Could the following help clean me out??

[GanjaGuy001]

Hello again everyone, I know I have posted on here a few times before and last time I said it would be the last question, but hopefully this will really be the last question! To make a long story short I have been given an extension on taking my UA by just asking for a "little more time". My QF arrived today but I am still really spooked about trying to use it, and I don't really know why, it just freaks me out that I could get busted subbing. I know the test won't be observed but I am worried about the whole temp thing being off a little bit and raising red flags. I have smoked daily for the past several years, 5'10" 160lbs and have an average build and average/above-average metabolism.

1) I haven't smoked since last Thursday and since then I have been working out (with the goal of sweating my ass off) like a mad man and drinking a combo of cranberry juice and water to try and cleanse on my own. Since THC is stored in fat would something like Hydroxycut or metabolife help speed up the cleansing process?

2) I have heard a lot about the 'Jello method' (http://www.marijuanapassion.com/forum/showthread.php?t=58) does anyone know if this works at all or is that rumor or 50/50?

3) Finally another guy that works with me is a chronic smoker like myself (blazes all the time, in fact he blazed today) and was talking about using something from GNC called Mega Clean? I told him those things were bunk but he said his wife has used it and passed even with smoking the day before. Does this stuff really work?

I am thinking about using the QF, but trying to clean myself out as much as I can in order to pass on my own if I feel 'spooked' or am watched at the facility. I would ultimately like to pass this thing with my on whizz next Friday is that even a possibility? Any answers would be a big help!!
Killer I know you'll come through for me again!

And as always thanks a lot, you guys are great and I look forward to being able to contribute once this is all over with!!

[killerweed420]

Being a heavy smoker I don't think I would even bother to try and get clean in this short of time. I'm 6'1" 280 lbs and it takes me about 3 weeks to get clean but I've seen others that have taken 4 to 8 weeks to get clean.
1: Metamucil will work better.
2: Jello method is pectin which does basically the same thing as metamucil.It keeps your colon scrubbed out which doesn't allow the thc metabolites to be absorbed and passed through the urine.
3:Detox drinks rely more on dillution than anything else I think. I don't like them because they are risky. To high of a failure rate.If you had time and could afford to buy a few bottles and experiment with yourself then it might be worth it.
But why? QF works a 100% of the time and the temp is easy to work out. Spend a couple days practicing with the QF. Keep the temp between 90 and 100 and you'll be fine.

[Love2Chief]

what the hell is QF? i myself need to get clean so i can get my ass a job and i was looking in to gettins some of the synthetic piss, do those really work? thanx peeps

[GanjaGuy001]

what the hell is QF? i myself need to get clean so i can get my ass a job and i was looking in to gettins some of the synthetic piss, do those really work? thanx peeps
Chief,
QF is QuickFix synthetic urine. From the research I have done, both on the web and talking to friends, synthetics never fail and can only be flagged if you get the temp wrong. I practiced twice today and it is REALLY easy to get the temp right on! Just go buy some HotHands-2 hand warmers (available at Wal-Mart) and use a rubberband to secure a single warmer to the opposite side of the temp strip. Buy some nice and tight briefs (I hate wearing them but its worth it for concealment) and put on two pairs. Place the bottle and warmer combo in the 'taint region' between to two pairs of briefs and wait roughly an 1-1.5 hrs and the temp hits right at 98-100. It will stay there for a few hours, plenty of time to knock out a UA. It should also be noted to place the temp strip away from your body when inserting in to the crotch region to make sure it is picking up the temp of the solution in the bottle and not your own body heat.

I have not used this successfully myself yet but will be giving it a shot tomorrow. I will let you know how it goes.

EVERYONE WISH ME LUCK!!

[Love2Chief]

hey good luck man and thanks for the info im gunna have to get one of these .:thumbsup:

[Love2Chief]

haha yeah i jst ordered two of these i saw a video on how to use it and i was pretty much sold.sweet theyl be here within 4 days:thumbsup:

[GanjaGuy001]

haha yeah i jst ordered two of these i saw a video on how to use it and i was pretty much sold.sweet theyl be here within 4 days:thumbsup:
Well I executed my plan today and it went PERFECTLY!!! No sweat at all!! The paranoia and nerves leading up to were nothing short of terrible and I was eating xanax like candy (I am perscribed them so no biggie with that) but it was all just paranoia! The actual LABCORP test is SUPER easy, you just empty your pockets, wash your hands, and are put in a small bathroom BY YOUR SELF!! The collector acted like everything was totally normal!! So I hope this helps and I should have my results by Friday, I will let you all know what the final result is, but it is a huge relief to have the actual test behind me!!
Good luck Chief, follow my instructions, check your temp before you go in to the facility to make sure you are in the neighborhood of 90-100 and if you do you are as good as gold (pun very much intended!)

AND A BIG THANKS TO KILLERWEED420:thumbsup:!!! HE IS THE MAN ON THESE FORUMS AND HAS BEEN A GREAT HELP TO ME PERSONALLY IN THIS WHOLE PROCESS!!!

THE TOKER COMMUNITY IS THE BEST!!:jointsmile:

[Love2Chief]

glad everthing worked out.a friend of mine got a hold of somebodys piss and the dumbass turned it in cold so he prettymuch failed miserably.

[GanjaGuy001]

Yeah temperature is the END ALL AND BE ALL when it comes to subbing if the temp is off you might as well be pissin your own dirty urine!! Like I said before hot hands is the key!!!
WHY?? Sure the QF kit comes with its own heating pad but there is only one.... which is why I recommend the hot hands. You can scoop up 4 for a buck and some change and then you can practice with them as well as put them to use when its GO TIME!!