Questions about a UA tomorow

[stondmama]

Hi all new to the forum, have been reading posts on dillution and I have some questions. Heres the stats-
Female, 5'11" about 125lbs. Smoked every day for the last well, I'm high so I don't remember jk. Last time I smoked was on Tuesday at about 1am. When I am working I usually only smoke about a bowl per evening and on the weekends I wake & bake. I keep my little friend with me through the day, taking a hit or two as needed for rational thought :D
I cut back as soon as I found out about the test and as stated above abstaining until the testing is done. I plan on using the dillution method described in n2's sticky along with StripNC. I tried the certo thing before and IT DOES NOT WORK but my husb has asked if I should use that too. Here are my questions-can I sub Rolaids for Pepcid and can I sub Metamucil for Miralax or because I have so little time left will using either Metamucil or Miralax be worth it? Sorry this is so long and probably redundant but I can't seem to make the search feature work. Any advice is appreciated, we really need for me to get this job. Thanx!

[killerweed420]

You don't have enough time to get clean,your ownly option is subbing.I would recommend picking up some synthetic urine or if you can't find it quickly use someone elses urine. But that is always risky. You never know for sure if the person is really clean.

[stondmama]

That is so not what I wanted to hear :( The good news is the old man doesn't smoke so I can use his. He has already been to the same lab for pre emp screening and gave me a good idea of what I am looking at. I'm nervous about keeping it the right temp but i hear that a little two ounce bottle will work so off I go. Thanks Killer.

[killerweed420]

And use a digital thermometer to get the temp right. Usually you can nuke 2 ounce for 10 seconds and its close.

[stondmama]

:D Life is Good! :D Took Killer's advicea and did a sub. Went to the lab with it strapped to my leg by a heating pad inside my boot to keep the temp up and it worked! I was as nervous as a cat on a hot tin roof but I got through it so other than my background check I should be starting work Monday. I can't thank you enough Killer, I was all set to do the dillution but this was much easier and very effective. Thanks again!

[killerweed420]

Congrats. More good news for the anti-piss cops group.:jointsmile:

[jeffman]

:D Life is Good! :D Took Killer's advicea and did a sub. Went to the lab with it strapped to my leg by a heating pad inside my boot to keep the temp up and it worked! I was as nervous as a cat on a hot tin roof but I got through it so other than my background check I should be starting work Monday. I can't thank you enough Killer, I was all set to do the dillution but this was much easier and very effective. Thanks again!

Good Job....:smokin:....:stoned:

[stondmama]

Just got a call from the company and it seems my UA came back inconclusive:wtf: My old man is on probation so I know for a fact he is not doing anything but the last time he tested at the same lab it came back the same and he had to go retest too. The company was very nice about it, said to just go retake the test before I come into work on Monday but I tell ya my heart just dropped when I got the call. Just when you think you escaped the pee police!

[killerweed420]

This is why its never a good idea to use someone elses urine. You never know for sure till somebody calls you. Can you get any synthetic urine?

[stondmama]

Actually Killer in this case I do know for sure, not a matter of rose colored glasses. He's tested regularly by po and the stakes are way too high for him to fail. That and we are together 24/7. I don't think I have time to get synthetic, I have to test Monday morning. I think it may have come back dilluted. He is in construction and it is hotter than hell right now so he drinks water by the gallons when at work and stopped and had a couple of beers on the way home. We also wondered if maybe it was because he gave it to me the night before instead of that morning. It was less than 24 hrs old but he thinks that might have something to do with it. Let me know what you think if you have time. Thanxx!

[Funkthatbadunk]

Within 8 hours urine starts to gain bacteria and such. I would get it from him the morning of, right before you walk out the door. Just make sure he doesn't over hydrate if you are positive he's clean.

[stondmama]

OK, didn't know that about the eight hours. Thanks funk!

[stondmama]

I just wanted to thank Killer and Funk for all the help, I passed the test and got the job :D I really appreciate the help, you guys are great. Also want to thank the old man cause true friendship is like pee in your pants, sure everyone can see it but only you know it's true warmth. I want to thank him for being the pee in my pants :rastasmoke:

[killerweed420]

Glad to hear you passed.:thumbsup:

[Funkthatbadunk]

Go light up a nice fatty for me :jointsmile:

[jeffman]

Good Job....:smokin:....:stoned:

Is it now safe to say Congrats again....:smokin:....:stoned:

[stondmama]

I do believe it is jeff! Can I just say I love being able to get back to my inner Calvin? I do believe my inner Hobbs missed me. :)