Probation Drug Testing

[KK5]

I haven't smoked for about a month now thinking I would only have to quit for 3 months, but I found out recently that it is now going to be 6-9 months before I can smoke again! This is just not going to work...so if anyone has any success stories on how they passed a UA on PROBATION not for a job cause that shits easy, please let me know. Thanks.

[Deige]

There is no fool proof way to pass on probation because you may or may not be observed. Substitution will be your best bet if you want to keep smoking. If not and you know when you will be tested then read up on the dilution sticky. My advice to you would be to abstain and keep yourself out of jail. But its your life and if you want to screw it up then by all means have fun.:thumbsup:

[Markass]

I haven't smoked for about a month now thinking I would only have to quit for 3 months, but I found out recently that it is now going to be 6-9 months before I can smoke again! This is just not going to work...so if anyone has any success stories on how they passed a UA on PROBATION not for a job cause that shits easy, please let me know. Thanks.

Success story...I quit smoking..? And smoke very rarely if any...

And just put up with not being able to smoke...because it's a lot better not smoking and leading my life in the world than not smoking and being in a jail cell..

[WeedFanaticMan]

well, if the test they give u is the one where they dip some test strip in your piss right there in front of you then, yah, those are a lot easier to pass. i've passed my test for probation the last two times using the dilution method. last time i only quit smoking for 3 days. the time before that, like, 9 days. however, i'm very skinny, 5'7", 125ish, fairly fast metabolism. i'm guessing that helps me pass too. if u really wanna risk it, the dilution method works, but it's no guarantee. i gotta go see my p/o today and i been smokin dank all month, quit a few days ago, so i'm relying on the dilution method again.

my real suggestion is just quit smoking (perhaps i should take my own advice, lol) but the dilution method has worked for me so far. so there's a success story.

[Mr.NiceGuy11]

I'm on probation and have DT's every 3 weeks. I Usually give myself at least 2 weeks of not smoking and then use the dilution method. However I have smoked for 2 weeks straight and only given myself 7 days to get clean. I used the dilution method and passed. Be CAREFUL you dont drink to much water on the day of the test because it will come up diluted and you will have to re-test. I am 180lbs and about 6'1. Also when i am getting clean i eat high in fiber and work out almost everyday. If you really want to smoke then, just be cautious. I have a DT tmw and gave myself 13 days minus one hit 10 days ago. But i diluted yesterday and my home test came up neg. Make sure you go on ebay or drugteststrips.com and get some test strips to test yourself.

[Mississippi Steve]

Its your choice... do you wanna smoke?? or do you wanna take a chance on going to jail?? Its your life, and you can do what you want. Hmmm lets see.... jail?? smoke?? jail?? smoke?? jail?? smoke?? I dunno... it seems like a no brainer to me, but I am only 52 and have never been to jail because I have the self control to stop smoking when it was needed.

[thatubbyducky]

STOP! Find another drug. Most drugs leave your system in a few days. Get some acid, they can't test for acid. Just stay away from the ganja.

9 months might seem like a while but it will pass, and you'll be able to come back strong:rasta:

Substitution can be very sketchy. I don't know what your on probation for, but the last thing you want is to take a misdimenor offence and add a felony tampering charge to it (trust me, that's my position). My advice... ABSTAIN.