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juggalo420
02-20-2005, 05:31 AM
lets have another civil war, without the violence of course, i dont like the site of blood.
top 10 why i hate the south*
1. imbreading
2. christians christians and more christians
3. you watch the 700 club and keep pat robertson fed
4. homophobic
5. racist
6. too many fucking flags (many are confederate)
7. belief creationism is as valid as evolution
8. you voted bush
9. your accent, fuckin' talk right
10. think terrorists are gonna strike your wal-mart.
*not all southeners fit the above catergories
^now my sig, at least for a while.
hmmm.... Paintball guns..... Plastic Weaponary. Nerd based war on some Ever Quest game?
juggalo420
02-20-2005, 06:05 AM
hmmm.... Paintball guns..... Plastic Weaponary. Nerd based war on some Ever Quest game?
mabey a game of flag football :)
Nullific
02-20-2005, 06:08 AM
Bible trivia.
SuburbanLife224
02-20-2005, 06:12 AM
¿.there will be another civil war. end of story.?
dylan
02-20-2005, 07:23 AM
lets have another civil war, without the violence of course, i dont like the site of blood.
top 10 why i hate the south*
1. imbreading
2. christians christians and more christians
3. you watch the 700 club and keep pat robertson fed
4. homophobic
5. racist
6. too many fucking flags (many are confederate)
7. belief creationism is as valid as evolution
8. you voted bush
9. your accent, fuckin' talk right
10. think terrorists are gonna strike your wal-mart.
*not all southeners fit the above catergories
^now my sig, at least for a while.
i assume you are talking from experience, because i live in the south and i can tell you, from experience, that their are many of those things in the north as well.
quick civil war fact: do you know why more drunks are in the south and more heroin addicts in the north?
because during the civil war the union army treated their wounded with morphine, while the poorer confederate army mostly used liquor, and this trickled down the generations.....just thought i'd share that theroy
ermitonto
02-20-2005, 09:34 AM
Yeah, I really fuckin hate the assface whose name is too blasphemous to mention (see avatar).
Euphoric
02-20-2005, 01:46 PM
yeah. i grew up in the south (aka the cesspits of western culture) i lived there for about 19 years and i agree with your point of veiw juggalo...what a bunch of friggin idiots! Of course, humanity as a whole is a shame...except for you lovely people :) can i have some weed now? thnx
EverydayJunglist
02-20-2005, 05:52 PM
lol #9 fuckin' talk right haha--i lived in georgia for a while and the blacks talked clearer then the whites-but you can't hate on the south...
1. black women at the local marathons make bomb fried chicken
2. it's warm
3. alright,well thats about it--
Lets go NORTH
Euphoric
02-20-2005, 05:54 PM
lol #9 fuckin' talk right haha--i lived in georgia for a while and the blacks talked clearer then the whites-but you can't hate on the south...
1. black women at the local marathons make bomb fried chicken
2. it's warm
3. alright,well thats about it--
Lets go NORTH
hahahahaha
EverydayJunglist
02-20-2005, 05:55 PM
almost forgot-on the country roads in the south(ga anyway) they have yellow signs with pictures of a stop sign on em 100 ft in front of a stop sign--c'mon now
Buck268
02-20-2005, 06:09 PM
This is the most ignorant, retarded, and insulting thread I've ever read. Fucking kids...
dylan
02-20-2005, 06:14 PM
well, another good thing about the south, that some of you may not be aware of, is that according to the DEA tennessee, along with virgina and kentucky produce the majority of the USA's domestic marijuana. moreover, even most of the marijuana entering new york is transported from florida and other southwestern states. although, canadian bud is spreading in the US, much of the marijuana, even the sensemilla, is grown domesticly.
Euphoric
02-20-2005, 06:44 PM
This is the most ignorant, retarded, and insulting thread I've ever read. Fucking kids...
well if age is somehow representative of how smart or correct you are i'll accept checks, cash or even money orders from you since im 2 years older :D
EverydayJunglist
02-20-2005, 07:03 PM
This is the most ignorant, retarded, and insulting thread I've ever read. Fucking kids...
Iv'e read lots more ignorant threads then this one--I thought it was funny-don't be mad cuz your ass proly lives in east bumfuck alabama and you lost the war-i ain't a kid either homeboy
juggalo420
02-20-2005, 07:15 PM
This is the most ignorant, retarded, and insulting thread I've ever read. Fucking kids...
no sense of humor
juggalo420
02-20-2005, 07:17 PM
This is the most ignorant, retarded, and insulting thread I've ever read. Fucking kids...
no sense of humor. and your only 2 years older than me, but im from new england so that kinda makes me like 5 years older than you.
no hard feelings though, :) that happy face is for u.
dylan
02-20-2005, 07:41 PM
what does age have to do with it.......unless your like 16 or 17 because then you most likely don't have enough life experiance to make a judgement like that.
NowhereMan
02-20-2005, 07:49 PM
what a crock of shit.!!!!!!!!!!
talk about prejudices.
speak of racist and all,you sound like you want treated cool but still want to put others down that AINT LIKE YOU.
well,thats racist.the southerners dont need you ragging on them just becuase you cant understand a accent,educate yourself, or hush the hate messages at least.
fuck i have no clue what boston people would be saying most times,
bah's and cah's.....= bars and cars
or someshit like that.
but that dont mean they ignorant or stupid or assholes or bad people.
they just talk different.
Buck268
02-20-2005, 08:13 PM
no sense of humor. and your only 2 years older than me, but im from new england so that kinda makes me like 5 years older than you.
no hard feelings though, :) that happy face is for u.
Happy faces rarely grace my presence anymore... But hey, if you got a funny outta your post, thats cool...
daZenfmeister
02-20-2005, 08:17 PM
I never really understood what region was 'The South' exactly. Is it the southeast or just the whole southern half of the USA because I live here in Arizona and sure there are alot of hicks and the like around here but I think that the majority of the population is intelligent and capable of carrying a conversation. Even the gangsters here are educated. *watches clip from family guy* "C'mon Lois. Kids can learn everything they need on the streets."
Gangster 1: Damn man where the hell is louie?
Gangster 2: Well you tell me: If louie leaves his house at 3:15 traveling at an average speed of 3 MPH how soon will louie get here?
Gangster 1: Depends if he stops to see his ho...
Gangster 2: Well thats what we call a variable!
dylan
02-20-2005, 08:23 PM
i was thinking the same thing NowhereMan, but i guess didn't want to sound rude; thats good ol' southern hospatlity for ya, which is few and far between in the north.
Delta9
02-20-2005, 08:24 PM
I like the confederates. I think they were cool, they were fighting for their country and their plantations.
I have in some cases made blatant racist comments, I do however believe in equal and civil rights for whites, mexicans, iranians, african americans, creoles, ect.
Never liked "dukes of hazard" then?
Buck268
02-20-2005, 10:49 PM
I am willing to bet no more than maybe 2 or 3 people (if that many!) on this board have any true understanding about the causality involved in starting the US Civil War. So please shut your mouth about how you think the south is cool cuz you like the Duke bro's. (who absolutely kick ass ;) )
NowhereMan
02-21-2005, 02:04 AM
imagines
rosco
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contrain
says
yehaaaaaaaaaaaaw flash i love when daisy bends over.!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey ive been to hazzard ky,didnt seen no dukes there but i got a good bag of weed there once,cheep too.
my state was made during the civil war,half was union (western part)and well the rest of virginia was the capital of the confederacy
we really had brothers fighting both sides,
it was a totall fucked up time,and ol abe didnt free no slaves
he freed PROPERTY (owned people)of the rebels only in places they took over.
they really wasnt free untill 1964,some say they aint now,but in this america nobody is free 100%
we all are kinda owned by the goverment in our own ways.deny it if you wish but you got to have what they allow you to,and no more,
that aint free,FREEer than china yes,but free .....NO
ya see people cant get past thier own lil world to help the rest
if every one who wanted weed legal would act on it,it would be but we cant in fear of losing goveremnt housing,student loans ect,
ok ill stop ranting ,MY weed just arrived
peace
Euphoric
02-21-2005, 02:29 AM
I am willing to bet no more than maybe 2 or 3 people (if that many!) on this board have any true understanding about the causality involved in starting the US Civil War. So please shut your mouth about how you think the south is cool cuz you like the Duke bro's. (who absolutely kick ass ;) )
At least 618,000 Americans died in the Civil War, and some experts say the toll reached 700,000.
www.civilwarhome.com/casualties.htm
ismokedope
02-21-2005, 02:45 AM
I was watching deliverance last nite. I was just wondering, maybe you southern bible thumpers can answer me a question? Why are you all against gay marriage, yet you ass rape city men on canoe trips?
Ok thats a movie, but you see gay in the closet hicks from the bible belt all the time. Take for instance on "cops" the show on Fox. A big fat pig who says ve-hi-cle and mentions "the lord" all the time, this same fat funny sounding bubba, whenever he frisks someone he goes straight for the balls. Its obvious he loves it, whats up with that?
Or the american military, thats all small town bible belt trash, why are they so into naked iraqi men in pyramids? If you asked any of this trash about homosexuality you would get "i love jesus and them faggots", but obviously they are gay. What up with the denial in the bible belt?
I have nothing against gays but around here they dont express their homosexual thru a job like prison guard. Just come out of the closet, you will be much happier when getting your jollies at a gay bar rather than sticking your hand in a mans underwear under the pretense of looking for drugs.
My no.11 on the list, i hate southerners for the gun racks on their pickup trucks
phillykid420
02-21-2005, 03:34 AM
Isn't the bible belt the mid west? That's what I always thought.
I'm from the NE and have always been from here but these kinds of comments are the reason why Bush won the election. If the "yankees" keep telling the south and midwest that they are ignorant God loving racist, hicks you can wave good bye to the democratic party cause there's more of them than liberal northerners.
I think a lot of people from the south think everyone from the north acts like those hot shot wall street bankers and hollywood celebrities (all about money, gucci, versace, nice cars, materialism, crazy parties and no values) and folks from the north see folks from the south as completely uneducated backwoods rifle totin ku klux klan members. There's more the same than different.
Folks down south tend to have more traditional family values, they tend to be more tight knit with their neighbors. And if someones got a problem with you, they got a problem with your whole neighborhood. I'm not Christian and I don't really like the church or organized religion all that much but I won't deny that they can be very good influences on some people and they do a lot of community service. And if it makes folks better people than I got no problem with that.
Without the south we wouldn't have soul food, or cajun food and man that'd suck. Fried chicken, fried catfish, jambalaya and gumbo. mmmmmmm
We got assholes and idiots all over the US and all over the world but most normal folk are much more similar than different. They want their kids to be safe, to earn an honest living, have a bit of fun, get married to the girl or guy they love, they want a nice place to live. SO I could care less if they like country and I like rap, the important stuff is more similar than different.
dylan
02-21-2005, 04:01 AM
I was watching deliverance last nite. I was just wondering, maybe you southern bible thumpers can answer me a question? Why are you all against gay marriage, yet you ass rape city men on canoe trips?
Ok thats a movie, but you see gay in the closet hicks from the bible belt all the time. Take for instance on "cops" the show on Fox. A big fat pig who says ve-hi-cle and mentions "the lord" all the time, this same fat funny sounding bubba, whenever he frisks someone he goes straight for the balls. Its obvious he loves it, whats up with that?
Or the american military, thats all small town bible belt trash, why are they so into naked iraqi men in pyramids? If you asked any of this trash about homosexuality you would get "i love jesus and them faggots", but obviously they are gay. What up with the denial in the bible belt?
I have nothing against gays but around here they dont express their homosexual thru a job like prison guard. Just come out of the closet, you will be much happier when getting your jollies at a gay bar rather than sticking your hand in a mans underwear under the pretense of looking for drugs.
My no.11 on the list, i hate southerners for the gun racks on their pickup trucks
i think supression of gay people in the south is why many gay people in the south feel socially forced to act "as a bible respecting southerner should" and take their urges out in other ways. i do believe the north is more accepting of social differences, thus allowing people to act how they want(need) to.
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