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deadblazer
02-23-2008, 09:02 PM
hello, i had a question for you guys out there. i smoked yesterday 2/22 and i have a military drug test comin up on thursday and i was wondering if this will work? i just started taking metamucil , i hear it helps to grab onto your fat cells and redirects them to your stool as oppsd to coming out in urine. i also just started taking some pills called azo, they are for urinary tract infections, basically just a diuretic so i can piss the thc out faster. i am six feet tall wheigh in at around 195 lbs. i have 10% body fat with a bmi of 22 so i would hope i have a good chance. my test is on thursday with the recruiter in his office. if i pass then i will go to meps the following day. so i hope i pass thursday but i also have a detox drink. it is the detoxify brand xxtra clean. i would use that for the real test on friday. please let me know any ideas that will help i also excersice about three days a week. please please let me know what you guys think! thanks in advance.:thumbsup:

killerweed420
02-24-2008, 01:54 AM
Were you a hfulltime smoker?

deadblazer
02-25-2008, 03:16 AM
i smoked about between a gram or two every other day

Herreic68
02-25-2008, 04:15 AM
If your in the military you shouldnt be smoking. Good luck on your test and while they might not get you this time they WILL catch you. Do yourself a favor, get through your contract and then blaze all day while uncle sam buys you school.

deadblazer
02-25-2008, 04:31 AM
im not in yet. that is what im planinng on doing i just want to sign my papers sooner but my piss is still dirty ya feel me. but i will edoing this test in my recruiters office first before i go down to the meps station. i already told him i had previously smoked so he knows i might be dirty. just trying to speed it up. peace:rastasmoke:

Herreic68
02-25-2008, 04:43 AM
all im saying is that its really easy to quit smoking...tomorrow, hopefully you pass and good luck. I respect you for what your doing. Its a really big decision, stay safe

mrcl0wn
02-25-2008, 04:22 PM
you know. reading all of these different solutions and ways to quick fix yourself and make sure you pass just makes me go crazy.

there is NO sure way, other than to NOT do drugs.

there are ways to of course, dilute your piss.

you can ask advice all day long on what works... but its really just all about your body chemistry, and metabolic rate.

i, myself am a giant smoker. i smoke too much, thats for sure .. to the point i need to smoke just to eat.

anyways, i remember i had a drug test for a job a year ago. and it was a bullshit job, so i didn't give a fuck if i passed the test or not. i smoked the whole year, every day before that, and the day of the drug test, actually minutes within the test.

all i did was buy 2 monsters and chug one, take a piss or 2, and the chug the other, and then some how i pissed clean and got the job.

this is why all this talk about what works drives me crazy...

i'm not sure if it was my super fast metabolism that helps me look clean, or if it was the 2 energy drinks i had. I believe all those vitamins def. helped, but hell who knows.

only advice i have to give is use synthetic urine, or dont smoke.

i def. wouldn't go waste my money on those $40-$50 "detox drinks"

those are bullshit, you get the same thing by buying 2 energy drinks for $5.

thats just my 2 cents... i have another drug test coming up here real soon, not sure if its today, or this weekend...but i know i'm dirty as fuck.

my whole theory behind the chugging 2 drinks is that, if u drink that much of any liquid...then ur going to basically just piss that liquid out, as it doesn't have the time to sit in your body and have all those thc fat cells to be stored in your piss.

maybe i just got lucky... i will get to try it out here soon again. as i do have cancer and am not going to just quit smoking

mrcl0wn
02-25-2008, 04:38 PM
another thing i just noticed to... is that if i go drink a couple glasses of water, then go piss right when i have to...my piss comes out completely clear, and doesn't smell. but if i drink those glasses of water, and sit around and hold my piss for about 30 min, the piss comes out a lot more yellow and it smells a lot different. i dunno, i just think it all depends on what and how much of liquids you have going through your bladder at the time. k well, thats my 2 cents... i will try to pass my next drug test and let you know :rasta: