LabCorp procedures and SEX

[teamfdn]

I have to provide a sample for a LabCorp screen. It is going to be conducted at one of thos employment agencies. It is called "Express Personnel"
Anyway, I have a convenient donor for subbing. My girlfriend. She has never even touched pot. So, I guess what I need to know is:
Can a man substitue a womans urine? She's not pregnant or anything goofy or out of the norm.
And, from personal experience, can anyone say whether or not this kind of screening is supervised?
Also, if I crotch the sample and have a heating pad (hand warmers) strapped to it, and it goes above 100 degrees fahrenheit, will that fux0r it up or can I cool it down and have it still be good?

[slantedeyes]

The urine tests do not check for gender, but make sure your girlfriend is clean. You can cool it down but make sure the temp is between 90-100 degrees. Should just go with the quick fix and all your worries will be over.

[teamfdn]

she's 100% clean.
she suspects that she might have caught a "contact buzz" back in college. rofl.:thumbsup:
which was several years ago.
and also, for anyone who might be wondering the same thing about the test being supervised...
it turns out i have a contact working in that office.
straight from her mouth:
"yeah, they'll supervise you...if you're stupid enough to let them."
done deal.
i'll post my glorious victory tomorrow.

[Burnt Toast]

The urine tests do not check for gender, but make sure your girlfriend is clean.


Just to add a bit to Slantedeyes post, also make sure your GF hasnt ingest a large amount of fluids prior to giving you her sample, to avoid a possible "diluted" result and subsequent re-test.

[teamfdn]

good call.
but like i said, she has no reason to dillute.
i'll send her to the bathroom with the little travel bottle i got from target for .50 (w00t!) first thing in the morning, since it's an AM test.:thumbsup: