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dragonrider
03-13-2008, 08:29 AM
At least one in four teenage girls nationwide has a sexually transmitted disease, or more than 3 million teens, according to the first study of its kind in this age group.

Here's a link: Study: 1 in 4 teen girls has an STD - CNN.com (http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/03/11/teen.std.ap/index.html)

This CNN article does not get into it, but the article I read in my paper blamed the trend on Abstinence-Only sex education classes. It said teens are not getting educated about how to prevent disease and pregnancy --- they are just being told not to do it. It's idiotic, and people are getting sick.

Back in my day we had great sex ed in the public schools. I learned all about how babies are made. For those of you who grew up in the Abstinence-Only era, let me share some of this info with you. If you haven't heard about this, it'll freak you right out --- it's a miracle, but it's the weirdest thing ever.

You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much, they may wish to express their love in a physical way. During the physical expression of love, the man and woman take their clothes off. They then stand back to back, totaly naked. They push their behinds out until their butts are touching. Their butts touching in this way causes them to become physically aroused. When they are both sufficiently aroused, they fart simultaneously. If they both fart at exactly the same instant, and if the fart is potent enough, the woman may become pregnant. Nine months later a doctor at the hospital will unzip a pouch in the mother's belly and pull out a baby. It's a miracle.

Some people like to engage in this physical expression of love without the actual love, and even worse, wthout being married. They perform the act for fun, not for the purpose of making miracle babies. Sometimes they use a special butt cork called a "condom" to prevent pregnancy. God hates this and gives those people AIDS.

So now you know all about love, sex, pregnancy, condoms and AIDS!

legalize_it420_4ever
03-13-2008, 08:54 AM
ummm what? lol did i really read what i think i just read? do u actually belive u can get a girl pregnant by farting in her ass? what the fuck that is the most fucked up thing i think i have ever read and if anybody is actually dumb enough to belive that lol man i dont even know i should stop b4 i get myself into trouble what the fuck is all i hafta say about that lol dude im baffled by that fart thing and it says 18% of the girls surveyed had a form of cervical cancer thing cancer is not contagious this just straight up doesnt make sence 2 me

rebgirl420
03-13-2008, 09:01 AM
The girls have HPV, Human papaloma virus. It comes in multiple forms. Sometimes it comes in the form of genital warts and sometimes it does nothing at all but raise your rate of getting cervical cancer.

And a lot of times it goes away naturally.

They give shots for it now. I got the shot myself. Better safe than sorry.

chrons
03-13-2008, 09:10 AM
SO SO SO SO SO many girls have HPV it's getting RIDICULOUS because all guys want to do is bang the girls with no condom, and most of them are just banging around all over with friends and people in the same area, it spreads FAST, the hotties are getting this HPV thing guys and it's serious, nobody thinks nowadays they just want some quick action, it's dangerous!

But seriously, condom or oral, I don't mean to be explicit but guys seriously you have to watch out, girls too, by any means DAMN! :stoned:

but honestly, it's getting bad, and HPV is getting too common too fast...

I'm abstinent! :hippy:

peace.love>SAFELY ;)

rebgirl420
03-13-2008, 09:11 AM
Protecting yourself should be common sense. And your number one priority.

8182KSKUSH
03-13-2008, 11:08 AM
Study: 1 in 4 teen girls has an STD

:S2::S2:
Yeah Don't I know it!

Psycho4Bud
03-13-2008, 11:30 AM
How times have changed.....back in my day the big worry was if she had crabs.:icon506:

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

Storm Crow
03-13-2008, 01:09 PM
I would expect that the boys also have a 1 in 4 (or higher) chance of having a STD, also! Got condoms? - Granny:hippy:

SFGurrilla
03-13-2008, 02:17 PM
Do condoms really stop STD's? My sex drive has depleted from smoking so much. So I can contain myself, plus I have my right HAND man. Ya dig?

Psycho4Bud
03-13-2008, 02:27 PM
In the famous words of Frank Zappa::D
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'N' grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...
when...
I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtPviLunCsQ

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

dragonrider
03-13-2008, 04:48 PM
ummm what? lol did i really read what i think i just read? do u actually belive u can get a girl pregnant by farting in her ass? what the fuck that is the most fucked up thing i think i have ever read and if anybody is actually dumb enough to belive that lol man i dont even know i should stop b4 i get myself into trouble what the fuck is all i hafta say about that lol dude im baffled by that fart thing and it says 18% of the girls surveyed had a form of cervical cancer thing cancer is not contagious this just straight up doesnt make sence 2 me

You never heard of this before? See, this is how our education system is failing the youth of today.

You've probably heard some rumor from your friends about how sex is when a man puts his ... you know ... his THING inside a woman's ... ummmm ... well ... you know ...her PLACE. But think about it, that's just nasty and wierd. No, it's about the simultanesous fart.

NorthBrook19
03-15-2008, 02:44 AM
This 30-something woman co-worker of mine was bitching about this. I had already read the article on Reddit and now that the story was in traditional media, I figured I'd let her say her piece without me telling her I had already read. According to said person, the country's going to hell in a handbasket because American girls are little sluts. She went on this tirade about how we're condoning sex before marriage, yada yada. She ended her shpiel with saying that Lord Jesus better hurry up and come. I didn't respond to her (out of shock at how stupid she sounded), but merely nodded and walked away.

katyowns
03-15-2008, 03:45 AM
The HPV Vaccine only protects against 4 out of hundreds of types of the virus. It's a good start, but no where near a perfect form of prevention.

Mr. Clandestine
03-15-2008, 03:49 AM
You've probably heard some rumor from your friends about how sex is when a man puts his ... you know ... his THING inside a woman's ... ummmm ... well ... you know ...her PLACE.

:giggity:

The pauses and selective capitalization in this post is just too funny not to comment! Good show, ole chap... keep that humor coming!