I fucking got caught.

[kyle]

Dude last night my mom went through my backpack,jacket and dresser when I was taking a shower, and now I'm grounded and can't see my friends, she took my money and my shit. I'm gonna fucking kill the stupid bitch, I fucking hate her, she called me everything but my name
Shes such a stupid fucking whore.

[Hektik]

i take it she found ur smoke? or else she just ripped off ur money and grounded you, shitty :(

[ermitonto]

What kind of mother is that, rummaging through your shit with no respect for your privacy? And she stole your money too...I would find some way to steal it back, even if it takes stealing a couple bucks at a time for a couple months. Keep toking man, only you are in charge of your life and your body.

[sawleaf]

Sorry to hear that. But your mother is the boss until you are 18 and out of her house. So for now, tough shit.

[GHoSToKeR]

I gotta agree.. there's nothing you can do, unless you find a time to chat to her privately and explain to her the positive side of cannabis, and how the 'negative' side of cannabis is mainly bullshit propaganda dreamt up by the fat twats in government and the War On Drugs.. or you could just wait til she forgets about it, then get really high

[Nullific]

Shes probably smokin it right now...

[LilRedDevil]

Shes probably smokin it right now...

:D Hahahahaha! ;)

[Darkneon420]

Ghostoker said it!

[Likes to build bongs]

dude, make her some pot cookies or brownies. Give them to her and wait a few hours. Then tell her that she just ate pot. I know that sounds real stupid right now, but that's the best idea I got right now.

[Nullific]

Yah I mean you're already in trouble...why not drug her?

[lateralus]

ROFL

[stoner4life]

how old are u man? Im 16 and a smoker. I've never been caught though. My parents have suspisions, but never proven anything. I've even offered to take drug tests just so they would beleive me (praying they wouldnt actually give me one) they never did though. But a friend of mine got caught he blames it on me. He used to hide his shit under his pillow. I was like dude they are eventually going to find that you should find a good spot for that. The day he moves it to under his dresser, they find it.

[lateralus]

Do you smoke in your house?

[ermitonto]

Yes, for all you unfortunate enough to still live with your parents, FIND A GOOD HIDING SPOT and keep everything in one central location. Find a container you can lock up with a key you keep on yourself at all times, and hide this container in a location where nobody rummaging through your room will find it. You know your room better than anybody, there must be some place only you will be able to get to. Under the floorboards, in the walls if possible, inside a hollowed-out uninteresting book, pretty much anywhere that nobody would think to look.

Second rule of stealth is stealthy smoking. Always smoke out an open window, winter or summer, and make sure to towel up the door. If necessary, cover up the smoke detector. Lock your door if possible, otherwise restrict your smoking to times where it is extremely unlikely anyone will want to open your door.

[SumSkater540]

a good place to keep shit is inside your computer case...cuz whos gonna come take ur computer apart. It might take alittle more time to get to your stuff but its a pretty safe place that no one wud ever look.

[robert42]

dam she sounds like a nazi lol

[Torog]

a good place to keep shit is inside your computer case...cuz whos gonna come take ur computer apart. It might take alittle more time to get to your stuff but its a pretty safe place that no one wud ever look.Howdy Sum,

Pretty good idea,as long as you keep it away from the hot parts,heat degrades thc.

I tell you what tho-If I found out my kid talked about his mother,the way kyle did,I'd whup his ass up one side of the street-and down the other:mad: ..there ain't no call for that kind of talk about one's own mother..she had to carry his rotten behind for nine months..and brought him into this world.

Have a good one...

[Nullific]

In all fairness nobody ever really asked to be born. Oh you went through nine months of hell with me inside of you, thats nice...did somebody say birth control?


a good place to keep shit is inside your computer case...cuz whos gonna come take ur computer apart. It might take alittle more time to get to your stuff but its a pretty safe place that no one wud ever look.
Ionno about that, thanks to the internet this spot is gaining popularity...parents are bound to stumble upon this little secret eventually and I bet the LEO already has. Lucky for me I have a couple unused PCs up in my room, one with an easy access case in which one side lifts up.
Watch the next Freevibe commercial go something like this; Kid and his friends sitting around in a room...one goes "So wheres the tree at dawg?"...kid walks over to computer, opens case and :eek: A note says "Billy, we need to talk."

[Bel Acres]

There's a closet in my basement full of unused clothes. I just hide my stash inside the pockets.

I just hope I don't have a huge bag when we finally give the clothes away.

[ermitonto]

I tell you what tho-If I found out my kid talked about his mother,the way kyle did,I'd whup his ass up one side of the street-and down the other:mad: ..there ain't no call for that kind of talk about one's own mother..she had to carry his rotten behind for nine months..and brought him into this world.

I don't know about that. I know some people with really horrible mothers. One of them for example routinely told her son that she should have had an abortion, that she only got pregnant from date rape (which turned out to be false), and when she left the family she didn't say "goodbye" or "I love you", just "don't call." I don't think she even really loved her son. There are just some people who make terrible parents and harsh language is sometimes people feel harsh language is necessary to properly express their emotions. Whether this mother is really a horrible rotten bitch or just misled by the government propaganda is to be seen, but some moms are bitches (not mine, thankfully).

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Howdy Sum,

Pretty good idea,as long as you keep it away from the hot parts,heat degrades thc.

I tell you what tho-If I found out my kid talked about his mother,the way kyle did,I'd whup his ass up one side of the street-and down the other:mad: ..there ain't no call for that kind of talk about one's own mother..she had to carry his rotten behind for nine months..and brought him into this world.

Have a good one...
I think that you dont know his mom well enough to be saying whether or not he should use those words because ive talked about my mom like that and well ppl would say the same thing but if u dont know her and not been through what they been through then you dont know, and i mean i can talk about my mom because she told me the only reason she had me was so she could keep my dad....and he sitll ended up cheating on her and leaving her.So that "she had to carry you for nine months" bs just dont work unless you know the person, i think you should wait until you no more to say something about it, anyways lets not turn this into a giant arguement so......
*LIGHTS FAT JOINT*

[Sensi Super Skunk]

a good place to keep shit is inside your computer case...cuz whos gonna come take ur computer apart. It might take alittle more time to get to your stuff but its a pretty safe place that no one wud ever look.
Damn straight!

[kyle]

Ok, I'm over being so mad I could kill her, but I'm grounded for a fucking month and she cut my funds off for like 3. So fuck...I'm going to hide my shit in the network adapter console on my ps2 from now on, and I'm going to be a lot more careful from now on. But it still sucks.

[Sensi Super Skunk]

That's fucked up man, lol. Damn, no money for three months? That's harsh.

[thcbongman]

I think that you dont know his mom well enough to be saying whether or not he should use those words because ive talked about my mom like that and well ppl would say the same thing but if u dont know her and not been through what they been through then you dont know, and i mean i can talk about my mom because she told me the only reason she had me was so she could keep my dad....and he sitll ended up cheating on her and leaving her.So that "she had to carry you for nine months" bs just dont work unless you know the person, i think you should wait until you no more to say something about it, anyways lets not turn this into a giant arguement so......
*LIGHTS FAT JOINT*

Your going to regret talking like that to your mom when your older, believe it.

[capitalism killz]

lmfao. do you live in montana? i know a kid at school, 16 named kyle who just got caught last weekend...
know what your going through though. i just got busted last night. i was still slightly high from lunch and my parents started questioning me. then they asked if i'd be willing to take a drug test to prove i was being honest about not smoking. i said "fuck ya" thinking there was no way they would do it after me sounding so confident. turns out they slapped me upside the head for my language, then pulled a drug test system out of their closet. i obviously failed miserably. they've never found my shit, but i'm under parental house arrest and they're thinking of turning me into the cops. they're talking about shipping me off to a group home soon too. fucking bastards. at least you have hope in sight that at the end of the month you won't be grounded anymore and you'll get $ in 3. my parents won't let me off untill i pass a drug test administerd everyday for 2 months. and even then they track me in their car, telling me their at work, and check in with all my "friends" (who don't toke) daily. it sucks ass.
i can't wait to get out of here.

and don't tell me off for talking shit about my parents. they most definatly deserve it in the worst way.

[ermitonto]

I think you ought to get some piss from one of your non-toking friends, man.

[capitalism killz]

nah dude. my mom makes my fucking dad watch me piss so they know i ain't cheating.

[GHoSToKeR]

your dad watches you piss????????????????????????

[IntrepidS]

What kind of mother is that, rummaging through your shit with no respect for your privacy? And she stole your money too...I would find some way to steal it back, even if it takes stealing a couple bucks at a time for a couple months. Keep toking man, only you are in charge of your life and your body.

Ditto.

[IntrepidS]

I think that you dont know his mom well enough to be saying whether or not he should use those words because ive talked about my mom like that and well ppl would say the same thing but if u dont know her and not been through what they been through then you dont know, and i mean i can talk about my mom because she told me the only reason she had me was so she could keep my dad....and he sitll ended up cheating on her and leaving her.So that "she had to carry you for nine months" bs just dont work unless you know the person, i think you should wait until you no more to say something about it, anyways lets not turn this into a giant arguement so......
*LIGHTS FAT JOINT*

Listen to the wise man.

[kyle]

That sucks bro. My parents are now searching me and my room and my clothing daily. I'm too am under parental house arrest ( A.K.A. grounded ). But I committed the crime so I have to do the time or along those lines. But man when I get the fuck out of here I'm never coming back ever. I'm not getting drug tested though, and I'm still smoking so fuck them. But the next time I get caught I'm going to private school, apparently.

[Bel Acres]

lmfao. do you live in montana? i know a kid at school, 16 named kyle who just got caught last weekend...
know what your going through though. i just got busted last night. i was still slightly high from lunch and my parents started questioning me. then they asked if i'd be willing to take a drug test to prove i was being honest about not smoking. i said "fuck ya" thinking there was no way they would do it after me sounding so confident. turns out they slapped me upside the head for my language, then pulled a drug test system out of their closet. i obviously failed miserably. they've never found my shit, but i'm under parental house arrest and they're thinking of turning me into the cops. they're talking about shipping me off to a group home soon too. fucking bastards. at least you have hope in sight that at the end of the month you won't be grounded anymore and you'll get $ in 3. my parents won't let me off untill i pass a drug test administerd everyday for 2 months. and even then they track me in their car, telling me their at work, and check in with all my "friends" (who don't toke) daily. it sucks ass.
i can't wait to get out of here.

and don't tell me off for talking shit about my parents. they most definatly deserve it in the worst way.

Maybe that's what they meant when they said drugs can ruin your life.

[kyle]

aye. I think so.

[Not Enough Herb]

that sucks

slap ur mom around till she gives ur money back

my rents dont touch my shit i dont touchn theirs thats how it goes

later

[ermitonto]

Yeah, if your dad is watching you piss that must be in violation of some law. That just ain't right.

[Nullific]

But the next time I get caught I'm going to private school, apparently.
Haha, that's great...like private schools don't have drug problems.

Tell your parents "Thanks for gettin me to quit smoking weed, now I have so much more money for crack!"

[phillykid420]

Yeah go to a judge and tell them I live under my parents roof, they thought I was smoking weed so they went through my belongings and gave me a drug test. I tested positive and now they watch me piss in a cup. I'm sure the judge will see it your way (sarcasm).

The only thing you can really do is either get a court order divorce from your parents (probably not happening) or wait till 18, then you can get a job, pay your own rent, cable, internet, phone, energy, water, food, car payments, car insurance, health insurance, dental bills, you can also cook for yourself, clean your own place etc. That will be a whole lot of fun.

Listen, if your parents hated you and didn't care about you, they'd toss you out on the streets. You're another mouth to feed, you're extra time they have to spend working to take care of you. I did get pissed when my folks caught me smoking weed, cigs, drinking etc. But deep down I always knew why they did it and I'd never go around telling folks I hate them. I lost my dad when I was 21, he passed away from a stroke. For all of those who really think they're better off without folks who care enough to make you hate them...you're wrong. Parents aren't your best friends, that's not their job. Then again, your kinda supposed to hate your folks if they are doing their job, and it's kinda your job to worry them and piss em off. Ahhh the cycle of life.

[Nullific]

In my state which doesn't have much for emancipation laws you could be considered a legal adult so long as you can 'make a living' and provide for yourself...in one case panhandling was actually considered a legit means of income.

[kyle]

Please don't tell me what I can and can't say about my parents. Freedom of Speech and I fucking hate them and thats the truth. I'm not trying to piss anyone off but I have the right to talk about whoever I want, however I want, whenever I want. And being grounded does'nt even fucking matter because I'm never allowed to do anything anyway.

[crystal clear pepsi]

KILL YOU MOM

like this girl i been watchin on court tv trail durin the day haha

[larry]

You guys are bitches.

Your mom was your boss till you were 18 sawleaf?

Ha ha ha you are a little bitch.

[Sensi Super Skunk]

KILL YOU MOM

like this girl i been watchin on court tv trail durin the day haha
LOL!

[az666]

What would happen if you kept smokin and they sent you to private school and you still kept smokin?
It sucks that you got caught...im sorry to hear it....but what can you do......


there's nothing you can do, unless you find a time to chat to her privately and explain to her the positive side of cannabis, and how the 'negative' side of cannabis is mainly bullshit propaganda dreamt up by the fat twats in government and the War On Drugs.. or you could just wait til she forgets about it, then get really high
good idea....but its quite hard to prove your point when your arguing against the government :S


Shes probably smokin it right now...
LMFAO she prolly is...lol


Your going to regret talking like that to your mom when your older, believe it.
yes you will... im only like 20 and i already know that you gotta respect the rents dude while your livin in their house..you complainin they arnt givin u money...its their fuckin money...how old r u cause i suggest you get your self a job and get out of there....just my opinion....i sympathise for you but hey shit happens they have the right to freak out..its illegal!!..........

[kyle]

I know but it does'nt help the situation any, and I'm getting a job this summer and apparently my mom made an agreement with me that I was excluded from that I have to give her half my fuckin' paycheque.

[ermitonto]

Dude, she can't make you work and force you to give her half the money. Last time I checked, that was called getting robbed.

[Nullific]

Stay clean and threaten emancipation, then you would have a job which looks good to the courts, find a friend that might allow you to live with them and if the court wants a drug test you'll come up negative.

[az666]

good idea

[phillykid420]

NO she can't run out and bob you over the head and take your wallet. She can charge you for rent, bills, food, her cooking for you, etc.
And yes you do have the right to say whatever you want, I said, I never told other folks I hated my mom cause even if I didn't like it, I could see where she was coming from.
Life is so unfair isn't it. Why don't you run away from home? That is a choice you can make, up and leave, pack a suitcase and get the hell out of such an unbearable dwelling. Go and fend for yourself. See how far a minimum wage job will get you, see how expensive it is to live in the real world. Oh wait, this doesn't sound so good? You want your folks to support you fiscally and then let you do whatever you please.

Think about it in reverse. If you had a home and your kid was doing something you didn't approve of (whatever it might be), would you pay for their upbringing and expend all that energy and time and then just let them do whatever they want? Your house, your rules, her house her rules. Simple as that. (and I know some smartass will bring this up, so no this doesn't apply to abusive parents who are physically, sexually and emotionally abusing their kids).

[Bel Acres]

NO she can't run out and bob you over the head and take your wallet. She can charge you for rent, bills, food, her cooking for you, etc.
And yes you do have the right to say whatever you want, I said, I never told other folks I hated my mom cause even if I didn't like it, I could see where she was coming from.
Life is so unfair isn't it. Why don't you run away from home? That is a choice you can make, up and leave, pack a suitcase and get the hell out of such an unbearable dwelling. Go and fend for yourself. See how far a minimum wage job will get you, see how expensive it is to live in the real world. Oh wait, this doesn't sound so good? You want your folks to support you fiscally and then let you do whatever you please.

Think about it in reverse. If you had a home and your kid was doing something you didn't approve of (whatever it might be), would you pay for their upbringing and expend all that energy and time and then just let them do whatever they want? Your house, your rules, her house her rules. Simple as that. (and I know some smartass will bring this up, so no this doesn't apply to abusive parents who are physically, sexually and emotionally abusing their kids).

That's a bad attitude to have. A parent does not own their child no matter how much the child owes to them.

I'm very grateful for everything my parents have done for me but if I had to be tracked by my parents and have my dad watch me take a drug test every day I wouldn't stand for it. That's not the way to raise a child; part of being a parent is being reasonable.

No wonder everybody has a therapist.

[kyle]

I can see where she's coming from, she does'nt want it in her house. And I can't defend it because weed is great but it is illegal and I am under-age. But I will continue to smoke and if I do leave home I'll go to my brothers for a few days just to cool everybody out but I don't think it will come to that. And as for as reasonable my mom is very un-reasonable, I have barely any freedom.

[Bman719]

Wow... took me awhile but i read every post on this topic... and there are a few things i'd like to say :P.

Torog: Shut the fuck up man... you don't know his mom... if he truly feels the way he does than he can speak about his parents anyway he wants. All you ever do on these boards as of lately is give your opinions of god and jesus and all your fucking politics... All you've been doing lately is pissing us all off... let me just say this... You're a christian and you're smoking pot? I gotta say, while i do believe in god and whatnot i am not religious like you and I don't know any other stoners who are.... No one wants to hear about it... period... take all your posts to the Politics board... that's the only place they belong.

Kyle - Hang in there man... that half paycheck thing is bullshit... Now what they can do (your parents) is make you put half of your check into the bank and make you save it till you're eighteen... but if push comes to shove all i have to say is this... If you can't keep your money because you're rents are trying to steal half your paycheck away from you... and if the job sucks and you aren't getting much money anyway... quit it or get fired... then what will they do?.... if you keep up a resistance long enough you'll have a better chance of coming out on top... good luck with everything man.

Capitalizm_Killz - Your dad watching you piss dude.. that's gotta be against the law... look that shit up and tell him what he's doing is illegal and that you'll call the cops if he doesn't stop... I mean... maybe he is just jealous of your size and gets amused watching you.... but he needs to get his kicks elsewhere.

THCBongman - Don't think you can speak for everyone man... you don't know any of these peoples parents so don't be so quick to judge.

As for the private school thing... hell... i'd get caught so i could go to private school lol... private schools where i live have just as much of a drug problem and usually rich white kids go there that can get really good weed.... lol... so it wouldn't be all that bad!

[slipnslide087]

private schools def have a bigger drug problem. its also easier to skip school there. a lot easier. go to a private school. most states actually dont fuck with emancipation anymore reguardless of the law. now a lot only excuse pregnant teens. you have to be making a living AND be in school. cant dropout. have to get diploma too, not GED. now a lot states are changing laws to say runaway is the only juvenile charge 17yo's vcan get. a lot of states are also changing to you have to either graduate high school, or turn 18, WHICHEVER COMES LAST. <--- bullshit huh? yep. goodluck.