Oh dear god...I might have a piss test coming up!

[rebgirl420]

I recently put in an application for PetsMart online and while was applying I came across a page that said that they may test for drugs when you are hired. It's a urine test.

I'll never be able to beat it myself so I'm going to have to sub. I've never done this before. However, I believe this site has given me all the info I need to know. God, I hope she lets me go in alone.

But I'm still freaking out. I really need this job.


Here's what I know about the subject right now:

1. Get fresh "sample".
2. Put "sample" in condom (cleaned out so no dust).
3. Put it into panties and or bra before I go to test.
4. While inside the testing room put "sample" into the cup.
5. Leave and hope to god it worked.

[killerweed420]

Don't like the condom system. To easy to get a leak. Go to a dollar store and get one of those small shampoo bottles,flush them out real well and use it. I don't like the squeeze caps.I just take the cap off and pour. It makes less noise.
You're absolutely sure whoever you're getting your sample from is absolutely clean of all substances including prescriptiona?

[rebgirl420]

Yeah I was thinking about maybe getting a bottle instead.

And yeah, I'm getting it from John and he doesn't smoke at all.

[Funkthatbadunk]

Make sure to get the urine sample right before you go in to do the test; urine begins to break down after roughly 8 hours.

[rebgirl420]

Yeah I read that today.

I think I'm gonna have this down. I've been reading all day.

[happiestmferoutthere]

. I've been reading all day.
Until I had to take one, I thought "studying" for a drug test was a big joke! Boy, was I wrong! Its the hardest test I ever studied for!! ( And the one I was happiest to pass!) :jointsmile:
Good luck, rebgirl. You'll do fine!

[rebgirl420]

Haha I know what you mean!

Thanks hun :)

[Herreic68]

instead of "studing" you should invest in a 50$ cheat sheet from your local head shop. Formula One or Number One (something like that) are the brand names Ive used for employment tests in the past. They work great.

[killerweed420]

A didgital thermometer really helps too to get your temp right while you're practicing. I even put it in my sock when I go in for the UA to just double check.

[slantedeyes]

Just get the quick fix nuke it in the microwave and put it in your panties when you go for your test. You will pass with flying colors. Good Luck. By the way your picture is so damn sexy.