You probably failed most definately with your prior smoking habits. I'm almost positive. That's my opinion.

[killerweed420]

If they just do the strip test on it you'll probably be fine. But if the test for creatine and ph you'll probably be screwed. Next time if your not observed keep some QF handy.

[Bud2Kind]

damn dude..stay positive(no pun) but that was a pretty funny story

[Storm Crow]

I think you may have dodged the bullet...but not the one you think!

"i start see like black dot's and start throwing up mad water.."

Child, you can KILL YOURSELF by drinking too much water! Read this!

Sacramento Woman Dies Of Water Intoxication After Radio Station Drinking Contest ââ?¬â?? Complained of Headache And Died Hours Later | Best Syndication (http://www.bestsyndication.com/?q=011507_water_intoxication.htm)

You can throw off the electrolyte balance in your blood and give yourself a heart attack. So whether or not you pass the drug test, count yourself as darn lucky!

- Granny

[CONRAD]

I WENT IN TODAY SUB'ED THE PISS FOR P.O AND THEN WENT TO CLASS...I ASKED HOW MY TEST WAS AND DA LADY SAID IT CAME UP DILUTED AND THAT I HAVE TO TAKE ANOTHER ONE AND WILL BE CHARGED AGAIN FOR IT...AND I JUSS GOT DONT BLAZEING RYT B4 I GOT THEIR...SO IM LIKE..I FORGOT MY MONEY AT HOME BLA BLA LET ME RUN AND GO GET IT ..ILL BRB...LEFT NEVER CAME BACK PUT THE MONEY IN GAS..MY PROBATION SHOULD EXPIRE B4 MY P.O FINDS OUT THE NEWS..THANKS EVERYBODY FOR UR INPUT IT WAS VERY HELPFULL...I WAS SOO BUSY DOING MY OWN SHYT ABOUT TO BLAZE..BUT I DIDNT WANT TO KEEP PUTTING U GUY'S OFF BECUASE WHAT HELPED ME COULD HELP YOU AND SEE'ING THAT MOST PPL DONT RE-POST AFTER THEY GET ADVICE AND TAKE THEIR TEST AND THATS KINDA SHITTY..ANYWAYZ IM GOING TO GO BLAZE ~~ONE~~ :rastasmoke:

[CONRAD]

DODGED THE BULLET...I THOUGHT SO TOO I WAS SO CLOSE TO CALLING AN AMBULANCE IT FELT LIKE I COULDNT BREATHE :wtf: