Naturall Marijuana detox

[Marijuana924]

I have a drug test Through the city for becoming a lifeguard. It is extremely important to pass this test, I do not know what type of test it will be most likely 50ng/ml BUT it might be a 20 ng/ml.

Since February I have smoked 3-4/wk. In March I smoked on the 1st and 8th. My drug test is on either April 12 OR April 19 I have the option. I would rather choose the one on the 12 of April so that I can Smoke sooner, but if I wont be clean then ill do the one on the 19th. I am 5' 5" 115Lbs. Fairly slow metabolism, Rarely excersize, I am fairly skinny to.

For the test on April 12 I will have been clean for 30 days
For the test on April 19 I will have been clean for 37 days


As of now I drink a 1.5 liter bottle of green tea. It speeds up my metabolism a bit.

Subbing is not an option for me and If my parents find out I will be dead.

WILL I BE CLEAN FOR THE FIRST TEST......OR SHOULD I WAIT FOR THE SECOND DATE. THAT IS THE MAIN QUESTION
IS THERE ANYTHINK ELSE NATURALY THAT I CAN DO TO IMPROVE MY CHANCES OF PASSING???

ANY HELP IS GREATLY APPRECIATED

[killerweed420]

You maybe OK without doing anything. The only way to tell is to pickup a cheap thc test strip.
You can eat a high fiber diet or get some metamucil. It will help.
It will help to follow the dillution sticky the morning of the test.

[Marijuana924]

I just went to walgreens and bought an at home drug test for $15. I tested myself and I could barely see the line on the bottom. It was an EXTREMELY faint grey line.....did I pass it?

[Youreface]

Im pretty sure as long as the line is visible and can be photocopied it is a pass.

[Marijuana924]

okay because the line was so faint you couldnt tell unless you really looked

[FakeBoobsRule]

Yeah youreface is almost there, if it can be photocopied or photographed and it shows up, then it's a line. Problem is I doubt you used the first void of the day and if it was that faint you might not pass because of changes in fluid intake but you still have several weeks so that barel pass should turn into easily passing if you don't smoke anymore. You will go through at least a couple more half lifes by then.

I didn't know that if you are applying for Baywatch that you can't substitute! :wtf: :D

[Marijuana924]

I would substitute if I was out of my house cause if something went wrong my parents would flip a shit. My little brother is applying for the same job and has to take a drug test the same date I go in. He doesnt smoke weed cause' he thinks it will stunt his growth(lol) so I thought about having him piss in something before we leave our house and tape it to my leg and put a hand warmer down there but that is to risky for me. But I should pass without smoking until that first Test date so I'll just wait until after that to smoke again. And I will probably go to walgreens and get another At home test kit to test myself before I go in. If I fail it I'll choose my second test date to give me more time, but if I pass then I'll choose the first one.

[Marijuana924]

Oh yeah......I tested myself at like 9:30pm last night so I didn't end up using my first piss of the day. Is that bad?

[Deige]

Yes... As FBR stated u want to use the first void of the day because it is the dirtiest. Your fluid intake throughout the day will increase your chances of passing a UA(see dilution method above). So the next time u test yourself use the first void of the day. If u are still unsure whether your line is passing then use the dilution method the morning of the test. Hope this helps and good luck. :thumbsup:

[FakeBoobsRule]

How old are you that you have never heard about the first void of the day?

[killerweed420]

I would substitute if I was out of my house cause if something went wrong my parents would flip a shit. My little brother is applying for the same job and has to take a drug test the same date I go in. He doesnt smoke weed cause' he thinks it will stunt his growth(lol) so I thought about having him piss in something before we leave our house and tape it to my leg and put a hand warmer down there but that is to risky for me. But I should pass without smoking until that first Test date so I'll just wait until after that to smoke again. And I will probably go to walgreens and get another At home test kit to test myself before I go in. If I fail it I'll choose my second test date to give me more time, but if I pass then I'll choose the first one.
You are a little on the short side.lol
I would say you'll probably be fine by the 12th. High fiber diet,metamucil,exercise up to a couple days before the UA. And follow the dillution sticky the morning of your test.Substitute gatorade for the water. I would check yourself again 24 hours before the test.

[jeffman]

How old are you that you have never heard about the first void of the day?


Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding...:smokin::stoned:

[Marijuana924]

I hope I pass this test. 30 days should be enought time to get clean