test friday

[Tugboat]

whats up guys I've been a long time browser of the forums and have read most of the topics about testing, my question is what is the likely hood of me passing a drug test friday I'm a regular smoker and I stopped last night, i'm about 5'11 170...the last time I had to take a drug test I quit for about 2 weeks and before the 2 weeks were up I was clean...this time I don't have 2 weeks so I was wondering if I should just get a detox like product, or just drink water for the next couple days.... I know there is no way to be certain but any advice is welcomed and I'm sorry for another I'm getting tested what do I do thread also someone said drink alchol because it flushes out your system is. I normally wouldn't believe it but the last time I had to stop smoking for a test I started drinking alot more and I did test neg but I did also quit smoking...is it true or just a myth...and do any of the detox products actually work...it's a small company so I'm sure the testing won't be too extensive

[killerweed420]

I would definitely sub. Its the biggest bang for your buck.

[slantedeyes]

Your only option at this point is to sub. I really cannot see you being clean in a short period of time. As far as those detox products its 50/50 some people pass some don't. Plus the labs are checking for masking products now. Detox products are really just a ripoff. Your only option is to sub.

[jeffman]

You could get lucky like some have but, I vote


I would definitely sub. Its the biggest bang for your buck.

[Tugboat]

yeah I figured as much....everyone I know around here swears by q carbo....I might give it a shot but the job offer was dropped on me out of nowhere and I don't have enough time to by a subs....plus I don't know anyone that would piss for me that has clean pee...hmm I think I'm screwed

[killerweed420]

q carbo is not subbing. synthetic urine or somebody elses urine is subbing. I would definitely sub in your position.

[Tugboat]

yeah I know what subbing is....thats why I said I don't have time to order synthetic pee....and I don't know anyone around here that doesn't smoke that would piss for me...hmmm this blows man I'm ready to move out to colorado with my brother....no one drug test out there, it's a shame we can't do what we want in our free time..my buddy told me the place I'll be getting tested at uses home drug test basically so I don't know if that will be a good or bad thing..in the mean time I've been diluting and hoping for the best....I seem to have a fast metobalism... I think my girlfriends gonna buy me a home drug test and if I have to sub I'll have to do some persuading to the one person that might possibly piss for me...whats the best thing to keep it in to keep it warm if I do that? some people say condoms and rubber band it behind your sack...drug test are dumb I appreciate the replies tho

[killerweed420]

Yeah pickup a thc strip or 2 and test yourself.
If you sub go to a dollar store or some cheap store and pickup up a small 2 or 3 ounce bottle of travel shampoo or something of the sort and put the urine in that. Make sure the bottle gets well flushed first. You'll need a digital thermometer to check how your doing on temp. Nuke it for 10 seconds and test it. 90 to 100 dgrees is fine. Somewhere in the middle is perfect. Take the thermometer with you to test temp just before you go in.
If you get in and the temp is a little high blow on it,if its a little low rub your thumb briskly on your clothing and place your thumb on the temp strip on the side of the UA cup to warm the strip a little.

[KNOTME66]

A fast way of finding the bottles sugested is to look in the area where they have travel size bottles of shampoo/soap, etc. Hope that helps.

[Tugboat]

last night I bought 2 home drug test specifically for marijuana...took the first one last night and failed...got up this morning drank 32.0z Qcarbo and took the test thinking the q carbo started taking effect, and as soon as the test said failed, my stomach started gurgling and off to the bathroom I went...then I knew it was working and I was out of home drug test....end of story I went through all that shit and still didn't get to take the test grrr....now i'm home and really wanting to smoke again...I wonder if I smoke while the q carbo's in my system if it'll clean it out still...this blows I'm really thinking about ordering synthetic pee now because I don't want to detox again any time soon