PLEASE HELP!

[VolCanoLoVer]

Hello fellow MaryJane lovers! I am fairly new to this site and forum, but have been reading up on the posts for the past week. I would consider myself a heavy smoker...(my husband and I have smoked 2-3 bowls from the Volcano Vaporizor daily, and maybe a few more on the weekends, for the last 2yrs) I have been out of work since August due to the subprime mortgage meltdown (my last three employers have gone out of business) and I have FINALLY received a non-mortgage related job offer and have to submit to a physical and drug test. I have not smoked since my interview 9 days ago and will be tested early next week. For the past 9 days I have drank as much water and gatorade as I can. I home tested myself this morning and as I suspected I came up positive. Before reading these forums I spent $50 at GNC on Strip Cleanser and I have a friend who is willing to give me some Ready Clean...but by no means am I convinced that they will help me pass. I feel like the only way I will pass is by using the Quick Fix, but I am SCARED TO DEATH! Since I also have to get a physical I am concerned about how to keep the bottle hidden in the event they make me disrobe. I'm also wondering if anyone can offer advice on whether to order Quick Fix or Test Clear (powdered urine kit) I have to say that smuggling in synthetic urine is making me feel like a freakin criminal...but I would rather turn down this job offer then risk failing the test. I am normally a very anxious person, but not smoking for the past 9 days combined with this amount of stress has actually made me physically ill! Please, please, please...any advice is greatly appreciated...especially from the 2 masters :)
PS...my husband and I had the pleasure of spending a week in Amsterdam (for our honeymoon) and it was the GREATEST place we've ever been! Not just b/c pot is legal...everyone was just laid back and nice, and it really was beautiful! I would recommend a visit to anyone who can. We even have pics of us each smoking a joint while leaning up against a cop car...how great is that! This is also where we got our first taste of using a vaporizer...after that I knew we needed to get one for ourselves.

[ADM]

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[jeffman]

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[VolCanoLoVer]

I decided that there is no way in hell that I'm going to pass on my own, so I ordered the QuickFix. Paid for overnight delivery so I should have it tomorrow. I am scared to death and frankly really annoyed that I could potentially lose this job because of what I like to do on MY OWN TIME! From what I've read the QuickFix is fail proof as long as I don't fuck up the temp or do anything suspicious. I guess my main concern is that there is also a physical involved. I have been lucky enough to only have 1 employer drug test me and that was 7 years ago (before I fell in love with mary;)) I'm not really sure what to expect when I get there. Apparently the testing and physical is done at another large company (not the one hiring me) that has a physician on site. The HR guy said I should be in and out in like 15-20 mins and that they will just check my reflexes, blood pressure, etc...AND do a urine screen. He also said that if I go by mid afternoon that they usually call him with all my results same day. This makes me think that they are only doing a dip stick test and not actually sending it out to a lab...