Don't wanna go back to jail . . . please help!!

[CONRAD]

sup ppl...just got out da penn...and started smokin again...still on probation...and after i get off the marijuana probation im on another one...but untill the 21st im still gettin randomly drug tested...no promb..!! i just subsitute my friends piss for the probation test witch has no temp. gage on it...so no worries about the urine loosing its temp..but now..i have drug counseling classes and they want me to piss to...last time i refused and walked out..so they said refusal to take the test is a positive..i didnt care too much what they said cause they had not retrieved a urine sample...ive been smokin heavy since i got out witch was in april....probally an ounce a week and i juss stop smokin sunday cause i have classes this thursday..im drinkin mad water, 1/2 A gallon yesterday..and im going to drink 1 gallon everyday includeing thursday, the day i go to class..i dont kno when they will piss me...but im takin no chances...i have the strip formula also and dont want to waste it by drinking it and not having to piss.umm i got an ounce of really good shyt it looks like its mixed with purple haze and i really wanna try it...but i dont want to fuck up..u think if smoke a blunt...juss 1 :rastasmoke: and still drink my water and drink the strip ill pass? NEED ADVICE!! AND IM GOING TO PUT ON MAD SWEATERS TO TRY AND SWEAT EVENTHO IS FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE

[spazzoid06]

nah dude it sucks but you gotta stop smoking , but try getting cranberry juice or making alot of green tea and drink all day cuz they have antioxidants n shit

[CONRAD]

SHOULD I STOP DRINKING WATER AND GO ON TO CRANBERRY OR GREEN TEA?

[killerweed420]

Me personally would rather make sure I test clean,don't violate parole and get sent back into the poundmeintheass prison. If you are observed the only safe course is to stop smoking.

[rebgirl420]

What in the hell did I click in too.

This thread is ridiculous.

[chalka]

just wait my man, its not worth chancing it, especially with probation. hit the test clean, then blaze it up.

[birdgirl73]

This thread IS ridiculous.

Seriously, where are your priorities? On weed or on freedom?

For most reasonable, thinking people, the answer is easy.

[jeffman]

Bye, You must like it there and You deserve to go back. You sir give responsible smokers a bad name...:smokin:...:stoned:

[slantedeyes]

Amen

[TheChameleon]

You should be able to piss and smoke at the same time.

[CONRAD]

i didnt come here to be criticized..yeah i know i made a mistake by smokin up soo much so early..if its alwayz around you...its kinda hard to just say "no" too, becuase it makes me feel good when i feel bad!!..but i did over do it..<admits> i have like 15 more days on probation until i stop getting drug tested and im sure ill atleast be tested twice withing these next 15 days..most likely tommorow at class and b4 i get off with my probation offic. i am drinking mad water..about to go buy some cranberry and drink that too..i dont care if the test results come up dilute i juss need to buy sometime..i heard from 1 friend that waterloading will not dilute ur urine it will still come up positive?? nuff respect to those who helped!! chalka..killerweed..spazzoid..thanks..OHH AND TO THOSE WHO FELT THE NEED TO CRITICIZE AND TELL ME HOW WRONG AND IRRESPONSIBLE I AM INSTEAD OF POSTING A HELPFULL REPLY :S4: <===== FOR YOU!!

[stinkyattic]

That's true, but take the advice for the future. If you have a hard time saying no to something, don't put yourself in places where it is a temptation until you are free to enjoy it without fear of imprisonment. Just as an alcoholic knows not to go to a bar, avoid pot parties until you are off the whiz quiz.
Read all the stickies in here very carefully. There is a lot of good advice.

[killerweed420]

I'm not telling you how wrong or irresponsible you are I just think you should loook at the repercussions if you fail the drug test. The only safe way to pass is to sub, but if you're observed your screwed,if you get caught subbing you're screwed. If you're not observed it might be worth the risk. Me I don't like jail. Been there a couple times years ago for being stupid.

[jeffman]

i didnt come here to be criticized..yeah i know i made a mistake by smokin up soo much so early..if its alwayz around you...its kinda hard to just say "no" too, becuase it makes me feel good when i feel bad!!..but i did over do it..<admits> i have like 15 more days on probation until i stop getting drug tested and im sure ill atleast be tested twice withing these next 15 days..most likely tommorow at class and b4 i get off with my probation offic. i am drinking mad water..about to go buy some cranberry and drink that too..i dont care if the test results come up dilute i juss need to buy sometime..i heard from 1 friend that waterloading will not dilute ur urine it will still come up positive?? nuff respect to those who helped!! chalka..killerweed..spazzoid..thanks..OHH AND TO THOSE WHO FELT THE NEED TO CRITICIZE AND TELL ME HOW WRONG AND IRRESPONSIBLE I AM INSTEAD OF POSTING A HELPFULL REPLY :S4: <===== FOR YOU!!

Most here are responsible users who try to help but this is just stupidly. We put You down because who is lucky enough to get out of the joint and the only thing they have to do is stay clean and have a couple drug tests.

I accept Your finger and throw You the whole stiff arm. I'm glad Your getting it all out of Your system here because if You go back to the can and start throwing fingers they will carry You out in a bag.

You might think of taking a few basic spelling classes while Your back there. Good Luck to You...

[smok3y]

There no chance you'll pass a piss test.. You have been smokin a ounce a week since april, and your expecting to be clean with inn a week.. soory dude but thats just not gonna happen.. Your gonna atlest need a few months...

Pretty daft to be smokin when ur gettin tested all the time.. Do you want to go back to the penn and toss some salad? Cause thats ware you will be going.. Sorry dude but im not tryin to be a ass, but this is called reality... Your own fault for fuckin up man...

Good luck to you...

:jointsmile:

[stinkyattic]

Okay I think we are finished with this one. I hope he will be smarter in the future, and I agree that poor choices were made, but someone is going to be having a heart-to-heart with his probation officer soon... dude. BEG to be sent to rehab.
But I think it's time to let the shit-pot settle on this one...
CLOSED.