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yokinazu
03-19-2008, 03:11 PM
this one time, at band camp...

the "new" govenor of new york has publicaly announced that he has had numerous affairs. one with a female from the office. he says he came out publicly on this before the press could get ahold of it and drag him across the coals. also these affairs happened while him and his wife were seperated from what i have come to understand

and now for something completly differant...

i guess in new york it is truely the blind leading the blind.

will the new govenor take new york blindly into the future?

i wonder if the new york govenor takes it all on blind faith?


i know im goin to burn in hell but i just couldnt help it

stinkyattic
03-19-2008, 03:13 PM
i wonder if the new york govenor takes it all on blind faith?Betcha his secretary can tell ya EXACTLY how he 'takes' it...

(sorry... I'm in an irreverent mood)

fishman3811
03-20-2008, 01:27 AM
At least he didnt have sex with the same sex.

thcbongman
03-20-2008, 01:32 AM
At least he didnt have sex with the same sex.

Or an animal.

Breukelen advocaat
03-20-2008, 01:48 AM
Or an animal.

New York City may still be the Sodom and Gomorrah of the nation, but most people here still have some idea of where to draw the line when it comes to perversions, degradation and decadence. :D

katyowns
03-20-2008, 02:24 AM
I still fail to understand how sexual indiscretions affect someones ability to be a good leader. Something like 1/2 of men cheat on their wives, and 1/4 of women cheat on their husbands. How can we expect elected officials to be immune to it?


I'll take another Monika scandal over lying about reasons to go to war anyday.

yokinazu
03-20-2008, 03:35 AM
this one time, at band camp...

have any of you seen the govenor of new yorks new dog?




neither has he

i just cant help myself

fishman3811
03-21-2008, 02:02 AM
Spitzer is a scum bag politician on one hand he is taking down prostitution rings and on the other hand he is paying for it so fuck him.How the rightous have fallen

dragonrider
03-21-2008, 09:17 PM
this one time, at band camp...

have any of you seen the govenor of new yorks new dog?




neither has he

i just cant help myself

I'm not sure I get this --- is he really blind?
Oooooooh! If so, then you ARE going to hell!

To make up for it, you can warn the new governor about the Republican conspiracy to leave a plunger in his toilet with the handle sticking up.

Mr. Clandestine
03-21-2008, 09:36 PM
To make up for it, you can warn the new governor about the Republican conspiracy to leave a plunger in his toilet with the handle sticking up.

:jawdropper:That's just wrong on so many levels!

yokinazu
03-22-2008, 06:17 AM
you know after he publicaly admited to the affairs his wife thought about divorce but decided that rearranging the furniture would be punishment enough.

by the way yes he is legaly blind, i think that means that he does have limited vision. so he walks around with a red cane with a whit tip rather than white with a red tip.

i just hope he has not got a drivers liscense

Psycho4Bud
03-22-2008, 06:32 AM
"this one time, at band camp... " What IS the story behind this? LOL

Have a good one!:s4:

yokinazu
03-22-2008, 06:42 AM
its a line from a movie i just watched again the other day. im not goin to say wich movie thats for others figure out.

here is a hint tho, the girl that says it says it alot and says:
"this one time, at band camp i stuck a flute in my pussy"

she sticks a trumpet up her boyfreinds ass in the sequel

stinkyattic
03-25-2008, 02:48 PM
I'll take another Monika scandal over lying about reasons to go to war anyday.There was a pickup parked in my town recently that had the best assortment of bumper stickers- all fairly rednecked in nature- and one that read, "Bring back $1.89 gas and sex in the Oval Office".
Hear, hear.

dragonrider
03-25-2008, 05:05 PM
Now he has also admitted using coke when he was in his early 20's and smoking weed during the late 1970's. He's got the sex and drugs down, so now I wonder if he was ever in a Rock 'n' Roll band! He's alright by me! David Paterson for president!

Sort of reminds me of that part in Spinal Tap where they ask the band members what they would do if they weren't in a Rock 'n' Roll band, and the one guy says, "Well, as long as there is still sex and drugs, I can do without the Rock 'n' Roll."

boaz
03-26-2008, 03:28 AM
Now he has also admitted using coke when he was in his early 20's and smoking weed during the late 1970's. He's got the sex and drugs down, so now I wonder if he was ever in a Rock 'n' Roll band! He's alright by me! David Paterson for president! . . .

:rasta: that was the exact same thing i was thinking when i watched him admit to smoking herb and snorting coke . . . damn, that is Presidential material right there. :pimp:

Oh course there is one, and only one, course of action for Governor Paterson right now. He must immediately go to the New York legislature and demand a Medical Cannabis bill for the good people of the Empire State, sign this bill and bring the healing herb to all that need it in his state. :smokin: this will restore the faith of the voters in his character, . . i think :stoned:

Breukelen advocaat
03-26-2008, 03:47 AM
:rasta: that was the exact same thing i was thinking when i watched him admit to smoking herb and snorting coke . . . damn, that is Presidential material right there. :pimp:

Oh course there is one, and only one, course of action for Governor Paterson right now. He must immediately go to the New York legislature and demand a Medical Cannabis bill for the good people of the Empire State, sign this bill and bring the healing herb to all that need it in his state. :smokin: this will restore the faith of the voters in his character, . . i think :stoned:
We already have such a bill sitting in Albany. It's going nowhere fast.