dragonrider
03-13-2008, 08:29 AM
At least one in four teenage girls nationwide has a sexually transmitted disease, or more than 3 million teens, according to the first study of its kind in this age group.
Here's a link: Study: 1 in 4 teen girls has an STD - CNN.com (http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/03/11/teen.std.ap/index.html)
This CNN article does not get into it, but the article I read in my paper blamed the trend on Abstinence-Only sex education classes. It said teens are not getting educated about how to prevent disease and pregnancy --- they are just being told not to do it. It's idiotic, and people are getting sick.
Back in my day we had great sex ed in the public schools. I learned all about how babies are made. For those of you who grew up in the Abstinence-Only era, let me share some of this info with you. If you haven't heard about this, it'll freak you right out --- it's a miracle, but it's the weirdest thing ever.
You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much, they may wish to express their love in a physical way. During the physical expression of love, the man and woman take their clothes off. They then stand back to back, totaly naked. They push their behinds out until their butts are touching. Their butts touching in this way causes them to become physically aroused. When they are both sufficiently aroused, they fart simultaneously. If they both fart at exactly the same instant, and if the fart is potent enough, the woman may become pregnant. Nine months later a doctor at the hospital will unzip a pouch in the mother's belly and pull out a baby. It's a miracle.
Some people like to engage in this physical expression of love without the actual love, and even worse, wthout being married. They perform the act for fun, not for the purpose of making miracle babies. Sometimes they use a special butt cork called a "condom" to prevent pregnancy. God hates this and gives those people AIDS.
So now you know all about love, sex, pregnancy, condoms and AIDS!
Here's a link: Study: 1 in 4 teen girls has an STD - CNN.com (http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/03/11/teen.std.ap/index.html)
This CNN article does not get into it, but the article I read in my paper blamed the trend on Abstinence-Only sex education classes. It said teens are not getting educated about how to prevent disease and pregnancy --- they are just being told not to do it. It's idiotic, and people are getting sick.
Back in my day we had great sex ed in the public schools. I learned all about how babies are made. For those of you who grew up in the Abstinence-Only era, let me share some of this info with you. If you haven't heard about this, it'll freak you right out --- it's a miracle, but it's the weirdest thing ever.
You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much, they may wish to express their love in a physical way. During the physical expression of love, the man and woman take their clothes off. They then stand back to back, totaly naked. They push their behinds out until their butts are touching. Their butts touching in this way causes them to become physically aroused. When they are both sufficiently aroused, they fart simultaneously. If they both fart at exactly the same instant, and if the fart is potent enough, the woman may become pregnant. Nine months later a doctor at the hospital will unzip a pouch in the mother's belly and pull out a baby. It's a miracle.
Some people like to engage in this physical expression of love without the actual love, and even worse, wthout being married. They perform the act for fun, not for the purpose of making miracle babies. Sometimes they use a special butt cork called a "condom" to prevent pregnancy. God hates this and gives those people AIDS.
So now you know all about love, sex, pregnancy, condoms and AIDS!