Forum Etiquette in Glorious 8 Bit Color!!!

[stinkyattic]

This is fooking fantastic!!!

How To Behave On An Internet Forum (Technology: MySpace, Facebook & More) (http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-behave-on-an-internet-forum)

[dragonrider]

Very good!

I guess pretty much everything at canncom is NSFW, at least at all the places I have worked, so maybe that is why I've never seen that here.

[dragonrider]

Yes i agree, very good!

I agree with the above poster.

Amusing and interereresting.:thumbsup:

I agreee! LOL!

Oh, wait... Sorrry... My bad...

[BobBong]

I agreee! LOL!

Oh, wait... Sorrry... My bad...

YEH I AGREE LOL!!!1!

[BobBong]

NAZI!

Roffle Copter

Or is it Loller Skates.

I can't remember

[smok3y]

Lol.

[jimmy8778]

i like this video, it was rather informative, and i noticed i had very similar traits to what the dude was describing, and btw im just a little high at the moment.

[BobBong]

i had a good laugh :D

[rebgirl420]

I believe that this should be stickied so that EVERYONE can read this. It's important for noobs and regulars alike.

And everyone on the internet has screwed up at least once or twice. But we can all remember to learn from our mistakes and we can all reside here (and everywhere else online) peacefully.


How To Behave On An Internet Forum

Internet forums are either a brilliant community where you can meet and chat with new, interesting people, or full of scornful idiots who deserve to be banned from The Net in its entirety. This film explains some of the common mistakes people make in forums, which makes them the sort of loathsome fool no one wants to know.


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Step 1:
Flame Wars

By-and-large, the trouble with The Internet, and forums in particular, is that everyone gets to be anonymous. That essentially gives them free reign to be as snooty and argumentative as they like.
A â??troll' posts deliberately controversial or annoying messages for the specific purpose of getting a rise out of people and initiating a hate-filled and overly-argumentative thread. The appropriate course of action is simply not to respond. Don't feed the troll.
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Step 2:
Godwin's Law

Godwin's Law states that â??as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.â?�
What that means in real terms is that sooner or later someone involved in a forum argument will be likened to a Nazi, or displaying Hitler-like tendencies. Please note that if you're the one invoking Godwin's Law and likening someone to a Nazi, you've immediately lost the argument because it's such a lame-a** low blow.
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Step 3:
Fanboys

Approximately 99.9% of all online forums are based around videogames. Sadly, there are several members of the videogame community who have such an overly-fanatical devotion to their particular console that they're somehow incapable of admitting any other system might have good features too. They're best ignored, because â??Fanboys' are basically a special subset of â??Troll', and as such are all Nazis and/ or Hitler.
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Step 4:
Teenagers

Sadly, teenagers are allowed on The Internet too. They have funny ways of spelling and don't understand that proper grownups don't want to put up with their pubescent attempts at â??humour'. There's nothing you can do about Teenagers on The Internet, you'll just have to learn to circumnavigate them.
Not all teenagers are evil, mind. Just most of them.
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Step 5:
Post Count

Every time you post, your post count goes up by one. Some people seem to think that the higher the post count, the more worthy and valuable they are to society at large. Frankly, the exact opposite seems to be the case; posting just to up your count is insanely annoying, so make sure all your messages add to a discussion in some way. If you're replying in a thread, make sure what you're writing is funny, interesting or funny and interesting. â??yeh i agree lolâ?� is not, in any way, shape or form, a valid reply, ever.
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Step 6:
Respect the Admins

It's their website, and they can do whatever the hell they like with it. You're a guest, and hassling them about how they run things is akin to going round your Auntie's house and curling one out in her tea-pot.
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Step 7:
DON'T USE ALL CAPS IN YOUR POST EVER.

Shouting' through the written word is pointless and annoying, clearly.
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Step 8:
Lurk Before Posting

Don't just jump in to the forums spouting off reams and reams your amazing knowledge of the intricacies of World of Warcraft. In Binary.
Lurk around a bit first and read some threads to see whether or not that's even remotely the sort of thing people there would be interested in.
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Step 9:
Keep On Topic

If a thread's all about how amazing a new 2D Sonic the Hedgehog game would be, don't derail it and start talking about something else entirely, like Chun Li's thighs. Make a new thread if you absolutely must.
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Step 10:
Picture Etiquette

Don't post massive pictures that are wider than most peoples' screens. What's more, don't post massive pictures of filthy grotty porn or anything in case people are at work. Not even the most ardent heterosexual likes looking at boobies when sat near their boss. It's enough to put them off for life.
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Step 11:
NSFW

What's more, make sure you mark any risqué links as Not Safe For Work, just in case, and make sure doing so is in keeping with the forum's tone.
By and large, just remember to be excellent to each other. Be all civil and pleasant. Keep your tongue firmly in your cheek and get a nice thick skin.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
It turns out there's even more annoying stuff people do that we simply couldn't squeeze into the film...
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Step 12:
Signatures

...should be small and tasteful. Massive graphics plugging something you're selling are a right royal no-no. Text is very much preferable.
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Step 13:
Avatars

Your profile pic is how people picture you, so choose something good-looking, funny or interesting. Pretty much anything goes, just make sure it isn't ugly or annoying and fits with the tone of the forum.
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Step 14:
Gravedigging

Old threads are old for a reason, and that reason is that noone's interested in discussing that anymore. Unless you've got an outrageously good reason to do so, leave dead threads to Rest in Peace.
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Step 15:
Drama

Used properly, The Internet can be a tool for good. If used for overblown, melodramatic weepy Emo nonsense, it's ruined and needs to be scrubbed clean. Learn to relax and take everything in your stride. Noone's on The Internet to get all stressed and angsty, we're all just here for a good time. So leave all your haughty drivel at the door.
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Step 16:
Smilies
If used sparingly a smiley can emphasise a point: sarcasm comes across extremely poorly in forums â?? almost dangerously so. A quick winky will sort that. Reams and reams of extravagant animated smileys performing all manner of wacky acts are annoying, and are the sort of thing your mum would do, were she able to use a computer.
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Step 17:
Read the FAQ and Forum Rules

Because they'll tell you how the community there likes people to act. They're there for a reason.

[Weedhound]

No more haughty drivel? :eek: Darn......:(

[THClord]

This post is a bit harsh about teenagers. Funny how today is the first day I'm not a teenager and I post about it now.

[Breukelen advocaat]

Godwin's Law, No. 2, regarding Nazis and Hitler:

Hitler/Nazi comparisons come up all the time on the Politics board. I think I've only done it once, when comparing Alex Jones' speaking and style to them. Nobody, to the best of my knowledge, has ever called another board member or mod a Nazi and gotten away with it.

[rebgirl420]

I think that the author would assume that "teenager" means very young teen. Theres a big differance between someone who is 13-15 and someone who is 16 and up.

Of course it's important to add that there are adults who act as children.

[Coelho]

Man... im sure i already did read it some days ago here in cann.com... dejavu? premonition? :confused:

[stinkyattic]

http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-com-lounge/150265-forum-etiquette-glorious-8-bit-color.html

Here it is, and I'm merging them.

[rebgirl420]

Sounds dandy :)