Guyâ??s view on why the world can never be perfect

[THClord]

Some high writing: Of course I think what I wrote is absolutely amazing now, but I'll see if it is or not when I read it sober tomorrow.

Here it goes:



Guyâ??s view on why the world can never be perfect:

Man controls the world. Every man wants what is best for everyone to start with. Without women, men would create a perfect world. But men need women. And women are ALWAYS attracted to the wrong guy.



Problem:
If I try to pull someone closer theyâ??ll be a friend. If I try to push someone away theyâ??ll be attracted to me. But the problem is I want those who I pull closer to be attracted to me.



Women are only attracted to a man that they think pushes everyone away, yet is still friends with everyone. This of course is very rare, probably about 1 out of 1000 men. However it is easy to fake being one of those guys. Youâ??re entire life can be the perfect play, because you become the person who you pretend to be.

This is the source of all problems. If the person he is pretending to be is cruel, he will become cruel. If he is funny, he will become funny.

Why does this problem exist? It is what drives evolution today. It is an incredible system that acts on both men and women to drive our species further and further. Womenâ??s role is to pick the most successful man and choose the best possible genes for the next generation. Menâ??s role is to become the person they view as the most successful in society and at once contribute most to society.

Will this ever change? NO. The system is perfect for evolution, so why would it. Evolution doesnâ??t care about our happiness.


In the end here is the final breakdown of men:
BAD GENES:
- Losers 10%
NORMAL GENES:
- Normal guys, viewed as the average 55%
- Normal guys, who are in a positive light 4% <-- lucky if he gets women
- Normal guys, who put on a badass play 30% <-- gets women
GOOD GENES:
- Badass 1% <-- gets women

So even though only 30% have fake personalities, they account for getting about 90-95% of getting women. So why is the majority of reproduction done with normal genes and not good genes? It is because of our evolutionary recent change to living in complex societies instead of small tribes. In a small tribe everyone talks with everyone, so it is impossible to fake a personality. Putting on a badass play was nearly impossible. Women have a very good sense in determining when someone is lying, but it is not good enough. Evolution will hurry and catch up, but it will take a couple thousand years. But in the mean-time we have a society of fake-badass men who are dishonest so their cover isnâ??t blown.

[jimmy8778]

im a little high right now, and its amazing, the ending and the first part were the best though

[iTokethings]

Ur Funny :)

Everyone wants what they cant have

Surley at some point in your life there has been a nice girl who likes you and you like her but you really dont find her attractive because she seems to needy
But when theres a girl you try and talk to and shes not intrested you become crazy for her.

happens to me all the time lol

[josemartinez915]

wow..im so high

[jagarr]

imagine how boring and shitty the world would be if it was perfect? :wtf:

think about it - youd never die in halo so why try to be nice at it (i like to die a whole bunch like i never played before then hustle kids for 20 bucks and beat them 10-0)... youd never break up with a chick only to find out her friend was who u wanted/wanted you all along... youd never get creamed at an intersection by some idiot and get a free new car out of it after walking away uninjured when you were secretly pretty tired of your old car anyways:D

yes theyve all happened to me, haha

[melodious fellow]

THC, you are correct in your observations nearly to a t! There is a fabulous read called "Mean Genes" (found it on Barnles and Nobles website for like $3 or something) and it is one of the best books I have read on how evolution and ancient instincts impacts our modern lives

peace

[brainface]

Interesting post, but I think the media is a HUGE part of why the world is so crappy today.

[TheSmokingMonkey]

This confuses me a lot - it reminds me of some of the weird incoherent stuff I have written while high.

Sooo maybe you're real high but it's good to know I'm not alone in doing this :)

[llama shack]

All I'm going to say is that attracting women can be broken down into a science. Sure, some people are naturally more prone to success with women, but as long as you know what things will trigger attraction, you're golden in terms of being good with women.

[SFGurrilla]

I get pussy all the time. It comes to my door step almost daily.

[Coelho]

Interesting post, but I think the media is a HUGE part of why the world is so crappy today.

I agree... but i think the fault is of the people who let themselves be dominated by what the media says instead to think by themselves...

To the OP... THClord, it makes plenty of sense to me... maybe cause im always a bit high... anyway... IMHO, the best way to get women is to realize that, even if it is a VERY good thing, it isnt (or it shouldnt be) everything in someones life.
Frequently, when we desire very much one thing we end pushing it away... Yet when we dont desire something, usually it comes to us without any effort. So im sure the guys who get all the women just dont care if they succeed or not, and doing so they always (or very frequently) suceed.

[XXBlaze of DesiréXX]

Excuse me! But im a women, and i think wat ur saying is complete bullshit!:mad: Without women in this world, this world would die! Women create life, and without us noone would be around! So i dont know where the hell u got ur information, or wat the hell ur thinkin! but next time i think u should think before u say, becuz without ur mother, being a women, u wouldnt be alive!:mad: Only someone who has problems getting women would say shit like that and if so, i can see why! This is supposed to be a friendly talk lounge which is wat it says at the top of this forum and ur bringing down women! Think next time!:jointsmile:

Keep on tokin:stoned:

[Coelho]

^^^^ It reminds me a joke...

The husband is reading the paper and says to his wife:
"There is a study here that says that women tends to take everything personally"
And she answer, irritated:
"Not ME!"
:D

[NextLineIsMine]

Blaze I think youre jumping your guns

THClord youre overthinking relationships WAY too much

People do indeed want things they cant have but by no means exclusively, we would all be miserable if this were exclusively true.

Women dont all want this badass reluctant dude you think you have to be.

Seriously use a little cunning and effort and you'll find you can win many things you want

[blackbarbie]

Omg we do not all want "guys that are bad for us" and assholes. We just don't want a punk ass bitch (not calling u one, i'm just saying!). a lot of times guys confuse being meek, shy, or not aggressive with being a nice guy. those 3 qualities are like the biggest turnoffs for me and i'd say probably a lot of other females. if you're confident and cute, you don't need to be an asshole you will pull girls anyway

don't pretend to be our friend either. i cant tell you how betrayed i feel when i found out a guy that i thought was completely platonic suddenly now wants to hook up. it makes me think, wow he totally just used emotional intimacy as a way to attempt to get in my pants. no different from what an asshole would do.

[Innominate]

Freedom of; thought is Golden.

[zzdank]

Some high writing: Of course I think what I wrote is absolutely amazing now, but I'll see if it is or not when I read it sober tomorrow.

Here it goes:



Guyâ??s view on why the world can never be perfect:

Man controls the world. Every man wants what is best for everyone to start with. Without women, men would create a perfect world. But men need women. And women are ALWAYS attracted to the wrong guy.



Problem:
If I try to pull someone closer theyâ??ll be a friend. If I try to push someone away theyâ??ll be attracted to me. But the problem is I want those who I pull closer to be attracted to me.



Women are only attracted to a man that they think pushes everyone away, yet is still friends with everyone. This of course is very rare, probably about 1 out of 1000 men. However it is easy to fake being one of those guys. Youâ??re entire life can be the perfect play, because you become the person who you pretend to be.

This is the source of all problems. If the person he is pretending to be is cruel, he will become cruel. If he is funny, he will become funny.

Why does this problem exist? It is what drives evolution today. It is an incredible system that acts on both men and women to drive our species further and further. Womenâ??s role is to pick the most successful man and choose the best possible genes for the next generation. Menâ??s role is to become the person they view as the most successful in society and at once contribute most to society.

Will this ever change? NO. The system is perfect for evolution, so why would it. Evolution doesnâ??t care about our happiness.


In the end here is the final breakdown of men:
BAD GENES:
- Losers 10%
NORMAL GENES:
- Normal guys, viewed as the average 55%
- Normal guys, who are in a positive light 4% <-- lucky if he gets women
- Normal guys, who put on a badass play 30% <-- gets women
GOOD GENES:
- Badass 1% <-- gets women

So even though only 30% have fake personalities, they account for getting about 90-95% of getting women. So why is the majority of reproduction done with normal genes and not good genes? It is because of our evolutionary recent change to living in complex societies instead of small tribes. In a small tribe everyone talks with everyone, so it is impossible to fake a personality. Putting on a badass play was nearly impossible. Women have a very good sense in determining when someone is lying, but it is not good enough. Evolution will hurry and catch up, but it will take a couple thousand years. But in the mean-time we have a society of fake-badass men who are dishonest so their cover isnâ??t blown.

You sir are in requirment of some poon. :thumbsup: