A little help please!

[The Colonel]

Ok, so I have a drug test for a new job that I REALLY need, but I've been smoking a few times a week for many years now. My brother just moved in with me and isnt a smoker, so its no problem to get some clean piss. The test isnt untill the 19th of May, but I was wondering if I should bank on the substitution, dilute it, or just up my daily excercise and pray for the best. Im about 6' 2'' and 175 pounds. ANY HELP IS APPRECIATED.

[Deige]

If you have access to clean piss then I would substitute. A small travel shampoo bottle (need at least 2oz), a hand warmer, and a thermometer and you should be good to go.

[The Colonel]

If you have access to clean piss then I would substitute. A small travel shampoo bottle (need at least 2oz), a hand warmer, and a thermometer and you should be good to go.

Is the hand warmer neccessary?
Is there a time limit on storing the piss?

[Deige]

I wouldn't store it more than 6 hours, urine begins to go bad after 8 hours. If you can collect the sample an hour or two before you go it would be best. The hand warmer will keep the temperature at around 100 degrees for 5-6 hours. The acceptable temperature range is between 90-100 degrees. I would try to get it around 96- 98 if you can so you don't look suspicious.

[thatotherkid]

hey can you buy one of those detox drinks?
they run from $40-$80

[GreenZero]

Those don't really work yo'.

Substitution is the best way to go.

I'd just go with your brother's secretions.

Handwarmers def work. Test it out a little so you can get the temp right.

Those heating bandages from ace always work for me.

[Deige]

hey can you buy one of those detox drinks?
they run from $40-$80

It would be more feasible to set yourself on fire..:wtf: Substitute and be 100% sure your going to pass.

[DankATX512]

Look the day before u have to take the drug test go buy a home drug test it will run u less than 20 dollars if you pass, take the test on ur own, if u fail, subsitute. Im pretty much in the same boat I'm 6'1 about 175 and have a drug test coming up.

[The Colonel]

Look the day before u have to take the drug test go buy a home drug test it will run u less than 20 dollars if you pass, take the test on ur own, if u fail, subsitute. Im pretty much in the same boat I'm 6'1 about 175 and have a drug test coming up.

Well you see, the thing is that I havent stopped smoking, hell Im high right now, and my test is in 10 days. No use in blowing 20 bucks on a home test I know Im going to fail. Im just gonna go with the substitution.
Thanks for the help everyone.

[BunnywhoSmokes]

hey can you buy one of those detox drinks?
they run from $40-$80
9 outta 10 times you'll fail the drug test. I would go with with your brother's/roommate's urine.

[The Colonel]

I would like to let you guys know... It didnt go as planned. I had 2 4oz bottles of my brothers urine (clean BTW) in what many would call the gooch, and when i went into the B-room i emptied both of them into the cup and brought them out to the Doc. She called a superviser over and told me, this uring has no temp.... She then told me to drink some water, said I couldnt leave the building, and said when i go the next time I would have to be observed. My piss is extremely dirty so I just walked out of the fucking place and went home. I just got a job offer which will allow me to make more money than this previous job offer, which i fucked up badly on the urinalisis, and they dont bother with drug tests. Thank for all you're help guys, but I dont think I could work in an environment where they monitor what i put in my own fucking body. Keep Toking, BUT STAY SMART.:rastasmoke:

[bullitt]

You should have used handwarmers, Deige gave you some solid advice, if you had followed it, you would have passed.

Good luck on your new job.