maxsuperdanks
05-14-2008, 05:02 AM
So our protagonist finds himself home after an arduous day at work. Sitting down with one of his two bongs, (which have reached legendary status by the peers of our hero) he contemplates on how he can get the fastest delivery of a bowls worth of THC, while providing the smoothest hit possible.
Then it hit him! He remembered he'd heard of a way of removing chlorophyll and other harsh burning chemicals in weed out of buds to hasten the curing and drying process. It was a technique known as "water curing" in which buds would sit sealed jars of warm water, in the dark, in a warm spot. The chlorophyll is water soluble, but THC isn't, thus preserving the potency of the buds, but curing them in a matter of 7 days!
It was just by chance he'd remembered this, but looking at his bong he realized the main chamber of The Elimination Chamber of Shaolin had an ice catcher. He then pondered as he looked at the ash catcher, which also contained water, just like his bong...
Remembering the old technique of removing the harsh contents of the weed, he thought "why couldn't it work with the smoke itself???". So he took the ash catcher, and threw it in the microwave (he's a ballsy guy, damning the possibility of breaking the glass piece in the microwave all to hell) until the water boiled over, to which he exclaimed "FUCK" and shook his fist vigorously. He then re filled the ash catcher and just got the water very very hot. He then placed his glass screen in the ash catcher, put ice in the main chamber of the bong and history was made. In one rip .25 g's of weed and a top layer of kief 1/16th of an inch deep and .66 inches wide had been demolished. The hero leaned back and blew out the hit forming a thick haze throughout the room, and he was right, it was smooth.:stoned:
Then it hit him! He remembered he'd heard of a way of removing chlorophyll and other harsh burning chemicals in weed out of buds to hasten the curing and drying process. It was a technique known as "water curing" in which buds would sit sealed jars of warm water, in the dark, in a warm spot. The chlorophyll is water soluble, but THC isn't, thus preserving the potency of the buds, but curing them in a matter of 7 days!
It was just by chance he'd remembered this, but looking at his bong he realized the main chamber of The Elimination Chamber of Shaolin had an ice catcher. He then pondered as he looked at the ash catcher, which also contained water, just like his bong...
Remembering the old technique of removing the harsh contents of the weed, he thought "why couldn't it work with the smoke itself???". So he took the ash catcher, and threw it in the microwave (he's a ballsy guy, damning the possibility of breaking the glass piece in the microwave all to hell) until the water boiled over, to which he exclaimed "FUCK" and shook his fist vigorously. He then re filled the ash catcher and just got the water very very hot. He then placed his glass screen in the ash catcher, put ice in the main chamber of the bong and history was made. In one rip .25 g's of weed and a top layer of kief 1/16th of an inch deep and .66 inches wide had been demolished. The hero leaned back and blew out the hit forming a thick haze throughout the room, and he was right, it was smooth.:stoned: