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[michaelb]

So I have a urine test today, I havent smoked in 16 days but when i did i would smoke a bowl every day or every other day for about 2 weeks I weigh 260 pounds and I have been consuming lots of water for the past 4 days I also purchased some qcarbo to drink a hour or two b4 my test... Any chance I'll pass? Any info would be helpful. Thank you.

[michaelb]

Also i dont know if work drug test are monitored i wuld use my gf's urine but she is pregnant could they detect that or would they even bother being that extinsive?

[takeittothehead]

yes they could and would detect her pee....if i was you just to be safe i would go get a bottle of Visine original(it has to be the original kind....the red bottle) take it with you in your pocket put 10 drops in your pee and youll pass with flying colors....you could also use sure-gel....take half a pack of sure-gel then buy you a 20oz bottle of water drink/pour it out till it reaches the top of the label then pour sure-jel into water shake water till its mixed up good then drink then pee right after your finished drinking said mixture...youll pass with flying colors....the last test i had to take i was geeking and i did both the visine and sure-gel and i passed

[killerweed420]

Visine doesn't work. I tried it myself and still tested dirty. Your best bet would have been subbing. It doesn't do any good to drink tons of water for days before the test. If you get lucky you may end up with a negative dillute and they let you retake the test.

[stinkyattic]

This thread is a bit shorter.
DO NOT give 'advice' that could be dangerous, let alone make someone fail their test.

[daihashi]

but I don't understand why people don't just use synthetic urine if they aren't going to be watched.

The Go Number One is good for 2 uses (approximately). You wear it as a belt so it heats up to your body temperature. If that is not good enough then it also comes with one of those disposable hand warmers for you to put on the pouch.

It has a thermometer strip on it also so you know approximately the temperature.

All in all for $50 I'd say it's a good deal. I keep a spare one in my laptop bag (for when I'm at work). Always good to be prepared.

:thumbsup:

edit: forgot to mention I've also used this for urine that's been sent out to the lab, not just the strip tests.

[bullitt]

yes they could and would detect her pee....

Completely wrong, they do not, and cannot test for pregnancy during a drug test.

Takeittothhead has been spreading some wives tales and bad advice all over this forum. Peoples Jobs are riding on these drug test's and giving bad or misleading info can have a real impact on someone's life.

Read the sticky's at the top of the forum, ton's of great info in there.

[slantedeyes]

Takeitotthehead, what kind of bs advice are you giving. Your methods are ridiculous and you are a menace to this board. Are you trying to ruin people's lives? Please just stop it.

[michaelb]

Ok so i used my gf's urine in a 2oz shampoo bottle with a thermacare heat wrap around it and had no problem in the office... Wish me luck on results monday.

[michaelb]

Thank you all btw...cept takeit :wtf:

[bullitt]

Ok so i used my gf's urine in a 2oz shampoo bottle with a thermacare heat wrap around it and had no problem in the office... Wish me luck on results monday.

As long as you passed the Temp check, and your GF's urine is clean, you are all good!!!

Glad you got the right info.

[organicmaster]

dont worry about using ur girfriends pee u will be fine they do not check for sex they check for drugs period!!!!!!!

[diamondsnakey]

[quote=bullitt]Completely wrong, they do not, and cannot test for pregnancy during a drug test.QUOTE]

right and wrong. they can test for the pregnancy hormone but that costs more more money so they almost never do. if you can sub i think youll be safe.

[bullitt]

[quote=bullitt]Completely wrong, they do not, and cannot test for pregnancy during a drug test.QUOTE]

right and wrong. they can test for the pregnancy hormone but that costs more more money so they almost never do. if you can sub i think youll be safe.

No, it is against the law for them to test for pregnancy, during a drug test.

[takeittothehead]

[quote=diamondsnakey]

No, it is against the law for them to test for pregnancy, during a drug test.

so your a law student now? so when my wife got hired on with wal-mart and they checked her pee for the hormone that goes with pregnancy they "broke the law" and im spreading wives tales? visine worked for me....hmm lets see you all are prob smoking pot before the tests and lets see i was doing something harder then pot before my test....do some research about how long ice stays in your system and tell me if it would be out of your system completely in 48 hours....i stayed up longer then that while i was on it....so you can believe what you all want but i know it worked for me

[FakeBoobsRule]

It is against the law to check for hormones during a drug test. Plus, if a guy tested positive for the beta unit of HCG they would think he had prostate or testicular cancer so I don't believe you takeittothehead.

[bullitt]

...so you can believe what you all want but i know it worked for me


I choose to believe the more experienced, and more intelligent posters on this site.