The Flat Earth Society: Still Active!

[Breukelen advocaat]

THE FLAT EARTH SOCIETY
"Deprogramming the masses since 1547"
Mission Statement

For centuries, mankind knew all there was to know about the shape of the Earth. It was a flat planet, shaped roughly like a circle, with lots of pointy things hanging down from the underside. On the comparatively smooth topside, Europe sat in the middle of the circle, with the other continents scattered about the fringes, and parts of Africa hanging over the edge. The oceans lapped against the sides of the Earth, and in places ran over, creating currents that would pull over the edge ships that ventured too far out to sea. The space beyond the edge of the world was a dark realm inhabited by all sorts of unholy beasts. Fire and brimstone billowed up from the very depths of hell itself and curled 'round the cliffs whose infinite length jutted straight down to the darkest depths . . .

Then, in the year of our Lord fourteen-hundred and ninety-two, it all changed. For decades a small band of self-proclaimed "enlightened" individuals had been spouting their heretical nonsense that the Earth was in fact round. Citing "proof" based on nothing more than assumptions, half-truths and blind guesses, they dazzled the populace with their " . . . undeniable mathematical and scientific evidence . . . that the world is shaped not like a pancake, but an orange!"

Rightly wishing to dispel notions regarding the alleged citrus-like shape of our planet, the Church was able to either silence or execute nearly all the fanatics. But a small handful remained, continuing to spread their blasphemous speeches and to promote their heretical ideals involving the very center of the universe. One of their number, who called himself Grigori Efimovich, would later be known to the rest of the world as Christopher Columbus. Using an elaborate setup involving hundreds of mirrors and a few burlap sacks, he was able to create an illusion so convincing that it was actually believed he had sailed around the entire planet and landed in the West Indies. As we now know, he did not. What Efimovich actually did was sail across the Atlantic Ocean to a previously undiscovered continent, North America, and even then only to a small island off the coast. It took him several years more even to "discover" his blunder and claim it as a " . . . new world". But the damage had already been done, and mankind entered into what we now call its "Dark Ages" . . . .


Enter the Flat Earth Society. For over five hundred years humanity has believed the "round Earth" teachings of Efimovich and his followers. But all hope is not lost. For through all that time, a small but diligent band of individuals have preserved the knowledge of our planet's true shape. And now, after centuries in the Dark Ages, we believe that mankind as a whole is once again ready to embrace the truth that has forever been the Flat Earth Society. Using whatever means are deemed necessary and relying heavily on a callous disregard for the lives and well-being of our members, we have slowly but steadily been spreading the news.

But why? Why do we say the Earth is flat, when the vast majority says otherwise? Because we know the truth.

The Flat Earth Society -- Home (http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm)

Unlike most "conspiracy" groups, these people are in on the joke.

[pisshead]

kinda like those who believe the freedom hating muslim hijackers conspiracy despite the lack of evidence...

The 9/11 Servility Reflex James Bovard
Lew Rockwell.com (http://www.lewrockwell.com/bovard/bovard55.html)
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Many citizens react to their rulers like little kids who recognize that a stranger is acting suspiciously and may be up to no good â?? but then decide whether to trust the man depending on the type of candy he pulls from his pockets. It is as if a Reeseâ??s Peanut Butter Cup trumps the beady eyes, sweaty forehead, and out-of-season trench coat. Likewise, adults may be wary about a politician â?? but if the guy promises free prescription drugs or protection and safety, many take the bait.
The naïve response to politicians triumphed in the weeks after the 9/11 attacks. By the end of September 2001, almost two-thirds of Americans said they â??trust the government in Washington to do what is rightâ?� either â??just about alwaysâ?� or â??most of the time.â?� Amazingly, the attacks even boosted Americansâ?? confidence that government would protect them against terrorists.
Many of the most respected and prominent media commentators saw 9/11 as the great sanctifier of government power. The New York Timesâ??s R.W. Apple announced, â??Government is back in style.â?� Wall Street Journal columnist Al Hunt proclaimed, â??Itâ??s time to declare a moratorium on government-bashing.â?� Los Angeles Times columnist Ronald Brownstein declared on September 19, â??At the moment the first fireball seared the crystalline Manhattan sky last week, the entire impulse to distrust government that has become so central to U.S. politics seemed instantly anachronistic.â?� Harvard University political scientist Robert Putnam effused,
I think there is the potential that September 11 will turn out to be a turning point for civic America.... There could be some good coming from it if it causes us to become ... more open-minded about the role of government.
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The 9/11 attacks produced many such summonses to elevate and glorify government. Yet it was U.S. government foreign policies that stirred up the hornetsâ?? nest, breeding hatred that led to the attacks themselves. After two skyscrapers collapse and the Pentagon is in flames, the government is hailed for failing to protect Americans from the enemies its policies helped create. The 9/11 attackers were mass murderers who had no right to kill Americans. But to pretend that the attacks originated out of nowhere or out of hatred for freedom fraudulently exonerates the U.S. government.
The Bush administration did all it could to exploit 9/11 to promote presidential and governmental greatness. However, a 2002 Senate Intelligence Committee investigation found a vast array of federal-intelligence and law-enforcement failures prior to the attack. Because the Bush administration often stonewalled the Senate investigation, 9/11 widows and widowers pressured Congress to create an independent commission to investigate the attacks. Bush and Republican and Democratic congressional leaders stacked the commission with former congressmen, high-ranking government officials, and others entwined in the Washington establishment. Beverly Eckert, a 9/11 widow and activist, complained, â??We wanted journalists, we wanted academics.... We did not want politicians.â?�
Philip Zelikow was appointed executive director of the commission. Zelikow, the co-editor of a Harvard study entitled Why People Donâ??t Trust Government, had worked closely with National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice and had co-authored a book with her in 1999. He had also been in charge of the Bush White House transition team on national security matters, had been involved in numerous transition briefings on the subject of terrorism, and was called as a witness before the commission. He recused himself from the commission hearing at which Rice testified. She was the one government official who perhaps most deserved perjury charges from her testimony, yet there was not a single word of criticism of her in the commissionâ??s final report.
The 9/11 report
The 9/11 Commission became the Bush administrationâ??s most famous faith-based initiative. The commission appeared far more concerned with restoring trust than in revealing truth. Bush and Cheney were allowed to testify without a transcript and not under oath. Americans never heard what they said. Instead, the commission offered a synopsis of their comments â?? as if it would have been impious to quote them directly. The White House was allowed to edit the final version of the commissionâ??s report before it was publicly released.
The commissionâ??s final 568-page report quickly became a bestseller, widely praised in part because it assiduously avoided judgment. There was no mention in the final report of how Bush and Cheney exploited falsehoods about 9/11 to lead the nation to war against Iraq. But, as Amherst professor Benjamin DeMott noted in Harperâ??s, the report was useless to historians because of a â??seeming terror of bias.â?� He was especially appalled that the commission accepted without challenge Bushâ??s assertion that the August 6, 2001, Presidentâ??s Daily Brief was â??historical in nature.â?� DeMott observed, â??Thereâ??s little mystery about why the Commission is tongue-tied. It canâ??t call a liar a liar.â?� He noted,
The ideal readers of The 9/11 Commission Report are those who resemble the Commission itself in believing that a strong inclination to trust the word of highly placed others is evidence of personal moral distinction.
The 9/11 Commission report provided a litany of government missteps while carefully avoiding raising any ire against the government. The failures often appeared to be more acts of God than failings by specific identifiable individuals. It strived for a balance of criticism between the current and prior administrations and between the two political parties. Thus, there was nothing to be done except count our blessings, celebrate our two-party system, and go whip the terrorists.
The 9/11 Commission also compiled ample evidence of government lying. Yet the commission effectively ignored or â??rose aboveâ?� all the falsehoods. There was no sense that the lies of the most powerful officials in the land posed any threat to America. Instead, there were â??communication problemsâ?� between government agencies.
The mainstream press
The establishment aided the government by heaping derision on nonbelievers. The Washington Post, in an October 2004 article headlined â??Conspiracy Theories Flourish on the Internet,â?� examined the problems of those who had not accepted the governmentâ??s latest version of 9/11. The Post noted sympathetically,
The ready and growing audience for conspiracy theories about the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks has been particularly galling to those who worked on ... the bipartisan panel known as the 9/11 commission.
In Washington, â??bipartisanâ?� is the ultimate test of credibility â?? as if there is no chance that the two parties would ever conspire against the truth. Zelikow bemoaned,
We discussed the theories. When we wrote the report, we were also careful not to answer all the theories. Itâ??s like playing Whack-A-Mole. Youâ??re never going to whack them all. They satisfy a deep need in the people who create them.
The Post turned to a Syracuse University political scientist, Michael Barkun, for psychological insights into nonbelievers:
Conspiracy theories are ... usually wrong, but theyâ??re psychologically reassuring. Because what they say is that everything is connected, nothing happens by accident, and that there is some kind of order in the world, even if itâ??s produced by evil forces.
The Post never ran any articles on the psychological maladies of people who insisted on believing the governmentâ??s statements on 9/11 despite the contradictions or who insisted on clinging to earlier government claims after the government revised the facts.
Zelikow, who was hired by Rice as her top counsel at the State Department a few months after the Post article appeared, commented,
The hardcore conspiracy theorists are totally committed.... Thatâ??s not our worry. Our worry is when things become infectious, as happened with the [John F. Kennedy] assassination. Then this stuff can be deeply corrosive to public understanding. You can get where the bacteria can sicken the larger body.
(If the government was so forthright in its investigation of the Kennedy assassination, why were the Warren Commission records sealed for 75 years?)
Not a single one of the top 300 American newspapers or magazines archived on the LexisNexis database commented on Zelikowâ??s â??bacteriaâ?� and â??infectiousâ?� characterization of disbelief in the governmentâ??s version of 9/11. Yet his comment sounded as if the 9/11 Commission saw itself as Americaâ??s mental-health czar. Private doubts are the bacteria, and government assertions are presumably the disinfectant. As long as people believe what the government says, no one will get sick.
Some of the allegations regarding 9/11 â?? such as the charge that no plane had hit the Pentagon â?? were easily verifiable as false. New American, the magazine of the John Birch Society, ran an article harshly criticizing some of the 9/11 conspiracy theories, though carefully avoiding embracing the government. Yet, as with Waco, the Establishment invoked outlying loons in order to seek to undermine the credibility of all criticism of the government. But the existence of conspiracy nuts does not make the government honest.
The Washington Post never portrayed government officials who put out false statements about 9/11 in the same light as it did the private conspiracy buffs. Despite the fact that private citizens have no power over other Americans and that they have no authority to coerce them or drag them into an unnecessary war, their false statements are presented as a greater threat than those of government officials. The obsession with private lies is misplaced, when the real danger is the government lie â?? a lie embraced and disseminated by a subservient media, vested with all the prestige and aura of the state, and protected by an iron curtain of government secrecy. And regardless of how many times the government changes the official story, people who continue to distrust the government are delirious.
The governmentâ??s appearing to be a necessary evil does not oblige people to trust it. We face a choice of trusting government or trusting freedom â?? trusting overlords who have lied and abused their power or trusting individuals to make the most of their own lives.