The Whizzinator Put My Ass In Jail

[thatubbyducky]

very long story made short I went to jail for 8 days after violating my bond conditions while on pre-trial. I went to court because my testing place caught me twice (not once) using a Whizz. Well they didn't really catch me, but on both accasions my pee cup failed to have a temperature! so they called it tampering. I was so fucking pissed. I couldn't believe my stupidity but I didn't know what the hell I had done wrong. Both times the temperature strip on my Whizz read at 98degrees right before I went into the place. I thought after the first time it was just a fluke, but after the econd time I just started second guessing everything...

I used this same Whizz while on probation a year earlier many times. Before I failed my test I washed my Whizz (with the strip still on it). Anyone if washing it is bad? Is it possible the tempereature strip went bad? does anyone know if they go bad? Has anyone had an expereience like mine?

I bought a new Whizz and I'm pretty damn scared to use it. I think i'm gunna buy like ten of those temperature strips and make sure the temp is right. OHH! can you put a normal thermometer in liquid (like urine)? any suggestions?

[rebgirl420]

Well, a good suggestion would be to maybe quit for a while until your out of all of this nonsense.

No one wants to do it but really it's the only 100% way of coming up clean every time. 30 days on non smoking is definately worth your future freedom. Look at the long term not the short term.

[oLiLlY]

Well put rebgirl420.
Arent those about 150 dollars per whizz.....

[BunnywhoSmokes]

I heard you have to wash it with water ONLY on those things. Anything else can tamper with the urine sample. But I would recommend the old fashion way of being clean; sucks--I know.

[killerweed420]

Pickup one of the cheap digital thermometers. You can get them for less than $10. Untill I got proficient with the QF I used to stick one in my sock so I could check the temp in the cup.

[thatubbyducky]

Well, a good suggestion would be to maybe quit for a while until your out of all of this nonsense.No one wants to do it but really it's the only 100% way of coming up clean every time. 30 days on non smoking is definately worth your future freedom. Look at the long term not the short term.

Okay, I hate when people try to tell you something when they never been there or don't even know what there talkin about. whats with the 30 days? do you know what your saying? I've been clean for 5 months. I think I got your message: Abstain and just get through this, but I don't respect your opinion anymore.


Pickup one of the cheap digital thermometers. You can get them for less than $10. Untill I got proficient with the QF I used to stick one in my sock so I could check the temp in the cup.

Ok a digital thermometer, easy enough. You lost me when you started talking about sticking shiit in your sock....... ohhh so your saying you weren't watched and you would check the temp after you let out the QF? you confused me man... I am watched. How do you just use the quickfix without a Whizz, another situation where you arn't watched? thanks for the reply tho


I heard you have to wash it with water ONLY on those things. Anything else can tamper with the urine sample. But I would recommend the old fashion way of being clean; sucks--I know.

tamper with the urine sample but would that mess with the temperature strip?
I'm just trying to figure out why I had to do my stint in jail
I hear what your saying about bein clean tho...

[Deige]

Ok first off don't be rude to Rebgirl420, she is a very nice person and doesn't need to hear your negativity. Second these people are trying to help you so maybe you should take their advice. You put yourself in the situation that your in so don't criticize... Listen. A little common courtesy goes along ways around here.:thumbsup:

[jeffman]

Ok first off don't be rude to Rebgirl420, she is a very nice person and doesn't need to hear your negativity. Second these people are trying to help you so maybe you should take their advice. You put yourself in the situation that your in so don't criticize... Listen. A little common courtesy goes along ways around here.:thumbsup:

:mad:....:mad:....WHAT HE SAID!!!!

[Telesong]

[quote=thatubbyducky]Okay, I hate when people try to tell you something when they never been there or don't even know what there talkin about. whats with the 30 days? do you know what your saying? I've been clean for 5 months. I think I got your message: Abstain and just get through this, but I don't respect your opinion anymore.


OK dude, straight up, you are an idiot for even tryin to pass the second time with the wizz. Why would you not just quit. Oh and don't say I haven't been there, im goin on my eight month of probation with drug tests.

[thatubbyducky]

I'm 19. This is my fourth DUI. I've been in jail three times. Shits happened to me there that I can't even tell my family. So guess what dude, You havn't been there. okay? YOU HAVN'T BEEN THERE! damn. you think you've got it all figured out don't you? think you know me, huh? how old are you?.. FUCK

I apologize to Rebgirl n the rest of you guys. I've become a pretty insane guy. Noone can fucking understand a guy at my age, in my situation. I'm just a kid who's been forced to become a man and I'm PISSED off about the shithole that's become my life. I'm in a fragile fucking state of mind and sometimes i just flip. sorry

[thatubbyducky]

WOW 8 MONTHS DUDE. YOUR THE MAN. PLEASE LET ME COME WARSHIP THE EARTH YOU WALK ON!

[Deige]

Thats understandable dude... I have gone through some rough stages in my life as well. As far as jail time goes no.. I haven't been but I have been down and out. Your main focus from here on out should be to get your life on the right track. You started at an early age but you still have a lot of life left. Make the most of it and don't let anyone hold you down. Being pissed off at the world will not solve your problems and will only hold you back. I wouldn't preach if i didn't know from experience... setting goals and being positive will take you a long way in this world.

[rebgirl420]

I'm 19. This is my fourth DUI. I've been in jail three times. Shits happened to me there that I can't even tell my family. So guess what dude, You havn't been there. okay? YOU HAVN'T BEEN THERE! damn. you think you've got it all figured out don't you? think you know me, huh? how old are you?.. FUCK

I apologize to Rebgirl n the rest of you guys. I've become a pretty insane guy. Noone can fucking understand a guy at my age, in my situation. I'm just a kid who's been forced to become a man and I'm PISSED off about the shithole that's become my life. I'm in a fragile fucking state of mind and sometimes i just flip. sorry

Big fucking deal. You don't know what I've been through. I have cancer, my Dad just died on April 19th, and I have bi-polar.

I will be damned if some freaking NOOB is going to cop a fucking attitude like that to me.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Ok this is going to end now TTD. If you failed two tests for temp but the strip said you were good, check it with a thermometer whether digital or analog. If you use it right the fact you're dipping it into urine shouldn't contaminate it.

Now once you find out if the strip is right, wait until you're off probation. The whizzinator didn't put your ass in jail, you did that.

[stinkyattic]

I went to court because my testing place caught me twice (not once) using a Whizz.

I'm 19. This is my fourth DUI.
A wise man, possibly being a wise ass at the time, once defined insanity as the repetition of the same action with the expectation of a different result.
19 years old and 4 DUIs? I think you need to change your action if you want a new result.