need help info with sub

[robert910]

I have to go take a urine test monday.

I have a sub going with me.

Here is my current plan....

Get him to pee in a non lubricated condom.

Tuck in under my balls and go into the clinic immediately.

I know other people who have went here and the wait times are anywhere from 10 min to an hour.

My only worry is the temperature.

How can I make sure it is 90-98 degrees?

They do not watch you piss at this clinic.

It will be 12 days since I smoked when I take this test.

I was planning on taking q carbo in case the temperature is not right.

Any suggestions are appreciated

[henrypj]

after 8 days it wont show up on the test.

[RIP ODB]

that's not true, is it? I heard (correct me if I'm wrong) that it can stay in your system for a few weeks, especially if you're a regular smoker.

[ludacris420]

that's not true, is it? I heard (correct me if I'm wrong) that it can stay in your system for a few weeks, especially if you're a regular smoker.
I heard the same but there are easier things to do like go out to a nutriton center like GNC and buy a drink that will clean you out. My friend smokes all day everyday and he pissed clean after drinking that shit.

[IthoughtIknewitall]

I think the only way weed can stay in your system for four weeks is if you are several 100 pounds overweight. Live your life on the vegetative state on the couch everyday. And smoke all the time. That is only my opinion though.

[robert910]

Well, since I was able to drive to the test site myself, I used a friends urine.
Here is how I did it.

I took my friend with me, he pissed in a non lubricated comdom in my truck in the parking lot of the test site. (fill it 3/4 the way).

Immediately tie the end off like a balloon.

Tie it near the end, you will see why later.

Imeadiately put the condom in your pants.

I put it under my balls. I also wore a pair of tight underwear and another pair of underwear and a pair of sweat pants under my pants.

I did this because the urine must be between 90-98 degrees after you give them the sample.

I did a test run the day before, but the rubber stretches when you sit well.

I had to wait an hour from the time I signed in unitl the time I was called back.

Most tests are unsupervised. I went into the bathroom, locked the door.

I then held the condom so the piss goes towards the knot side.

Then take the end of the condom where the tip normally is (these non lubricated ones from trojan did not have tips).
Take and twist the end around 2-3 times and bite a little off the end to make a drain hole.

Another option is to carry in a safety pin or paperclip and poke a hole in it.

Just empty the condom in the cup. I emptied mine while I was pissing just in case the lady was listening outside the door and heard a "pouring" sound.

The urine still passed the temperature test even though I had to wait an hour!!!

I thank my 2 pair of underwear and pair of my pants for retaining the heat.

My friend has not smoked in 11 months, so I know I passed.

By the way I also drank a bottle of Q carbo from GNC 2 hours before the test in case I failed the temperature test and they made me give another sample.

I have had friends pass constantly with this stuff, but I am a worry wort.
I recommend the substitute urine from a clean friend. This way if you pass the temperature test, you do not have to lose sleep while you wait for the results.

Fuck you drug test!!!!

[robert910]

I forgot to mention that trojans non lubricated condoms have a light coating of talc powder.

After taking it out of the package, I rinsed the condom inside and out to remove any traces of the talc.

Then I patted it dry with a paper towell.

I don't think they test for talc, but I did not want to take that chance.

If traces do appear, I will just say I banged my old lady the night before, hence the talc.

[Kid Dynamite]

traces of cannabis stay in your blood for upto 6 weeks