the whizzinator

[spazzoid06]

i recently joined the army national guard so they could pay for my college , for sum gay ass reason i get randomly drug tested at least once a year , my job is to go one weekend a month and march around or sum gay bullshit like that , but i dont want to get kicked out n shit so i gotta come up with some way to pass the drug test's , it looks like the best option is the whizzinator , does anyone know if the thing works? and will it be easy for me to keep the pee at the right temperature?

[memoryburner]

i wouldnt try to cheat on an army drug test...

[O. G. ganja smoker]

^ Me neither i heard it works but its too risky(Whizzanator), if u get caught it will probly be a court martial with a dishonarable discharge. At least your getting college. Im joining Active Duty in bout a month... when i quit. Ima not risk bullshit and just go cold turkey when i get out ill be smoking like a chimney again :thumbsup:. Good luck though and you can be called to defend your country, I hear there using everyone about the same like active go just as much as guard/Reserves.

[slantedeyes]

If observed which you will be for the military test, the wizzinator definately looks like a fake dick. The military also checks for 20ng istead of 50ng. I would recommend that you just quit completely, because you will eventually get caught on a military drug test with the randoms they pull.

[spazzoid06]

nah fuck quittin