The lengths some people will go through to prove a point...

[Mr. Clandestine]

WICHITA, Kan. (AP) -- Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years - so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.

Sheriff: Woman sat on toilet for 2 years (http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/W/WOMAN_IN_BATHROOM?SITE=ORAST&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT)

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Read this and thought it was pretty humorous...
...but, what was the point? :confused:

[smokealot123]

is it a world reccord lol ? maby she was trying to break a reccord of some sourt :s thats just burnt to sit down for such a long time that your ass moulds to something.. what point was she trying to make ?:clap:

[FakeBoobsRule]

Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years

TBO.com - News From AP (http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/W/WOMAN_IN_BATHROOM?SITE=FLTAM&SECTION=HOME)

[Mr. Clandestine]

is it a world reccord lol ? maby she was trying to break a reccord of some sourt :s thats just burnt to sit down for such a long time that your ass moulds to something.. what point was she trying to make ?:clap:

Haha, someone call Guinness or Ripley's. After her possible stint in jail, and subsequent admittance to the psychiatric hospital, she may be able to claim notoriety for setting a world record in the "Most Pointless Temper-Tantrum" category. :D

[Psycho4Bud]

Reminds me of that movie, "Secretary". Lil' bit of BDSM going on there.:thumbsup:

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[carinia]

Hahahahaha omg i love kansas.

[Mr. Clandestine]

Reminds me of that movie, "Secretary". Lil' bit of BDSM going on there.:thumbsup:

BIG differences between bondage, and literally being bonded to a toilet seat! I think the boyfriend is just as much of a loon for letting this go on for so long. I shudder to think what their sex life must have been like. :eek:

[Breukelen advocaat]

The Ness County Sheriff, who was on the scene when she was discovered, is named Bryan Whipple.

Charmin Bathroom Tissue should hire the people involved for a commercial endorsement of their products.

[psychocat]

If she physicaly couldn't get off the seat then how in hell did she wipe her arse ?? :(
I shudder to think how bad her arse must have stank. :wtf:

[Mr. Clandestine]

If she physicaly couldn't get off the seat then how in hell did she wipe her arse ?? :(
I shudder to think how bad her arse must have stank. :wtf:

Maybe it was a bidet. If not, then you're right... that's gross.

[carinia]

euw psychocat you totally just ruined my buzz. What if the toilet got clogged? euw!! OMG AND IT WAS A WOMAN!:eek:

Oh jesus im never looking at this thread again!

[Reefer Rogue]

wtf i can't wipe this smile off my face

[TOOL9]

haha WOW. Why the hell did her boyfriend wait 2 YEARS to call the cops.

[carinia]

Damn you Fakeboobs.

Theres already a thread on this and I said i wasnt going to revisit it! Im traumatized enough! But now I had to rethink that story :P

Youre not nice :)

[Mississippi Steve]

FBR, your a strange person indeed. I won't even ask what search terms you used to find that or why

[Twentyinches]

damn....one craaaaaazy bitch...

[Mr. Clandestine]

Hahaha, I read this article this afternoon and decided to post about it here (http://boards.cannabis.com/current-events/151796-lengths-some-people-will-go-through-prove-point.html). I don't think I remember the article saying why she did it, only that she did it. Kinda wish I didn't say anything, because it started making people think about it with way too many extra details! :D

[happiestmferoutthere]

Wow!! Thats crazy! I sure hope there were 2 bathrooms in the place. Otherwise where did the boyfriend do his business? And can you imagine the smell!
Excuse me.... I'm gonna go puke now! :(

[FakeBoobsRule]

FBR, your a strange person indeed. I won't even ask what search terms you used to find that or why
I didn't search. It was on the combined website for the Tampa NBC affliate/Tribune newspaper. So many questions, so few answers on this one. My ass goes numb if I sit on the toilet too long. I wonder how numb here's was! He should have put the food and paper right outside the bathroom and lured her out.

[dragonrider]

Can your ass actually grow onto the toliet seat?

I'm going to use that the next time someone takes too long in the john, "Don't let your ass grow onto the seat! It's happened before, you know! "

[dragonrider]

If she physicaly couldn't get off the seat then how in hell did she wipe her arse ?? :(
I shudder to think how bad her arse must have stank. :wtf:

Maybe only one cheek was bonded to the crapper and she could sneak in the other side.

Butt seriously, in this case, bad funky butt is the least of the worries.

[dragonrider]

I shudder to think what their sex life must have been like. :eek:

Against my better judgement, I am seriously trying to visualize this. How do you have sex with a woman whose ass is bonded to a toilet seat?

[Psycho4Bud]

Against my better judgement, I am seriously trying to visualize this. How do you have sex with a woman whose ass is bonded to a toilet seat?

Unless her head was stuck in the shitter too, I can think of a way.:D

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[legalize_it420_4ever]

i just saw this on the morning news lol why on earth would ne1 do this i dont get it

[rebgirl420]

Unless her head was stuck in the shitter too, I can think of a way.:D

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

Did I just freaking read this? Hahahahaha! :dance:

[8182KSKUSH]

Yup, that sounds about right. Typical liberal democrat from Kansas, so scared that she just stayed in her bathroom for the last 2 years, she believed that Bush was probably using the Patriot Act to spy on her, but she knew even he would not spy on her there!:D

[rebgirl420]

:tin foil hat: *twighlight zone music*

[smok3y]

NESS CITY, Kan. - Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether she was mistreated.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.

Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City womanâ??s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

â??We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,â?� Whipple said. â??The hospital removed it.â?�

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

â??She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,â?� Whipple said. â??It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself.â?�

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

â??And her reply would be, â??Maybe tomorrow,â?�â?? Whipple said. â??According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.â?�

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that â??there was something wrong with his girlfriend,â?� Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was â??somewhat disoriented,â?� and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

â??She said that she didnâ??t need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave,â?� he said.

She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police have declined to release the coupleâ??s names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz in Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years - More health news - MSNBC.com (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/)

Now why the hell would you want to sit on the toilet for 2 years straight with your pants around your ankles..I'd say she was either away with it in the head, or she was taking one mighty long shit..lol

[Psycho4Bud]

Now why the hell would you want to sit on the toilet for 2 years straight with your pants around your ankles..I'd say she was either away with it in the head, or she was taking one mighty long shit..lol[/QUOTE]

I'm a bit curious on where the dude was doing his business since the toilet has been in constant use for 2 years. Holy Constipation Batman!!:eek:

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[smok3y]

Now why the hell would you want to sit on the toilet for 2 years straight with your pants around your ankles..I'd say she was either away with it in the head, or she was taking one mighty long shit..lol

I'm a bit curious on where the dude was doing his business since the toilet has been in constant use for 2 years. Holy Constipation Batman!!:eek:

Have a good one!:jointsmile:[/QUOTE]

He might have had a bucket next to his girlfriend, so they could hold hands while the took a shit together..lol:D

[DAY-DREAMER-MAN]

:wtf::giggity::giggity:

[Mr. Clandestine]

I've already thought way more about this womans predicament than I probably should have, but how did she bathe herself? DID she bathe herself? Maybe she got a sponge bath everywhere except her derriere?

Damn, I REALLY need to quit thinking so far into this...

[Breukelen advocaat]

Sheriff: Woman sat on toilet for 2 years (http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/W/WOMAN_IN_BATHROOM?SITE=ORAST&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT)

The article has been updated, with more information. She may end up in a wheelchair due to leg infections. There is also a video on the above link.

"But McFarren said she moved around in the bathroom during that time, bathed and changed into the clothes he brought her. He brought food and water to her. They had conversations and had an otherwise normal relationship - except it all happened in the bathroom."

[Mr. Clandestine]

They had conversations and had an otherwise normal relationship - except it all happened in the bathroom."

That's a really BIG 'otherwise', though! Thanks for the update. :D

"Honey, what do you think of this wallpaper? That would look really nice in the dining r-... uh, nevermind..."

[yokinazu]

"But McFarren

is that her name or her boyfreind

[Twentyinches]

yeah and 2 years without gettin any either? I mean no way did that happen on the toilet haha. I guess if you went elsewhere she can't catch ya if shes stuck in the bathroom lol