8 days to clear my system! Help!

[lankyelephant]

I recently joined this forum to get some advice for passing a drug test that I have in eight days. The only times I have smoked in the past month were on the first and second, then last night. Last night I only took 3 or 4 hits, but at the beginning of the month I smoked a fair amount (about four or five times a day). I have been drinking plenty of fluids and plan to get some metamucil, creatinine, and multivitamins tomorrow. If I work out two times daily up to two days before the test and stay hydrated, do you think I will pass the test? Any advice will be helpful because this will be the first piss test I've taken. I am about 6'0 and weigh close to 150 pounds with a fast metabolism. Thanks for the help!

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[slantedeyes]

With only 8 days I would sub with quick fix. You will pass 100% if you just have the temperature right 90-100 degrees. Good Luck

[lankyelephant]

I am not sure if I am going to be able to get Quick Fix before my test, but piss from a clean friend would also do the trick I assume. If he gives me a sample an a half hour before my test, would it be relatively easy to maintain a constant temperature of 94-100 degrees?

[ldg420]

I am not sure if I am going to be able to get Quick Fix before my test, but piss from a clean friend would also do the trick I assume. If he gives me a sample an a half hour before my test, would it be relatively easy to maintain a constant temperature of 94-100 degrees?

be sure your friend is clean absolutely clean of everything including prescriptions. QuickFix would seem to be the best option for you, is it not available in the headshops in your area???:stoned:

[woohaa]

Just so you know you can get Quick Fix overnighted to you from a few online shops.

I'll leave the cost/benifit analysis up to you. :)

[lankyelephant]

Yeah, my friend is 100% clean. Other than that, I will check my local shop tomorrow to see if they have any, if so than I'll probably buy Quick Fix. Thanks for the help.

[killerweed420]

I'd get setup with subbing as a precaution. If you can get a cheap thc test strip you could test yourself the day before the UA to see if you're clean.

[lankyelephant]

Alright, I bought two testing strips so I will see how that goes.

[lankyelephant]

I just got done using a test strip and the test came up as negative, but the indicator line was faint, which I assume suggests that there is THC in the urine, just below the detectable level of 50 ng/mL. I have my test tomorrow morning and I plan on using N2's dilution method in the morning, but I am also wondering if I need to substitute still. I have a clean donor willing to help, so it's a sure thing. Any thoughts on what I should do?

[TebitEvas]

Ok, I have been wondering about the faintness of test strip marks. Does having a fainter mark mean that there is an amount in your system, but not enough to test positive? Or does the faintness probably not matter so long as its there. I know the kits always say that as long as those magic negative lines show up your clean, but Ive never known myself to be totally clean so I could see if it would be less faint. Anyone know?

[lankyelephant]

Yeah, some knowledge on the matter would be much appreciated from anyone out there that might know.

[lankyelephant]

Well, things did not go smoothly today. I had my prepared substitution condom ready with some diluted pee as a back up and headed to the court. A lady takes me to give a sample but the door is left open and I can't get a drop, but did not want to resort to the sub because I felt it was too risky. I ask for some water so I leave the room and drink 1 cup. About five minutes later, a different lady takes me to give my sample and I just stand in front of the toilet for five minutes unable to produce a drop. I am a wreck and start digging to get the condom out. I poke it with a staple and the urine just splashes out all over the floor and toilet, I manage to get about 40 mL in the cup, so I put the condom back in my pants and give the sample to the lady. I can see her reaction and I know things are not good. My attorney wasn't there, but his stand in told me that the tester believed I had not used my own pee. I tell him what happened and he goes inside to talk to the lady. He comes back out and tells me that he did not admit to them what happened, but starts asking why I did it or if I thought I'd fail. Now I am in bad standing when I could have been let off after 2 clean tests, but things got fucked up and now I am probably fucked. I do not know what is going to happen and I wish that I could just have my fucking life back.

[diamondsnakey0]

That sucks bad. I feel your pain. I got sent to juvie for 9 months exept i didnt even get the chance 2 piss in a cup(i wouldve failed anyway). my parents just told my PO that i was smokin pot and shooting potato cannons out of the window and he just told me to show up in court on friday May 18 07. My PO told this sensational story about me shooting potatos into oncomeing traffic smokeing weed like it was ciggerets etc. i just got out february and im definetly expecting a UT n i know its gonna be so hot the cup is gonna explode(figuratively). next time if ur goind to sub, try zip tying a tube to the condom and tape it to the bottom of ur package tye the end off the tube and cut the end off with a small razor, or cork the end and just pull the cork out.

[Deige]

Hmm... U say u went to juvie in May of 2007 and your profile states you were born in 1970? Do i smell a possible minor among us? :wtf:

[diamondsnakey0]

ssshhhhh... i need this help as bad as any of you guys. besides im 17 2morrow. close enough.i have as much 2 contribute as anyone else as i have done my homework 2

[stinkyattic]

Hey diamondsnakey[insertclevernumberheretohidebetter], you were already banned under one username -rather similar to this one might I add- for being underage... if you were SMART, maybe you would change your username JUST ENOUGH so we wouldn't notice... lol...
Nice try. Stay in school, kids!!!

[Cannakush]

Well, things did not go smoothly today. I had my prepared substitution condom ready with some diluted pee as a back up and headed to the court. A lady takes me to give a sample but the door is left open and I can't get a drop, but did not want to resort to the sub because I felt it was too risky. I ask for some water so I leave the room and drink 1 cup. About five minutes later, a different lady takes me to give my sample and I just stand in front of the toilet for five minutes unable to produce a drop. I am a wreck and start digging to get the condom out. I poke it with a staple and the urine just splashes out all over the floor and toilet, I manage to get about 40 mL in the cup, so I put the condom back in my pants and give the sample to the lady. I can see her reaction and I know things are not good. My attorney wasn't there, but his stand in told me that the tester believed I had not used my own pee. I tell him what happened and he goes inside to talk to the lady. He comes back out and tells me that he did not admit to them what happened, but starts asking why I did it or if I thought I'd fail. Now I am in bad standing when I could have been let off after 2 clean tests, but things got fucked up and now I am probably fucked. I do not know what is going to happen and I wish that I could just have my fucking life back.

Dang dude that sux really bad. Gl I hope everything works out for ya.

[Strainreview]

I have been drinking plenty of fluids and plan to get some metamucil, creatinine, and multivitamins tomorrow. If I work out two times daily up to two days before the test and stay hydrated, do you think I will pass the test? :

From my experience, if you do all that I'm 100% sure you will pass.

[TebitEvas]

Never, Never, Never ever ever ever go into a drug test without pre-testing or practicing. ASSUME you will be at least partially monitored if your going to court! Don't mess up court tests, court tests = your freedom as a human being (frickin nasty isnt it). Leave your door open at home, have your girlfriend watch and practice getting normal water into a cup like a smooth criminal. Do it until you figure out a way that is unnoticeable, and natural. Also, it is good to pinch ur fake pee into a cup slyly at first then let off a stream of ur real piss into the toilet to get that natural waterfall sound. I dont know anyone who can pee just enough to fill 40 ml and stop without finishing the stream. (They'll listen for that at court, always assume the tester is the biggest asshole youve ever met in your life)

You wouldnt take an exam that determined your entire grade without studying, dont take a test that determines your entire life without some amazing confidence.

[sara21]

i smoked weed for the first time in 4 years on March 18th. I have to take a drug test for a job on March 28th. When i smoked on the 28th i took one hit from a small joint, not even enough to get me high. Do you think i will pass?

[lankyelephant]

Yes, I realize that this is the reason why I was caught. My neglect resulted in what is almost now entirely out of my hands. Now that they've suspected me of substituting, does anyone know what might happen once this goes to court? I'm assuming that they can use this against me, but will it bear any worse punishment? I meet with my attorney sometime this week to discuss everything so I will keep everyone posted.

[TebitEvas]

What was your original charge lanky? If it was simple possession or something of the like and your county has strict probation rules it Will come back and bite you hard. Call your lawyer man, if your paying that mouth-piece the big fat wad that you probably are he better be happily willing to answer your questions or have a sit-down.

[TebitEvas]

Sara, not necessarily the right thread for this, but I know your looking for some quick consolation. The half life of the thc that stays in your system varies greatly from person to person. Everyone here that doesn't like to carelessly dish out advice that effects lives will be hesitant or unwilling to answer a question regarding a different persons metabolism because they vary so greatly. I can tell you however, that given that you are a healthy active individual that takes in the right amounts of water, deficates at least daily (constipation messes your body up more than you know), and has seemingly normal body functions chances are you wont store that tony amount of thc for more than a week. But on the other hand, if you had to take the time to come on a forum and ask, you must be nervous. NEVER NEVER NEVER ever ever ever, go into a drug test without being 100% confident that you got that shit down. Buy a home test, period, no exception. Drink lots of water, and test the day before you go in. If its positive start thinking about substitution (responsibly). If its negative youll feel like a 100 bucks and your nerves will think it was worth $15.

[lankyelephant]

What was your original charge lanky? If it was simple possession or something of the like and your county has strict probation rules it Will come back and bite you hard. Call your lawyer man, if your paying that mouth-piece the big fat wad that you probably are he better be happily willing to answer your questions or have a sit-down.

My original charge is just possession under 100 grams. I am not paying for my attorney either, I have a free one through my school's student legal system. He is going to call me later this weekend to set up a meeting so that's when I will find out what is happening next.

[TebitEvas]

Have you already been to court for this matter once? Im assuming you did and got some sort of deferment or under advisement plea that allowed you to be on a probationary status, take drug tests, and assuming that you pass you have the chance to have it expunged from your record? This depends alot on your county. A friend of mine was busted on a college campus with marijuana seeds and had a year of drug screenings, while I know that counties bordering that one that are larger and less bum-fuck nowhere dont administer drug tests for a possession (mostly because they're cheap and handle alot of drug charges I assume). Chances are if you were on probation for those charges with a likely-hood of having it expunged you may be having a poss. charge on record due to the drug test mishap. To some that's not a big deal, but if you want to work for the government (Id advise against it) it could be. Then again, they might still send your test into a gc to see, it comes up negative, and you have to give a damn good reason why you pissed everywhere. ( You were nervous because of the gravity of the situation even though you were clean, missed, pissed on the floor and felt so frickin embarassed and disgusted about it you couldnt stop shaking). As I say all of this depends on your judge and the harshness of the penalties in your county. Chances are you wont go to jail, but may end up in a rehab or on tests for a buck-as$ long time. Your not in jail, so I say dont worry bout it too much, and roll with the punches. However if there has ever been a time in your life to go ahead and give up pot for a while... This Is It!

[joker88]

Sara get some qf for your drug test smoke a spliff and put them worries bhind you

[lankyelephant]

Have you already been to court for this matter once? Im assuming you did and got some sort of deferment or under advisement plea that allowed you to be on a probationary status, take drug tests, and assuming that you pass you have the chance to have it expunged from your record? This depends alot on your county. A friend of mine was busted on a college campus with marijuana seeds and had a year of drug screenings, while I know that counties bordering that one that are larger and less bum-fuck nowhere dont administer drug tests for a possession (mostly because they're cheap and handle alot of drug charges I assume). Chances are if you were on probation for those charges with a likely-hood of having it expunged you may be having a poss. charge on record due to the drug test mishap. To some that's not a big deal, but if you want to work for the government (Id advise against it) it could be. Then again, they might still send your test into a gc to see, it comes up negative, and you have to give a damn good reason why you pissed everywhere. ( You were nervous because of the gravity of the situation even though you were clean, missed, pissed on the floor and felt so frickin embarassed and disgusted about it you couldnt stop shaking). As I say all of this depends on your judge and the harshness of the penalties in your county. Chances are you wont go to jail, but may end up in a rehab or on tests for a buck-as$ long time. Your not in jail, so I say dont worry bout it too much, and roll with the punches. However if there has ever been a time in your life to go ahead and give up pot for a while... This Is It!

Yeah, I've come to the realization that almost thing is out of my hands at this point. Other than paying fines out the ass and losing my driving license for six months, I am not sure what else will happen. I really don't mind giving up pot, but it really sucks knowing that I could possibly lose financial aid for college. Hope everyone else out there takes this as a precautionary message for those you trying to beat the court.

[TebitEvas]

Whoa, losing your license?? Is a DUI involved here? Is there more charges than just simple possession, or were you maybe driving when you got caught. Im currently pending a possible license loss also, but man I'd be pissed if I lost it for a frickin s.poss. and I wasn't even driving. Messed up country man.

[TebitEvas]

If it makes you feel better I got busted with a pipe in my car (didnt have my license, was arrested, then searched), was Not administered a sobriety test and was arrested for DUI. So far Ive already dropped 3k on a lawyer and Im lookin at up to 1.5k more to take care of the court costs and a pending traffic ticket I forgot to show up to court on. That bs dui will cost me nearly 5k, even though I dont think it will stick in court.

[lankyelephant]

If it makes you feel better I got busted with a pipe in my car (didnt have my license, was arrested, then searched), was Not administered a sobriety test and was arrested for DUI. So far Ive already dropped 3k on a lawyer and Im lookin at up to 1.5k more to take care of the court costs and a pending traffic ticket I forgot to show up to court on. That bs dui will cost me nearly 5k, even though I dont think it will stick in court.

No, I actually got caught in my own dorm room when my RA called the police on me. They violated my rights and that is why the case was going to be dropped if I passed the two drug tests. I really have no clue as to what will happen, time will only tell. I'm sorry to hear about your misfortunes, that really is such a shitty situation. Just keep your head up Tebit, don't let the system bring you down.